What does Veeky Forums think of my new tattoo? (MTG related)

What does Veeky Forums think of my new tattoo? (MTG related)

You're a fag and this isn't reddit.

I think that is someone you are fishing for insults for. Nice try tho senpai.

>getting a tattoo at the base of the neck
Well OP, good luck for whenever you get seriously injured; most of the powerful anaesthetics used in surgery need to be injected directly into the spine, and they don't do that if there's a tattoo in the way.

Step it up, fampai.

Not mine, but I know owner in person.

bugchaser?

You won't be spared, just Compleated that much quicker

Why?
That looks off. Maybe if it were healed, but as is it looks off.

I feel bad that I don't care about anything enough to get a tattoo. All my friends are signifying important parts of their lives with tattoos and I'm just sitting here on Veeky Forums. And also masturbating

This.

Cause the injections can cause the ink to get into your bloodstreem, which is where you REALLY don't want it.

This, by the way, is why women should never get tramp-stamps: when they get pregnant, they won't be able to get an epidural during labour.

>That looks off. Maybe if it were healed, but as is it looks off.
Better?

What exactly does the Greek letter Φ have to do with your card game?

Symbol of the Phyrexians.

Great, now everybody thinks that you have a crude art of pusseah in your neck. Well played mister.

I get it. All Will Be One, because you'll always be single.

I like it, you're one more person I won't be competing with for jobs or girls.
Don't feel bad about not being a degenerate.

Not proven.
Plenty of people still get injections through tattoos with no problems.
Some people still believe it can cause problems though and will refuse to do it.

Now everyone can tell you're a faggot on sight. Good thinking OP.

That doesn't make it a better choice all of a sudden. If they refuse you, it doesn't really matter if it works or not.

>All my friends are signifying important parts of their lives with tattoos and I'm just sitting here on Veeky Forums. And also masturbating
Make a tattoo of your hand.

Eh.

Refusing to do something without an actual basis is a good way to get sued for malpractice.

No one thinks that looks like a pussy outside of Japan.

Tattoos aren't for degenerates. Also, plenty of women like or have their own tattoos. What are you, 80? Grow up. A little tattoo in an easily concealable area means nothing. Do you also hate pierced ears?

I try to avoid doing anything that backwards tribal """civilizations""" do, and have a gut instinct response to avoid the people that do. Congratulations OP, I see you as a loincloth-clad spearchucking hut dweller. Except they probably believe in some dumb mystical reason to mutilate themselves. You did it because you like a children's card game.

>Refusing to do something without an actual basis is a good way to get sued for malpractice.
And yet, it still happens, and is still done by the majority of doctors.

>I feel bad that I don't care about anything enough to get a tattoo. All my friends are signifying important parts of their lives with tattoos
How shallow and vapid does your life need to be before you decide that you need to inscribe bits of it on your skin? You've got nothing to worry about user, and you won't have to deal with that regret in 10 years either.

Double this

Prepare for a lifetime of:
>(MTG related)

You should be dropped off a roof like the faggot you are.

The issue is how fresh it is which may not be readilt apparent. The particles aren't bonded to the skin until a year later and doctors don't want to risk possible rough or sharp particles in the blood stream of heaven forbid the CSF. So they stay clear and thus keep their hands clean just in case by entirely forgoing shit that could lose them their license.
Basicallt a doctor says "i was taught in medical school its only safe to inject past a tattoo at bare minimum a year after it was done. I didnt have knowledge of the patient and can't say when they got that tattoo so i played it safe rather than risk their life." and then you pay for the court bill for wasting everyone's time.

If you were unconscious and needed an immediate treatment and they had no way of getting your medical records and whatever they did you were allergic to it would have the same result. They wouldn't get slapped with a malpractice lawsuit as it wasn't legally malpractice they did the best they could with the knowledge and tools at hand and a sheer fluke is was did the damage not them.

