STOOPID

Yo, rampan/tg/irlymen, let's think of some stupid spells.

I'll start with
Power Word : Impotence.

Also pic really not related.

Detect Phlogiston.
Had some use back when Spelljammer was a setting, but since the universe's metaphysics forgot about it, you just never detect anything.

But Touhou is always related.

>Power Word: Power Word

>Defenestrate
Launches target object out of nearest window

A spell that switches the target's hands and feet at random. Roll a 1d4 to see where they end up

Marisa a shit. Eirin best girl.

Hand to Foot
Embaldment
Eye Contact
TV
Love

Some potential magical weapons:
Honky Muffs
Spirit Crumplers
Atom Smashers
Fuckup Boots
Murderhats
Baby Givers

Charm Self.

Bigby's patting hand
Ray of Disinformation
Power Word: Strip

>Bigby's patting hand
Bigby's Reassuring Back Pat

Bigby's Circlejerk

>baby givers
I didn't know broken condoms are magical

This isn't stupid, if I cast it I would finally love myself

That's a good one, I'm gonna steal that

Alright then; dominate self

Increased self control, nice!

touch of minor pushing
power word: spoken word

Deciding to issue or not to issue a command via dominate person requires self-control. Thus, the same amount of self-control would be required to compel yourself to do one thing or another via dominate self, effectively negating any self control you would gain. Furthermore, one might say that you have already dominated yourself.

Bigby's obscene gesture.

Turn target 360 degrees

mirror object twice

Create presentations with power word: Point.

Detect [Substance Declared Unclean by Character's Religion]

Reverse Handedness

Hear inaudibility.

Detect detectors.

Resisting the urge to just post a bajillion spells from Naheulbeuk very hard, so have just the one: Preserve potted meat indefinitely.

Detect spoiled clams.