Rolled 53 (1d100)
...Fuck.
Someone ACTUALLY pulled it off.
Called roll
87 Confirmed.
Highest roll 92.
RESEARCH COMPLETED.
Acquired Troop Carrier VTOL. Comes with an enhanced drop system and multi shield network.
Meanwhile for Internal Security...
"Lalala..."
"Who let the Warlord in?"
"Well wait he wasn't suppose to be here?"
"FUCK how long has he been in here?"
"Lalal I heard you guys like needed some better internal security. So I was like ain't dem corpies be all like paranoid in shit about that sorta thing? You know cause all the copyrighting and sabotage bullshit with corp warfare? So i was like BITCHES I TOTALLY need to see this shit!"
"YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE!"
"EXACTLY MY POINT! Your guys security sucks why did you like forget about waking up the big guy?"
"Wai-wha? Everybody already is awake."
"Nuhuh ever heard of emergency backup internal security?"
"..huh?"
"Fuck me you never checked in back? I am talking this guy here, has like is own separate power source and everything!"
"...Well that would explain why he didn't wake up with everybody else...Wait how do you know about this?"
"Cause man this one time when we were-uh nevermind well anyway this dudes woke up and like TOTALLY kicked our fucking ASSES! So I was all like...wait a second why is that nifty thing here not on? So I was like I am gonna ask Sal because he is the MAN...i AM TOTALLY GONNA PUSH THIS BUTTON! He just found!"
"NNOOO-"
Secret Security System Online.
Activating Internal Security Protocols...
Activating Exterior Security-ERROR. ERROR. Unable to locate.
Awaiting further instructions from Directorate Sec forces who are awakening...
"Fuck...what the hell no wonder the exterior feeds are all fucked. What the hell been going on since I was out."
"Who the fuck are you!"
"...Well your fired. Get out of my GODDAMN Security Office. Now to download whats been up...The FallT. Takeover. Oh fuck me no wonder I wasn't woken up until it was over..."