>Refusing to do something without an actual basis is a good way to get sued for malpractice.
You have a very warped understanding of the law and what can and can't get you sued.
Not giving someone an injection through a tattoo, when there exists reasonable fear that it might cause a real harm is not going to get you sued. It's called an abundance of caution.
Giving someone blood poisoning by injecting them through a tattoo sure as shit will get you sued. That is reckless.

Especially in the case of aesthetics, where there exists other viable (though not as effective options). No one will or should risk their career, because you wanted to be a special little snowflake.

Thats a lot of fucking my sentences up. Thanks phone.

>That looks off

Probably because, at least in my opinion, there is no circle within the Chaos Arrows and/or the Chaos Arrows are all equi-length rather than being 4x4 like a compass

>>>infected symbol
>>people who don't know will think it's weird
>>people who do think it's creepy

>getting a tattoo on your neck
>getting a tattoo at all

>Tattoos aren't for degenerates.
Degenerates still are the ones who get them.

>Also, plenty of women like or have their own tattoos.
Women are well known for being unreasonable.

>What are you, 80?
No

>Grow up.
Yes

>A little tattoo in an easily concealable area means nothing.
That's a good reason not to get one 2bh fäm

>Do you also hate pierced ears?
I hate tunnels.

I always enjoy interview days. Punk haircuts and tattoo fiends get to sit and wonder why they're still waiting for an interview 4 hours later.

Triple this

I lol'd much harder than should have there.
So you are infected? You pozzed yo? Why not just get a biohazard tat instead

>Tattoos aren't for degenerates.
That's a load of bullshit.
>A little tattoo in an easily concealable area means nothing.
You still have it, why do you want it?
>Do you also hate pierced ears?
Gages are gross, studs and little hangy shit is cool though.

Jesus fuck, did he carve it into his skin with a potato peeler?

user, you're an idiot. People are going to think you're a giant anti-fun infect player, someone with a hellraiser BDSM fetish, or an idiot who plays a card game for children. There is no good end here.

People are more likely to see it as the letter Phi, which generally represents the Golden Ratio and assume that OP has a passion for math or aesthetics.

>Tattoos aren't for degenerates.
Wrong.
>Also, plenty of women like or have their own tattoos.
Damaged goods that should be avoided.

I work with a ton of nice woman who have tats and I wouldn't touch any of them with a eight inch pole.
They're all in their 30s, they're all single/divorced. And like most people with tats, very bitter.

Tattoos are for plebs, full stop.

Awesome tat OP, I love Tintin.

>woman with slaanesh symbol literally carved into her
She must be one wicked slut

Shouldn't you be over on ? Or maybe Reddit's /r/theredpill?

>woman
Thats a fattish white dude in a camo muscle shirt with a black wife beater.

>Having life events or being touched by works of fiction is being shallow
>Tattoos are for savages
Christ, you anti-tattoo people are some judgemental sons of bitches. Did you get raised by Church Ladies or something?
Backwards tribal cultures also made snap judgements based on appearance, but you seem to have no problem doing that.

I don't know the specifics. I'm just saying that doing something based on zero evidence that could lead to someone's death or injury seems like a good way to get sued for malpractice. Hell, haven't some doctors been sued for giving out circumcisions like candy?

Scar tattoos have a long history user, not that weird.

Most people who see it will just say "oh, what's that user?"
Also, no one knows what the hell Phi is, or it's connotations.

>And it turns out you just turned the best coder in the state up for a job because you ignored the basic preschool Aesop of "don't judge a book by its cover".
All the anti-tat people in this thread seem edgy as fuck.

>Also, no one knows what the hell Phi is, or it's connotations.
Someone didn't get a STEM degree.

>Wow I was so deeply touched by this work of fiction, better draw a reference on my skin so I can flaunt how touched I was.

Yeah, sounds shallow as fuck. And literally every man and woman with tattoos I ever met was a shallow, annoying faggot.

