The innkeeper is one of these things

>Drow Waffle House
>Not Droffle House

If the bed has "silk" sheets, I'd be very careful to check for adhesive threads before going to sleep.

Best monster waifu, fuck all those faggots who say otherwise.

>Not Droffle Drouse

Oh hey, That was at Anime Expo this weekend!

>the barmaid/bouncer is a giantess barbarian
>people have to go outside to order and get their food
>if you start a riot or are involved in a fight in the bar, the punishment is snu snu

She's top tier but Tio is the best waifu

>make the head smaller to make the body look bigger

I wish this meme would end

sweet, a fantasy setting where I'm actually allowed to talk to things besides elf/human/dwarfzone

quite frankly, I'm upset so many things are untalkable in most settings.

That's down to a bad DM/GM though, just recently my players have ended up becoming tentative allies with a tribe of kobolds against the imperialistic Drow, and now have an NPC party member named Yik-Yark

It works, but only to a certain extent. Good techniques can be misused, especially when taken to extremes.

Agreed.

That's nice, can I have a beer?

I wish we could have a non-shitty/fetish thread about driders. I've noticed there's a lot of difference in the size and shape of the spider bits. It's interesting to think about driders having a diversity on par with spiders, and how that would happen and how it would affect the behaviour of the drider.

Good to see the DM has characters other than the players and SUPER SPESHUL NPCs going for their dreams or doing anything other than being generic.

Tio a best

e.g. that there is pretty massively different from this thing, which is the size of a fucking tank

and both again have a different aesthetic to this

>Innkeeper is a drider/arachne.
>Inn is designed around an attic-like motif.
>All the rooms are nearly pitch-black.
>All the beds are padded hammocks made of the drider's silk.
>Doesn't serve alcohol at the bar.
>Instead serves the best fucking coffee ever.
>People with hangovers love her place, and are okay with paying her.
>They're even fine with the fact that she has four eyes.
>The fact that she tries to catch them in bondage-like snare traps is a bit iffy, but she lets them out fairly quickly, so it's fine.

Dear lord is that woman's smile forced. It is physically painful to look upon.

She built this herself.
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I like to imagine the spindly ones are more likely to weave and trap, and the bulkier they are the more they hunt and leap and fight

I'm betting it isn't nearly as comfortable as she was hoping.

>one of these things
A girl?

Op clearly meant an obnoxious cosplayer.

It's as though none of those are actually Driders.

I'm amazed no one brought up that Driders are all male

>Driders are all male
When was this ever true?

Well, we're talking about Arachnes here.

You just described The Wet Bitch

Rolled 9 (1d20)

I roll to seduce.

You are devoured instead. Spiders, you know how they are.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Roll to barter for ale.

You unwittingly pay several times the ale's worth.

Surprisingly, you are unable to locate any ale whatsoever

You are cooked in a stew, using ale instead of water. You are dead, and it doesn't even taste good.

I played CoC too user.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Roll to get drunk off the ale before I die.

I am so confused how so many people seem to have CoC and monstergirl encyclopedia as their first introduction to monstergirls.
Whatever happened to old D&D books, ancient mythology, and darkstalkers?

It's more that CoC explicitly has a Drider innkeeper.
Never mind.

First you play the fantasy RPGs, then you find /d/, then you become that guy.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Roll to seduce

You get drunk. And then you die.

>bad moulding
>no abs
>shit legs
>old
>white

(insert furious eye rolling here.)

Those dripping cocoons in the background are concerning...

Not in my realm.

Tio's an affection-slut. She'll smother anyone in her bountiful bosom.

Rachnee tries to keep people at arm's length, so her opening up to you is a lot more special.

Plus, bondage.

>are the beds made of her silk
>are there rumors of missing persons last seen entering her establishment
Everything else I can play by ear, but I need to know this before stepping through the door.

Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.
...
What I'm arachnophobic?

>What I'm arachnophobic?
You sound like you're surprised about it.

