Steven Universe magical lesbian fusion dance bullshit is now in MtG

>Steven Universe magical lesbian fusion dance bullshit is now in MtG

B-b-but there's definitely no SJW conspiracy to invade our hobby, u guise!

Is this bait?

I don't think this is intended as SJW pandering. Huge numbers of blacks in planes based on European mythologies? Yes. Crossdresser Genghis Khan? Definitely.

But this seems to be done for the sheer purpose of horror, if I'm not mistaken.

It's a new mechanic based on fusion, introduced at a time when a cartoon about fusion is super popular with SJW.

>Introducing a naming theme straight out of a gradeschooler's imagination

Wow you really want us to be upset about this, don'tcha champ? Thread after thread after thread and I still don't care. Gettin' a touch desperate, I see.

Shit b8, m8.

No, this is pure body horror right here.

This must be bait.

There is no way anyone could be this scared and paranoid about a goddamn kids' cartoon. I doubt anyone at Wizards even knows what SU is beyond one or two of their kids maybe watching it sometimes.

Fusion as a concept has always been a thing, child.

Gusela is going to occupy the same spot as Baneslayer Angel in a lot of lists. Bruna is going to get played to fetch back Gisela. Maybe the new Thalia.

Good mono-white midrange? Naaaaw.

This is the single !most idiotic statement anyone has made on this board, and that's pretty damn impressive.

Fusion has been a thing since fucking Yugioh did it for cards, and much fucking older for cartoons if you include anime (seriously did you think Stevcen Universe suddenly invented it? Jesus you're a moron)

you're about 20 years late

A lot of the older ones probably have no clue.

The younger ones have to though, Christ have you seen Doug Beyer? Fucking man child extreme. I'm too lazy to pick out gems but he *'s actions like *claps hands*.

>I doubt anyone at Wizards even knows what SU is
Oh they know.

Reminds me more of that fuck huge youma from claymore, a fusion between two sisters who rained down parasitic spores on everyone.

>implying that angels being corrupted by a tentacle monster isn't full /d/

Pic related.

>I doubt anyone at Wizards even knows what SU is beyond one or two of their kids maybe watching it sometimes.

You think they don't perform market research? Why?

For a second I thought that was Mercy from the thumnail

DBZ, Yugioh, Voltron, TTGL, Transformers, and about 9,001 other TV shows, games, and movies would like to speak with you about your low-quality bait.

And how popular are those right now compared to SU?

Geez, I dunno, lemme just dig out last year's detailed census on the preferred crushes of the contemporary American manchild.

The reason you are terrible at trolling Veeky Forums is you know nothing about it. Try a different board.

This thread deserves to be gassed.

>tfw your cute waifu has been butchered beyond saving and you just want her to have a quick death so she can rest

Thanks Nahiri, you ugly bitch

DBZ is still the most popular anime ever made and going strong after 30 years.

Gisela seems really good on her own.

I never thought of this, but you might be on to something.... it might be a parody of it.

Wait so how does this work
Is it 3 separate cards? Do both of the angels have the same back and you just use one? Do they have a regular back and you need the third card separate? Are they like dual cards? Da fuq

Avacyn's tragedy bait death was one thing, but this is borderline gore porn

Two cards and the back of both pushed close together makes a single bigger card.

Oh shit we duel masters now
That's actually sadly got me a little hyped

How does duel masters make its name-dependent cards work? Is there some kind of broken tutoring or filtering available?

How popular was SU two years ago, when this set was being designed?

...

>borderline
It's an open secret that someone on the Creative team has been injecting his corruption fetish into the game. It makes me wonder if any of the "pandering" really was, or if it was more of That Guy's grim work.

Only that's not true and you're saying whatever lies come to mind

Nah, it's rather obvious from his writing that Ken Troop really really REALLY likes to write corruption stories. See: Memories of Blood, The Blight We Were Born For, A Gaze Blank and Pitiless.

It's reppin that HP Lovecraft that I love so well