Enchanted Didgeridoo

compels all who hear it to drink petroleum and fall asleep in the road

Is this a veiled allusion to the Roman general Lucius Cornelius Scipio Asiaticus?

Beat me to it, fucker.

Minotaurs in denim jeans, no less.

youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

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Didgeries.

the highest notes heats the air, and as the pitch drops, the viscosity of whatever is affected increases

Summons an illusion of a dire kangaroo

If you play it with your mouth, it shakes the very earth and transports you to the Time of the Pouch Gods, an Earth where placental mammals never evolved and marsupials took hold.

If you play it with your butt, you're a proper Australian.

Did you know a didgeridoo doesn't do what you thought it do, did you?

Underrated post

The horn's master can use it to enslave dragons, but it kills the man who blows it.

Oh, nevermind, they scrapped that subplot.

You, I like you.

>Didgers
>Defined as to annoy everybody in a given area.
>Enchanted
>Increased AOE

Summons rain.

Summons dingoes tuh eat yuh enemies baby's.

Nah, thankfully quests have been banished to their ghetto of /qst/.

summons an onngnyinngnyonngnyinngnyonng, obviously

Gives the blower "Aura of Shitposting 10"

>a fucking leaf

it didg-
FUCK

It sounds like Five Didgeridoos all playing out of synch with one another

Relevant:
youtube.com/watch?v=0-VE-DOvznw&feature=youtu.be

>teleports you to a Outback Steakhouse
>Sentient; insults you in Bogan.
>Summons army of emus; gg no re

Ironically, the number of shit threads on Veeky Forums has only multiplied since the formation of /qst/.

Makes you rhyme if you make statements about it.
Check OP's post if you doubt it.

youtube.com/watch?v=u_B2CJ-srvo

It does the d'dew.

Obviously created by the mad wizard Dr.Seuss
The only wizard with a PhD in mad rhymes.

shit, that was actually kinda catchy

And crash the thread with no survivors?

PlayStation does what Didgeridon't

It actually sounds good

shits up Veeky Forums

Hey you BITCH I came here to say the SAME THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

FUCK

What the fuck have I just watched?

It does the the voodoo that they do, all so well

Its to warn aussie abo's not to lay their lazy asses where they'll obstruct traffic flow or anything else for that matter.

If you blow puffing noises into it, it gibbs ciggie.
Listen to it for on minute and you know exactly how to get to the nearest Mcdonald's.
Listen to it for ten minutes and it will summon someone to sell you drugs.
Inside a 100ft radius, all places where you can start or join a fight will light up.
Bearer of the magic didgeridoo can re-roll failed saves versus charges for sexual harassment or posession, or fer startin a fite.
Bearer can carry one extra tent for no encumbrance, but only if the tent is never actually used.

Research, observation, experimentation, calming my nerves,listening to the whispers of the warp,passing the time of day and so on.

Shoots missiles. You blow down it (not play it, actually blow down it) and a bazooka shell shoots out of the other end.

Causes tremors.

Australian aboriginals have sub-ape IQs. That isn't being mean.

Here's another PSA, this time about not huffing gasoline.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

Why do idiots feed these threads?!
The threads where the op thought up a "jem" but didn't have an oppurtunity to use it. So he makes a thread here then replies to it himself 2 minutes later and everyone laughs at how witty the joke and on the spot the joke was.

Enchanted Didgeridoo
Slowly returns the area to the Dreamtime before the world was fully formed. Starts turning things Cthulhu Mythos-like/Australian tinged and summoning Cthulhu Mythos-like versions of Australian wildlife, including dangerous sheep or dangerous poisonous (rabies) sheep. The Dreamtime was also safer because of the dangers faced by those waiting in ambush and traveling armies that can't avoid major threats.

Good meme Stephen

Yikari best instrument

I hope we get more Galavant. It's not -great- but it has it's moments.

Moments like 'Richard does _________".

Australian/slightly-Cthulhuoid plant life would start to appear, less in areas with living plants with some of the existing plants changing. The humidity and water is pulled towards Australian levels. Slowly evaporating flooding, letting plants grow in deserts, streams and pools of wet sand just under the surface, dig a hole near a cluster of plants to collect water, etc.

you can smoke weed out of it.

came here to post this

>summons extra plannar Kangaroo

Or, if the item is cursed

>summons a colossal man hunter spider

Are you fucking joking? Please tell me that you are. Plz.

There are enough abbos just lying down to sleep ON THE FUCKING ROAD that it needs a public service announcement.

What the fuck?

Yes. They also made one for not using electrical lines as clotheslines, don't drink, sniff, or huff gasoline, and don't rape.
Their whole race's IQ (as another user pointed out earlier) is on average 3 times below legally retarded. They're such an evolutionary throwback australia actually labeled then endangered fauna. The only reason that got rescinded was they could break and enter and you couldn't legally shoot them or defend yourself and you can't take literal animals to court. They routinely do things to attempt to uplift them which is just a money funnel as they all fail spectacularly. But we can't say they're too legally stupid for human society cause daws racis gibb ciggies.

Oh. Forgot to mention. The whole reason they sleep on the road is because its one of the few smooth places around which makes it incredibly comfortable to sleep on compared to places with rocks or roots and the like. They sleep outside cause they can't hold jobs to pay for a place of residence. The country can't afford to give them shit like welfare enough to afford a place of residence as their is a million things more important that could use the dosh.

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You beat me to it, CURSE YOU!

You mean what does it do dodo do dodo do?

Since the obvious jokes have been made already...

Long range verbal communication that is also magically encoded. Everyone can hear it, but only the targets know the message you are conveying.

>The encoded message translates as "Return my stick, cunt.".

Stealth instrument for a bard, can't use the sound to locate the bard.

Find Petrol 5/day activation word "Noonga"
Hold Person 3/day activation word "Ningy" (only usable on persons aged 16 and under and requires skin contact between you and them in order to maintain the Hold Person)
Locate And Strip Precious Metals 1/month, must be used inside a house.

How about this for a stealthy bard instrument. Its portables, too.
youtu.be/_aY6TxC1ojA

What the shitchrist. That thing is insane sounding and I love it.

Didgeridoo as didgeridoes.

It digeridoes what it fucking wants, cunt

User must make a successful performance roll, this summons one Kangaroo per round of successful, uninterrupted play.
Kangaroos are under your command.
Kangaroos speak with stereotypical Australian accent.
When no enemies are left to fight, they will begin to fight each other.

Summons Minotaurs.