I'm sure there exceptions somewhere, in some magical place. Still sounds shallow as fuck.

it isn't so much anti tattoo as the worst fucking tattoo choice imaginable from mtg.

op could have chosen a metric fuck ton of good tattoo shit, but he chose the infect symbol. The connotations of choosing the infect symbol hints at that he is an mtg player with a medically resistant sexually transmitted disease.

Of all the tattoos he chose- he chose the most tumblr tier connotation ridden tattoo that an mtg player could choose.

Nah. If he was actually decent at his job the picker would have forwarded me relevent information and i would have given the guy an actual interview. If he someone got past by resume alone, probably online, i'm the guy that stops them there and keeps the company image clean. If the guy DID have some serious potential i'd bring him in, explain why i'm not hiring him this time around, explain that if he covered his tats up, had a professional haircut, or wore proffesional clothes next time around he'd stand a better chance than most.
The main issue is a LOT of our investors visit and everyone has to be proffesional looking to the usual standards. Not surprisingly people i've talked to either change their tune quick, or don't show up if they can't cover their shit, and this hasn't hinder us one bit. We're actually in the top 50 for most desirable companies to work at and the recent american teen survery for companies they'd like to work for we also placed in the top 50.

It isn't the infect symbol. There is no such thing as an infect symbol. It is the symbol of phyrexia, and also the letter phi which has its own meanings. Not that I'm defending him.

You can't tell me that that thing is not a bra
otherwise the guy is a faggot and still a wicked slut

>Mad that people point out your failures.
lol

Te only exceptional person with tats i've met was a teacher. He had yakuza style coverage of a tattoo of kids playing make believe in a cartoonish style. If you panned right to left looking from behind you saw the transition of playground wooden swords and buckets for helmets to them in fantasy land doing shit like fighting dragons or riding unicorns. Last i checked its still only 80% done(color) and he's dropped $65k so far.
The whole reason he did it? Kids think its just the fucking best and he's honestly one of those rare teachers that kids will always remember and learn from even if he's just teaching K and that was before they see the tats and suddenly he's their idol.

What a pussy way of expressing your allegiance to Phyrexia.

You should cut off your arm and install a mechanical claw with a built-in assault rifle in its place.

Are we in your safe space?

It's a black wife beater with thin straps.

Most people don't have STEM degrees. Hell, I doubt most people with STEM degrees would know that, or remember it.

You sound like a shallow person who doesn't know how to human. Do you not have posters? Or knicknacks? Are all your shirts plain colours?

Eh. I'll agree there are better choices, but you can do worse than Phyrexia, which is also a pretty simple symbol. Simple shapes and logos are always better than complicated pictures or words. Also, that's not the Infect symbol and no one is going to think he has an STI. Stop being weird. I don't even know what the most "Tumblr tier connotation ridden" tattoo would be, but it wouldn't really be that.

No, I was just pointing out where your safe space is.

>lol I fucked my girlfriend on her period and drew a slaaneshi symbol on her back, am I cool yet Veeky Forums

wicked
faggot
slut

>getting a tattoo on your neck
>getting a tattoo at all

If I saw that I would think the following

1. He likes new phyrexria and is thus an infect player.
2. Infect players with the exception of two that I met are all jackasses, autists and actual fucking card thieves.
3. I should stay away from him because he might as well have an STI.

None of those statements are logically sound.

I would think "Oh, he likes (New) Phyrexia. That was a pretty cool plane."

>Veeky Forums doesn't even have a tattoo of their favourite game
>D&D casuals containment board

This is another reason I like tattoos.
It lets me judge people based on their shit tastes.

So the logo on your shirt and your ebin MTG reference tattoo are the things that make you, user, a deep and interesting person?

You know what. Fine. You know why?
makes the best point ever. It's like the fucker I saw at DQ with a squirtle and a thragtusk tattoo. So go ahead op! Put all your shit on your body. So I know if I see you at the card shop I will know exactly which deck to play or to avoid leaving my card case unlocked nearby op.

ITT;
>Hey guys I did a faggy thing!
>Well that makes you a faggot.
>YOU GUISE ARE SO MEAN TO ME.
Good thread OP.