I'm not surprised by it, just letting you all know why maximum nope was invoked.

Fear boners can be fun user.

>be arachnophobic
>see hot spider girls
>brain goes full NOPE
>dick goes full YES

Such a weird feeling

I once played in a game that got away with having an Arachne. Basically the GM took a que from the actual myth of Arachne and had a beautiful, very prideful and somewhat bitchy but not exactly evil woman get cursed by a witch into becoming what she feared the most.

Guess who had Arachnophobia.

>the realization hits you too late as her legs are locked around you, keeping you in

>monstro town CONFIRMED
FUCK YEAH MONSTRO TOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=SB8UaKJSe3k

God, I always love it every time we visit monstro town, monsterville, monster hamlet, or whatever in a game.

Embrace it.

More like this?

Agreed.

That feeling when she smothers someone else in her massive chest...

...no, I'll stick with my spider girl.

...

>Be a horrible creature made of pure evil, estrogen and spiders
>You have nice tits so everyone forgives you by default
>Run a tavern
>Be nice, friendly, show some underboob
>Everyone loves you, adventurers keep coming to visit you
>They all enjoy your mastery of Drider cooking
>Especially the milkshake surprise is popular
>Little do they know that this Drider delicacy is made of ground up cockroaches

Ha! Caught that reference.

>that feeling of being balls deep
>feel the pressure, about to pop
>she locks her legs around you and starts grinding
>you pump her full of baby batter
>she never stops grinding

>when was this ever true
When they started calling dark elves drow.

It was a punishment for males that turned them into ever hungering monsters.

Ah, so that's how a small-town inn has high-count silk sheets on all the beds. And at such a bargain too.

It's all fun and games until she gives birth to literally hundreds of children at the same time.

> pure evil, estrogen, and spiders.

This is everything I look for in a woman. Though I guess it's more a sadistic sense of humor rather than being actually evil.

Too bad you never get to see it happen because you will get eaten after intercourse.

>Inb4 SIDF

>Liking monstergirls
>2016

>driderfags
youtube.com/watch?v=cZtukAVvE34

>"DUDE HALF WOMAN HALF SPIDER JUST LE DARK SOULS LMAO xD she's my le waifu /v/eddit broosss xDDDDD"

Why are white people so degenerate? Regardless, saged and filtered.

kill urself my man

DnD just had some regular monsters with some woman-y bits.

The modern monster girl is a highly optimized waifumachine, generating world class shitposting by having it's fans infight for years and spilling forth their petty arguing whenever anything remotely monster people related comes up.

You can't get that from as widely respected as DnD, you need to plunge into the dark hearts of otaku culture or /d/ to find such wickedness.

Mothgirl > spidergirl

>as widely respected as DnD

I like the costume idea but her face and flab ruin it.

>d20srd.org/srd/monsters/drider.htm\
>Treasure: Double standard
>Alignment: Always chaotic evil
That's clearly a woman.

She likes anime enough to cosplay. Something tells me that's not exactly the demographic that takes care of their bodies.

Moth a shit

>She likes anime enough to cosplay.
I think she's a hired pair of boobs actually.

Congrtulations, you've found the joke.

She's very cute! Post more cute spider girls.

KARL, YOV SAID THIS INN WAS SAFE!

WHY IS THERE A DRIVER, KARL?

DO YOV THINK THIS IS A GAME, KARL?

Monster girl fetishists are edgy 90 IQ mental defectives who should be euthanized for their own good

>driver

I MEANT DRIDER

SEE WHAT YOV HAVE DONE, KARL?

YOV HAVE EVEN RVINED MY SPELLING

Female spiders generally eat their males after fertilization since the male has fulfilled his role in the reproduction cycle so and thus he is no longer necessary so his body must be utilized to conserve energy.

>doesn't know what a drider is
/a/ waifushitter fuck off.

Do you think this is the fucking future or something.

That only happens rarely. Not even common among black widows.

>A giant fucking spider
>Eye-candy