Post historical figures you think would have been a That Girl

Post historical figures you think would have been a That Girl

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>my waifu
>that girl
get

Sorry bro but that isn't That Girl.

St Olga was a very good super villain origin story.

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Do you want to see my human-pig?

Now THAT'S a good one.

>Stop doing that, it's hurting the group
"It's not my fault!" (still doing it)
>No, but, like, it is. Just stop.
"Screw you! Why is everybody blaming all this on me?" (Still doing it)
>BECAUSE IT'S YOUR GODDAMN FAULT

Ow_the_edgehog.vase

That bitch was crazy hardcore

How are you doing OP? Proud to get everyone to complain and rail about girls? Because that's what this thread is basically, disguised mysogyny.
I've kind of had it with this, whoever it is you posted, if they had been a male, would have been revered as in "muh barbarian" and "muh stronk character", but no, it's a girl, so it's a THAT girl. Of course.

Man, I rarely say this, but...

OP is such a gigantic faggot that it's a wonder he hasn't asphyxiated from all the dicks in his mouth.

Get over yourself with this virtue signalling bullshit. You jumped the gun on muh misogyny whining considering it didn't happen in this thread.
We have That Guy threads all the time, but apparently you shift the focus to another gender and suddenly everyone's scum of the earth disgusting shitlord pigs.

Not to mention "whoever it is he posted" is Olga of Kiev and a pretty badass woman in history.

So much this

plz no

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This GM and this Girl

She's a rad villain, not a That Girl.

On the other hand, this here cunt...

See pic

She would be an annoying cunt, and you all know it.

/thread

who the fuck is this Rando?

Ayn Rand.
basically Like Karl Marx, but for libertarians rather than communist.

>basically Like Karl Marx, but for libertarians rather than communist
Except that Marx wrote a philosophical work that ended up turning half the planet upside down, and Rand wrote a husbando fanfic that spoiled rich American white kids quietly masturbate to.

Super villain but also 100% wife material.

>libertarians
>quiet

That's not even remotely true. I have a black friend who does that.

She looks like a huge slut.

>You will never have a wife that will exterminate a whole tribe to avenge your death

She was. Her cunt tore apart a marriage.

Stat her Veeky Forums.

She is Best Girl

Guys, she is total wife material. Here is the full story, from the primary source: www2.stetson.edu/~psteeves/classes/rusprimaryolga.html

If by turned upside down you mean killed billions sure.

She's a better origin story for a hero.

Zenith Caste. Max Presence, Manipulation, and Linguistics.

I mean literal God Tier Waifu material right there OP. If you die she will destroy an entire nation to avenge you.

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>born a Turkroach princess
>become a pirate/mercenary admiral for lulz
>join up with Xerxes (the BBEG of the classical era) to pillage the Greeks
>troll the inhabitants of Latmus into submission
>fug Xerxes
>murder allies you don't like during the Battle of Salamis
>switch flags to confuse the Greeks
>survive the defeat at Salamis and still convince Xerxes that you're a hero and deserve a shitload of treasure
>trick him into sending his best general to his death, again for lulz
>decades later, cut out your lover's eyes and commit suicide because the Oracle said it was a good idea
The extent to which 300 toned down the evil antics of Artemisia makes me sad.

>fug Xerxes
Did she?

I got the impression that Xerxes' preferential treatment towards her was just the result of his amusement at the novelty of a female military officer rather than from actually fucking her.

How is Nicky That Guy?

If anyone around was That Guy, it was Rasputin. He was both a munchkin and a pervert. He paid prostitutes to watch them naked, and pray for forgivness later. He did it to boost his faith.

>Turkroach
Anatolians aren't t*rks, they were still walking on all fours in Central Asia at the time.

Then who were they? Remnants of the Aryans?

>Your waifu is only famous for conning an idiot

Natives, I guess. For a good answer you need someone who knows about Bronze Age migrations and such.

But Turks they definitely weren't, peoples like the Seljuks arrived in Anatolia in the Middle Ages.

That's arguable. Point is - it had a bit of impact on the world.

Xerxes was much less of a BBEG in every way compared to Spartan rulers.

He's not That Guy - he's That Girl.

The actress they got for her was too hot

>would be
She was.