Vocaroo thread!

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Now introducing... Patrick Revburton

Are you the same dude? THis is some serious good shit. Very good timeing, Very strong enunciation.

Solid work! again, nice enunciation and speed. Timing is a massive part of good voice acting

Yep All these

Is me. Thanks. Wish I wasn't so lazy that I could get a better sound editing program. If I try recording directly on Vocaroo it sounds like garbage but oddly my default recorder works like a charm.

reply to the raspy voice.

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Anchors for the Anchor Throne! Posts for the Post god!
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Why not try audacity or somthing?

Just downloaded it. I'll poke around on it tonight. Thanks!

atta boyo.

Requesting that you do for plasma power

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Took me 4 tries. I honestly think the initial recording was perfect so I guess I just added a southern alternative.

By initial recording I mean the first post in the thread.

fucking amazing work man

That is just incredible.

I'd like a quick and easy one.

Youthful, joking tone with a faint hint of nobility to it.

"Hey there, cutie pie! Why don't you just come on over and we can do some one-on-one sparring if you know what I mean, babe?"

Don't know why, but as a nuclear engineer this speech annoys the fuck out of me for so many reasons.

Huh, Well, thanks then man. I'm glad I did it well.

you know exactly why, you fucking nerd. It's comparing steam engines to a fucking toroidal Fusion reactor. Also, I'm pretty sure that those things just poof out and kinda burn the inner lining should the magnates fail, rather than blowing sky high. you could pretend that the Head Engineer is simply trying to haze the newbie.

>you know exactly why, you fucking nerd. It's comparing steam engines to a fucking toroidal Fusion reactor. Also, I'm pretty sure that those things just poof out and kinda burn the inner lining should the magnates fail, rather than blowing sky high. you could pretend that the Head Engineer is simply trying to haze the newbie.
It doesn't do anything. The fuel would cut out before the field failed. And if it doesn't, then liquid boron is dumped in and the reaction stops. The reactors actually require the dilation of the magnetic fields to get the reaction going unless you're running at Q=infinity, which like running a nuclear reactor at critical, you can do it but it's not smart.

The plasma is so low density also that it couldn't even melt the wall unless someone is constantly heating it the plasma with excess heat. We're talking about literally everything going wrong at once, while having been made by Russian engineers, who translated it to Japanese and then to German while being run by fucking French chefs. Just something that's not gonna happen.

Fuckin told you, Nerd. you knew why. thanks for the rant, it's very informative!

Now I want some one to record your rant as the privet, Countering the Head guy's hazing.

>Planning on reading shit
>The "short session" we play winds up taking 4 fucking hours

Oh well. Maybe tomorrow guys.

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First time contributing to one of these.

How bad is it?

you're not bad, Just starting out. I think you could have potential, annon.

Look at this shit youtube.com/watch?v=PcinbFCXlwo yeah it's homosuck, But it's some very solid suggestions about how to alter your voice, take a look at his other ones.

Anyone got any requests for demons/monsters? I used to be in a local death metal band, can still do the voice

"I'm going to kill you and once I'm done killing you I'm going to fuck the ghost out of your dead body."

I'll do it if this thread is still up after I'm done with work

Could you guys please do this one? I leave the interpretation on you you could do like he is in a hurry, annoyed, angry or eager almost happy about it and such how you like.
Thank you in advance!

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sounds like the DoW voices

Going for overgrit
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hi Veeky Forums this is my best evilish smooth tone what do you think
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Interest bump

>vocaroo.com/i/s0y2NXuqjmul

Original requester here, I like it!

As do I this one. Cheers!

This made me laugh more than it should. It sounds like something a salesman would say.

It's the most evil thing I could come up with.

Too good to pass up.
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Here you go.

First attempt at something like this.
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>vocaroo.com/i/s1RNfl1PiEqz
Great work made me cackle.
More of a fun request rather than something serious.
I am the king of all machines, yet why does my processing unit feel so empty...beep.

Great Inquisitor voice, would let you BLAM! me any time.

not that other guy but heres my go at it
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How did i do?

Can anyone here do an Ork voice?

>vocaroo.com/i/s1IyT0n9doSG
alright I'm here. Not this guy, I'm gonna do it now

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Requesting some one to do the voice of my necron bbeg. "You miserable undeveloped monkeys, I phareo kuth will wipe you and your pathetic joke of a race of the face of this galaxy"

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Bump

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i'd almost rather read this exchange of posts than

>vocaroo.com/i/s0hX7Bk7sJaw
Atta boy. That's pretty good!
>vocaroo.com/i/s0ahjnrt5s0P
I love the nasely of this, Would BLAM with 100%

WHere are you from? I'm trying to place your accent, BUt I can't tell if it's constructed or suppressed in this recording.

Good work, Try being just a bit farther away from your mic.

gorkamorka.co.uk/mekboy-gibberish-generator/

we need some Ork shit

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Got a bit dramatic here but it's late and I found this to be honest fun.

>Good work, Try being just a bit farther away from your mic.
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind next time I can record.

Can I get somebody to say this in a snakelike voice?

"Our Gods are vulnerable! Through sacrifice, we may yet ascend, regain our true place! Go, my brothers—find the unworthy, bring them here, to me!"

Alright Veeky Forums, you're pretty good in monologues, how about we try something more challenging?

Here's the script:

A: You are allowed to complain, but only using words with an uneven number of letters.
B: You are being troublesome again...
A: Would you rather have the even ones? Uneven has useful words like 'I, didn't, think, she, was' and 'a'!
B: That's not the point! And where was the other one going?!
A: [stops to think for a moment] You are surprisingly good at this.
C: [slowly, as if counting letters mentally] I... dislike... green... spinach!
B: Don't just join in with that annoying scheme!
A: You switched to even letters?!

Choose a part (or do multiples, I don't mind) and do the lines with one or two seconds of silence in between.
If we get a full assemble, I'll edit them together and present the result here.

I'm not sure I understood the request right, but this is how I imagined a snake would sound like.

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I'm having a lot of fun with these, do tell me if you want something changed!

This is good.

I like the effects too.

Whoops, missed this one.
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>vocaroo.com/i/s0qSa4Ar5GIP
First time, Hope you like it!

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This is also good.

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Greatighns, humourtals!
Hello and welcome to /qst/'s first session of Dungeons and Dadaragons.
Many of the things you will encounter will be absurd, hopefully to the point of hilarity, yet I ask our players and audience to treat the game with full gravity. Maximum humor results from maximum earnesty.
A background in Dadaism, Surrealism, 'pataphysics, nonsense literature, and wordplay will be helpful but unnecessary for full enjoyment of this game. As you will see, most of the writing in this game will be a mixture of neologisms, portmanteaus, and glossolalia. The meanings of the words will not be explained to you; it's for you to discern the lexical and semantic connections (and/or lack thereof). This is done so your imagination can react creatively to the gameworld
>[Green is not a creative color.]
and to decenter the experience of conventional gameplay.

I hope this goes well.
***
Prefore beginesis of our galudum, of what bredigree be ye?

>uxisocite
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>vikyckill
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>wuremu
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>athenoizy
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>vetroquic
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>taurnaut
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>iyimynhu
A nwalos whose chupamous paradaftiory kilourmimes bestipreilds and dompetsoch.
>chrystalost
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>dalídetauro
A nivoijd whose partequalistine sursourcerosy upriskribblishes smilentree.
>corvideo
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What?

They were a bit cringeworthy.

What was?