You and your party are sent to parley with a lord to try and gain their support

>You and your party are sent to parley with a lord to try and gain their support
>Turns out the lord is a 10 year old girl

How do you convince her to join your side?

>10 yo
The way she behaves clearly she read the script so it doesn't matter what we do, only what the DM wants

DEPENDS ON THE SETTING.

Lady Mormont was educated as fuck about her house's responsibility and pride. An approach that works with her isn't going to help if the 10 year old girl in question is a spoiled aristocrat who only cares about horses.

Your "what do" scenario is stupid.

Lyanna Mormont is sorta the reason I hate Loli fags. I like her character, but i'd still feel that any 10 year old girl in a game is the DM being a lolifag (aka pedo), and I wouldnt use one for the same reason. No, not because I dont want my players to think that of me. But Because I dont want to even be in the same metaphorical solar system of those obnoxious guys that shove their little girl fantasies and daydreams into everything.

>it's another lazy what do thread

In these situations there's usually a skeevy protectorate running things
Determine who, first and foremost

>DEPENDS ON THE SETTING.

You mean "depends on the girl", you fucking autist.

I roll to seduce

Or you know, a vizier/regent. Running the kingdom because the current king/queen is indisposed/crazy/retarded/a child is literally part of their job description. They aren't just there to scheme and be evil and shot on sight by murderhobos.

Is killing her an option? Because I feel like that's an option.

depends on the salad

Threaten to eat her. And not sexually either.

That's a little rude T B H

>thinly disguised pedo thread

>And not sexually either.
Too late, user. You're already in my magical realm.

That's right, if you're going to eat someone, have at least the politeness to make it at least a little bit sexual.

I dunno, I find meals where people pretend not to be aroused by the food even more tittilating than otherwise.

beautiful filename

That's Tony Blair, you daft nonce.

Look guys!
Another what do thread!
Many laughs!

>Literally offended by other people's taste.
Passionate morality always leads to the rope, temper your prejudice and welcome the light of reason.

And he's eating a cucumber

In what parallel reality does posting your butthurt discourage the OP?

If you really want to show OP what you think of his thread, don't post in it.

My character's heir is not far from that age. I offer to marry the little Lady with the him when they're of age in 3-4 years.

Inform her that her >100 men are absolutely nothing compared the loyalty the Manderlys have shown, surviving getting their throats cut so they can build a fleet for the Starks. I remind her that Freys make for some good pies & she can too if she talks shit about the Manderlys.

Kill all pedos

Two words.
Tea.
Party.

>How do you convince her to join your side?

I dont, i convince/bribe the grown ups around her

I ask help from my companion with the high CHA and diplomacy skills. Thank you Leadership feat.

Depends on behaviour of said girl.

Had this situation in game. Freaked out at first, but then acted like she was an adult, because she was acting like an educated, responcible and smart adult. She probably had no childhood at all.

Yes, everyone fucking realises this. OP fucking knows this. The expectation is you take the idea and run with it, ffs. Explain that you're talking about a prissy princess if that's what you're doing

If we all knew who the girl was we'd already know she'd fucking say. Creativity is the fucking point of threads like this blaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggghh

Kill all antipedos

Kill all

>parley

I don't follow. I can think of a couple ways to interpret this, but not a single one is not sexual.

Ask a question with an answer, not a question with ten billion answers.

>10 years old
>Talks with the wisdom of someone much much older who has lived through countless battles
Fuck this shitty season, jumping the shark and then jumping the shark even furder

>jumping the shark
you mean jumping the Stark?

Whoosh.

>Arya is immortal, can teleport and kill an entire castle
>Jon is untouchable, literally countless arrows, swords, spears, horses, etc missed him several times
Yep, jumping the stark

>Littlefinger can hide an army right next to the most important fortification in the North without the Boltons knowing it, then march it past at least two other houses' strongholds without anyone raising an alarm

>Littelfinger
Make no mistake, it was Sansa's invisible shield

The one she used to hide the missing Bolton dogs?
I'd rather think he used his teleporter to bring them all in directly from the Vale, then borrowed it to Varys so he could bring the Dornish and Tyrell fleets to Daenerys.

I will find out what she genuinely cares for and use it as leverage in my sound reasoning to gain her allegiance.

