Is there a more satisfying weapon than a two handed axe?

A car.

I was kinda suspicious of going 1d12, rather than 2d6, but after thinking about it for a few seconds it's much better to have a significantly higher chance for high damage. You'll simply have to accept the drawback of slightly higher chance for low rolls.

Picks.
>youtube.com/watch?v=pkfJkyHass8

(how I paladin, btw)

A two-handed Thunder Hammer

A sexual assault weapon.

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A tree trunk.

A four-handed axe, but it requires team work.

>but it requires team work.

As long as it isn't double headed, im fine with it.

>significantly higher chance

B..but it's a worse chance. Unless you're talking about crits.

The average is lower, but there's no bell curve. user apparently enjoys the swinginess and would rather get 12 1 out of 12 times than 1 out of 36 times.

I think a four armed creature like that using all four hands on the same weapon would face anatomical difficulties.
There's probably a reason four armed races are always depicted quad-wielding

banana peel

do you even need to ask?

2d6: anydice.com/program/20
1d12: anydice.com/program/74d
You'll have to sort data by "at least", couldn't include that in the url.

Motorcycles are basically the throwing dagger of weilding automobiles.

FISTS!

An amazon's thighs.

That looks plastic.

Where'd it come from???

I heard the Hyper Weapon is pretty satisfying.

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Depends on what you like. Personally, I'd much rather have 2d6 v 1d12.

Higher low, equal high, much better distribution.

I prefer my four-armed species to have a two handed weapon and a one handed weapon. Leaves the third arm free for grabbing and counterbalance.

Two-handed, not two-fingered

Fists.

Also, the colour of my skin.

>significantly higher chance for high rolls.
>slightly higher chance for low rolls.

I... what?

But which arms do they use on the 2hander?

Shut up Chad, your pool of blood misses you.

In animoo Bleach, a guy called Chad who's some flavour of mexican or black, it's hard to tell. He fights with his fists. And at one point joins a group that gets powers from objects sentimental to them and his focus is his dark skin.

Batleth

Proof.

>Racism.

This is the right answer.

AW SHIT NIGGA IS THAT KONGOU BANCHOU? I HAVENT READ THAT IN YEARS!

My dick

Flail.

A man

Chainsaw.

Why is he wearing a scale armour bikini?
If that's supposed to be a woman, which that does not even remotely resemble, why does it not even remotely resemble a woman?

To answer your question, two-handed sword.

it can be done.

It goes up the booty or the cooty?

THIS IS WHAT A REAL WOMAN LOOKS LIKE
youtube.com/watch?v=--S7fNmBw3E

This.

It's not supposed to be a woman, look at the crotch. It's Dragon Crown's amazon turned into a man.

Just make this bigger, so that it's more like a war hammer or a huge two handed club. Personally, I'd prefer it to look more like a horse dick, but that's just me

Napalm rounds.

>Personally, I'd prefer it to look more like a horse dick, but that's just me
>Not making it look like a dragon dildo

You shame us all, user.

I just think it's more fun and absurd to use a realistic horse dick to beat people to death
Plus I could anally violate rapists and molesters with it and just wreck their ass before the invention of colostomy bags
>pic related

Overly large wooden hammers with metal trims.

>I fight with a barrel on a stick

Works well enough for him and Kirby.

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Halberd: two handed axe on the front, pike on the tip, hook on the back that can also be used as an armor piercing pointy ax.

The javelin, the pure ecstacy of tossing it right through someone is enough to make me rock hard.

Your own fists obviously

Explain this meme.

>That finishing blow

Jesus Christ.