Was Roy a good GM?

Was Roy a good GM?

You are an atheist, you wear a fedora, you watch my little pony, you fap to pokemon, you play fatal, you own a katana, you live with your mother, you have a boyfriend, your computer is a prebuilt, you use windows 10, you play on easy mode.

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well dont you two hate fun

He was a good bbeg.

well, don't we all hate fun

bampu

In episode 5, the bird repeatedly tries to answer the phone and take things in a different direction, only for the singing food to retcon his choice and keep things going the way they want them to.

Not to mention Big Red being killed off for going off-track and stepping out of bounds.

Assuming Roy was responsible for all this, I think that counts as railroading, so no.

You can stop bumping tho

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

make me

But the whole point of Roy's campaign was for the players to overcome his railroading. His railroading was meta. It was quite literally; railroading, the campaign.

Then he's a pretentious artsy dm. Still bad. Actually even worse.

You forgot to call him autistic and a virgin. Though considering everything else you said I suppose those are meant to be inferred.

So he is the John Wick of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

No. But I'd still play in his game. I can't get quality song and dance numbers in my games anymore.

Would you suggest that a hypothetical group of sessions of comparably "artsy" themes and scenarios made by a GM then go directly into my nearest trash? Or that I pick up Ad Eva instead?

Ha. I'm only four of those things.

So Roy is an Owlbear?

Only yes to two of those, and one of those yesses is conditional

Prebuilt with windows 10?

Nope

Playing on easy modo?