And having a race horse as a back-up in case she's a tomboy

>Duel to the death at hands reach
>Ramsay uses a bow and is genuinely surprised he can't defeat a guy with a shield
I managed to look through fingers on entire episode 9, but his puzzled face that shields defeat arrows was just too much bullshit concentrated within 10 minutes

>Jon blocks his face and upper torso
>Keep shooting for the face
>Not just shoot him in the knee

Don't forget about the eunuch. But really it's just teleports. Short-ranged, long-ranged, army-wide, as-an-immediate-action, etc. Teleports everywhere.

Those anons know what's up. Rest of you are faglets

>Jon does the classic "slasher slow walk"
>Not just running up to end it quickly and without any risk
So many seasons... and he still knows nothing

Varys "teleportation" is probably one of those few things that made sense... See, there is no reason whatsoever to asume the final scene happend within same day, week or month. And given how the fleet is mix of two different ones, he most likely meet the rest half-way through the sea.

>How do you convince her to join your side?

By reporting the GM to my state's child protective services, and having the NEXT GM use an appropriate NPC instead of a child.

Best posted

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>teleports
are you really so dense that you think each different strand of the show matches with the others chronologically? That Dany is burning the Masters' fleet at Meereen at the same time as the battle of the bastards is happening? Fuck, do you really think it took Sam a whole year to get to oldtown? It's clear that weeks or even months can pass between episodes for some characters, and that the series is edited to make each character arc develop across the season, not to make them match up with each other.

Shotgun wedding.

Hello? Oh yes your DM is using a child in a Fantasy setting? Oh and it's a Lord and not a Lady? Well we'll be right over to teach him his pronoun's.

>plays with pedos
>annoyed when they project their little girl attraction onto the game

this is Veeky Forums in a nutshell, you play with people you loathe just so you can have whine copypasta to share with the other retards of this board

Yo blitz the archer and you have no chance of blocking, so you're going to get hit. Dumbass.

The faceless man CAN teleport and kill an entire castle. That is canonical magical badassery. Having received 60% of that training, its reasonable to think she could do the same to somebody as inept as the Freys.

Jon could have the favour of the lord of light, or the many faced god which is obviously the stranger- the only god that matters is death. But that actually isn't necessary so much as statistics. Read even the slightest amount of history on WW1- there are literally thousands of fuckers who went four years being seemingly untouchable while all their friends died in the storm of steel. For each one of them there are tens of thousands more who went 3 years before getting shot as you'd expect them to have on the first damn battle. Fatalism led most of them to just accept it and keep charging the machine gun nest. War is weird man, so Jon survived because sometimes people survive. It isn't any more miraculous than somebody somewhere winning the lottery.

You mean all those forces that were summoned to either Ramsey or Jon's forces? Notice afterward there was no reclaiming any fortresses or rogue houses. Ramsey only had two allied hoses. Both were present in force. Both were defeated.

ITT smug asshats who think they're smarter than Jon Snow yet somehow know far far less than nothing.

>There are people out there defending the jumping shark Stark season

"Eat out" is a euphemism for oral sex, as is "give head" and "blow".

Th board is truly an Ouroboros of faggots eating their own shit.

>ITT smug asshats who think they're smarter than Jon Snow yet somehow know far far less than nothing.
What are scouts?

>There are people out there who will hate anything because they think it makes them look cool and its easier than actually having something clever to say

I speak with her plainly and simply and make sure the power behind the throne is listening so that she can help the girl make the right decisions.

>Moat Cailin
>Not manned by the most loyal Bolton forces after they married Ramsay to the woman accused of killing Joffrey in preperation of the oncoming Lannister army

Her existence is reflective of the times that she came to power in. Her father died. Her brothers (if they existed I'm not 100% sure) are dead. She doesn't have any uncles or other male relatives who would have taken over, because they're fucking DEAD. Robert's Rebellion, War of Five Kings, fighting the Wildlings, fighting the Brotherhood, gallivanting around the world and fighting for no reason at all. The world has taken a greater proportion of honorable fighting men in the last generation than it ever has before, and Lyanna Mormont is a reflection of that.

That's the difference between a cool ten year old character and stupid loli bait.

>Implying this much
My entire point is how using a bow in a melee duel was stupid, regardless of circumstances. I managed to take a literal mountain of corpses, I've managed to take giant that does nothing againt phallax surrounding him, I managed to ignore a cavalry charge that casually leaves a single foot soldier in the middle of cavalry clash unscratched and few other things, but that bow was simply a breaking point for me. And that's all.
But nice to know I hate things (do you even know what that word means?) and I do so for approval of people in anonymous internet imageboard

>The faceless man CAN teleport and kill an entire castle

I mean, no?
They literally can't teleport.
That is literally not in their repertoire.

