A wizard has turned your party into adorable little bunnies, with miniature outfits and equipment. What do you do?

A wizard has turned your party into adorable little bunnies, with miniature outfits and equipment. What do you do?

Kill the wizard.

The wizard chuckles at your little thrusts and swings, and gives you a carrot.

Go on a size-appropriate quest. Possibly for the mayor of Rabbiton, or perhaps Lord Guinea of the Piggleshires.

Defeat the ever growing menace of the tomato garden.

Get an erection

Wait till he falls asleep and cut/gnaw his throat.

Present my hind quarters to

Clearly you have never fought a bunny.

Death by a thousand cuts.

Mayor Bunford of Rabbiton is very glad to have your services available, and requests that you travel through the forest to deliver a treaty of friendship to the hares who dwell in the meadow on the opposite side. He offers you a fee of twelve carrots, with six paid now and the remainder when you return with the signed treaty.

take photos and make memes for money

BTW what if my character was riding a giant bunny on the first place?

A little bunny riding atop a big bunny.

Charm him with adorability.
Then shapeshift into a horrific bunny-wolf thing and eat his face off when he least expects it.

This is what happens when you dick with an entire pack of werewolves.

Become the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Watership down, but this time we have swords

your mount becomes a giant naked human female.

Shit in his water supply

quads of horror

stil lhave nightmares about that """""""rabbit movie for kids""""""""

You have a near irresistible urge to eat your own poop. Roll 1d20 will save.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Shit, being a bunny sucks.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Well, my being a wizard and all, I had a contingency spell prepared for this, countering his polymorph spell. I t hen cast an enlarged maximized fireball.

>Shit
indeed

I'm sorry, the first roll stands, and a 3 is nowhere near good enough to resist.

After shitting in the water, you lean over, dart for your own feces, and snap them up. It's not that bad, actually, and you can feel yourself starting to ruminate through the waste. Second time through, you should have some pellets that you can safely drop.

I meant me as a player. Character would go and do bunny things.

BunnyQuest when?

I hand the DM this rulebook and tell him it should help.

Nice

There was nothing kid friendly about that. I was told by the dad the book was "about bunnies" in third grade. It's not just a book about bunnies

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>playing a dex based character
>mechanically in PF he has only made me stronger

I go and protect the cave entrance to the holy grail from some silly knights.

Chew all of his books, scrolls and cables and then sit around looking innocent.

As the cleric, I cast Remove Curse.

You fail to provide the necessary somatic components.
You wiggle your nose adorably.

GOD DAMN YOU, MR. BUN-BUN

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

You were so adorable that the wizard has adopted you as a pet.

Implying that didn't mean you both as players. While your characters do rabbit things. Which is probably similar knowing rabbits.

Do I have a little hat? Bitches love bunnies with little hats. Awww, I have a little shield too! I'm adorable!

You. I like you.

I pull out my miniature bag of holding and my miniature portable hole.

Or we turn switch mechanics and become Mouseguard: Redwall edition.