I was mostly joking. I have friends who play Shadowrun, and I'm not a judgemental baby.

Yes, actually. Even aside from an edgy Fight Club "the things you own own you" way, people are shaped by their hobbies and interests. Without those things, we're bland and samey. Whining and bitching about people who have gamer tattoos on Veeky Forums of all places is just ridiculous, especially when most of us dedicate a substantial portion of our time to doing this hobby shit.

I'm not actually OP, and I don't have any tattoos of my own. OP probably isn't even the person in the pic, they just know that posting tattoos is a good way to cause a shitstorm.
I just find it really, REALLY edgy whenever people start acting like not having tattoos is somehow morally superior. I know plenty of people who have tattoos that don't fit into the stereotype, and the few tattoos in this thread are all covered up. The only person I know who *does* fit a stereotype would probably be my older brother with his edgy grim reaper and flaming skull tattoos.
I'm pretty sure my mom's 80 year old church friend has a tattoo.

"Only degenerates get tattoos" is the kind of thing that people from /adv/ or /r9k/ say, as they jerk it to cartoon porn and complain about 3D girls.

Calm down OP.

So am I stupid for wanting Avaycn's collar? enough basic white girls have angels already but I love her symbol

Good rule of thumb: never get pop culture or gaming themed tattoos.

How do you like my tat?

Only if you are a werewolf.

Werewolves hate avacyn's collar after all. Not only is it a collar, it is the symbol of avacyn's church. Werewolves do not like either of those things.

... As a tat or something else?

You are likely going to live long enough to not love what you love know, and who wants to have their ex-wife/game on their flesh.

it would be as a tattoo since i already have a couple and could always pass it off as a design if stop loving angels in general

Wait, hold up. Let me get this straight. Are you saying that werewolves hate collars - especially Avacyn's Collar, the symbol of her church?

I'm sure it suits you

>Also, plenty of women like or have their own tattoos.
What's your point? Plenty of women are fucking stupid, doesn't mean we should stoop to their level.

>Do you also hate pierced ears?
Earrings can be removed.

The best coder in the state wouldn't have permanently mutilated his body in a highly visible place.

>mutilated

That's one hell of an appeal to emotion.

>no one knows what the hell Phi is, or it's connotations.

reread the thread buddy, by the 9th comment someone brought up it being a phi

This times 4

I chuckled

Ironically, I can appreciate well done tattoos but I have an innate disgust for all piercings.

A few years back a linebacker that played for the green bay packers had the omega symbol literally burned into his bicep. He was a really-for-real astrophysicist and apparently a hard core motherfucker.

I find all that shit disgusting for some reason. I swear tattoos even give off a weird smell too that makes it even more disgusting and degenerate.

I don't like most tattoos but can appreciate the truly well done ones. I once saw a sleeve that was done up like it was encased in plate armor. Shit was cool.

Make a necklace or something instead, so you can pass on the silver collar of the Angel of Hope to our heirs.

>It's like the fucker I saw at DQ with a squirtle and a thragtusk tattoo.

>thragtusk tattoo

Holy crap I am having awful flashbacks from INN/RTR Standard. Would have to have someone restrain me from killing that faggot piece of shit.

I feel this is a silly thing to say, considering how many years most of us have been into Veeky Forums stuff.

>Implying implications
Dude like half the people at makerfaire and defcon have sleeve tattoos and guages.

I know someone (from online) who says they have a Goblin Piledriver tattoo. She was a cunt and claimed to be diagnosed with sociopathy. She did seem like one of those types of people who would be involved in predatory lending and not give a fuck. And also played Vintage Goblins.

...

>neck tattoo
Fucking subhumans.

This is one of those things where the execution is good, but the subject matter lacks a bit.

It's super crisp and dark, to the point where it might actually be marker now that I think about it.
However, they could have chosen something better. Not that I dislike Shadowrun, it's great, it's just that to everyone who doesn't know, it's just tribal shit.

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