>If you blitz the archer you can't block his arrows
Maybe because he can't shoot anymore?

Screenwriters can't into tactics. Fact is, if they had included one throwaway bit with the wildlings running the opposition scouts around and used that as an excuse I would have accepted it because it's fine for a commander at his first battle to be caught off guard.

>There are people out there who will blindly drive the hype train, even if it crashed few years prior
Season 6 was just bad. Deal with it. It's so obvious they can't handle the show without using the books anymore I'm sincerely amazed you are defending it at all.

S6 was overall pretty "meh", but it was never as bad as the complete and utter shit that was S5.

That's why I'm calling it bad. I'm not saying it was "the worst".

Arya once asked him to kill a man about to deliver a message WHILE he was delivering the message, and it was done in literally 3 seconds. He constantly appears out of nowhere and vanishes when you turn around. So did his bitchy apprentice. I guess you could write it off as "well they're just badass ninjas" but at that point what's the functional difference between that and limited teleportation?

Being better than S5 isn't saying much. It's like saying that the average /r9k/ poster isn't as desperate for sex as Christian Weston Chandler.

Objective season rankings:
1 >> 3 > 2 >> 4 >>> 6 >>>>>>>> 5

so basically ranked by the amount of soft core porn found in each?

I attend her tea party and just in case bring Mr Teddy Softon with myself

Both season 5 and 6 proven that unless you throw copious amounts of tits on screen, there is nothing else worth watching in the show. unless you want to end up cringing every five minutes

>hardened knight goes to a tea party with his stuffed toy
FUND IT

The Littlefinger whorehouse scenes were always some of the worst in the series, but Sean Bean and Mark Addy more than made up for it in S1.

Who said I'm a hardened knight?

The bear looks very knightly.

I hurl a chair at the GM for making another rip-off campaign. Steve, if you need to rip things off, at least go for something obscure

>whizzard.jpg

So when are we gonna talk about the german Veeky Forumsdude?

In the states of Minnesota, Montana, Washington, and Maryland, as well as some provinces of Canada, fictional representations of children (loli hentai, etc) have the same rights as real children, so I can see it happening.

THROUGH THE MOON DOOR!

Where do Whores go? Through the Ho-Door

The whole point of asking the question on an anonymous message board is to receive a billion answers, hopefully each with a different and interesting perspective.

You're a fucking idiot. The whole point of her character is Fourfold.

First, she's Jon's best ally, but she's a little girl with 62 or whatever men. It highlights how fucked his position is. He has to take relative scraps wherever he can.

Second, it shows that the North is still big on respecting titles and positions. Also reminding us Lyanna is a popular Northern name for any showfags that need a casual reminder about Lyanna Stark.

Third, it highlights how fucked the realm is in general that this little girl is what's left for claimants of her house. The North and the realm in general has been bled very, very hard. People are feeling it all over the place, and even if Jon wins this one battle, he'll still be fucked afterwards.

Fourth, she's the perfect person to shame the other houses into falling in line. This little girl and her handful of men were brave and loyal enough to follow their oaths and make them look like little bitches. If she were just another big strong manly lord, it'd be one thing, and they'd probably just challenge him to a fist fight after he shit-talked them to their face like a cocky prick. But as a little girl? That bypasses manly pride defenses and shames them into going full support mode.

She's literally the only good OC the showrunners have ever done.

The fact that you automatically project sexualization of a little girl just because she exists says a lot about you, user.

Every Littlefinger scene is comedy gold thanks to memes.

Too bad he never got to meet Wun-Wun.

He might make a comment about his corpse...hopefully

For you

Reminder that lyanna stark was a whore whose thirst for targaryen dick caused the whole shitfest to unfold, that Eddard Stark lied to his best friend's face and then got pissy when Robert wanted his revenge against the targaryen offspring.

The starks are nothing but shitheads and troublemakers. If lyanna could've stay faithful to her bethroted who clearly loved her more than his own life none of the shit in GoT would've happened

who?

She's part of the setting but you're not wrong.

They still would have been stuck with a vicious psychopath for a king. If Cerci and Jaime had been less fucking degenerate than GoT never would have happened.