Makeup Use

Does that mean I can be pretty with makeup? Or at least not horribly disgusting?

You don't need to start a family with every girl you fuck.

Meh. I'm not really decieved.

>You don't need to start a family with every girl you fuck.

You should aim to impregnate every girl that offers herself to you.

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Only a fucking idiot or a blind man would not realise that women do not actually look like the second photo without make-up, ever. If you are deceived by make-up, you are an idiot.

>waterproof makeup
pleb

>implying you have better genes

That's not the point you dipshit. A hot woman can still decide to wear makeup, but there's no way to tell if a woman with makeup on is hot or not underneath the makeup.

>instead of treating her fucking tomatoface
>she mask it with makeup
>and ruins her face more
>no eye-browns

Goblin to elf disguise check == passed

>implying female goblins are that ugly

And that's from all the ugly kids come from, you cuck

So glad I'm not fug ugly.

The world is harsh to cunts that look like that sack of tomatoes

>You don't need to start a family with every girl you fuck.

Pff, only if you're a pathetic heathen fornicator, and not the glorious family man master race.

The makeup is a way of applying alchemical treatments.

Barbarians would have special warpaint made from the blood of monsters that helps deaden the sensation of pain

Magic users ground of various plants and seeds and apply it to the skin to gradually soak in the oils and other chemicals that help improve their concentration on top of getting them super fucking high but at the risk of poisioning themselves.

Same with Monks

Guile go home

NEVER

youtube.com/watch?v=fd2tIudSyR8

Paladin - Blessings from their God, warpaint
Druid - Warpaint, sacred paint
Fighter - Warpaint, tacticool facepaint
Monk - Warpaint, mystic training paint
Sorcerer - Warpaint, magic paint
Wizard - See above

>class specific make up
>not make up made from magical ingredients that give anyone powers outside their class

Druid- Drug that you paint onto your skin that makes you hallucinate while you go into a sweat lodge to communicate with nature.

Paladin- Painting symbols of an oath they swore onto themselves before battle

Fighter- Tally marks for enemies slain in one on one combat or gladiatorial sport, tattoos may work better for this

>woman reasoning

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> Paladin
> It was a choice between makeup or stomping on a clutch of kobold eggs.

For a Paladin, wouldn't that be a reason for him to be an ex-Paladin if he chose make-up?

Seriously though, it's clearly to boost his Cha because MAD is a bitch.

>Sorceror
> It's not makeup, just the succubus lineage coming through.

You seem to be very bad at getting the point. Clearly it's the result of his wizard father raising him to be the boipussy to replace his succubus mother.

> Easy mode answers for all

They're all women. They wear makeup because it's cultural, but as PCs they're breaking cultural norms with their jobs. Still wanna get that dock though.

> Not just dating a woman who always wears make-up

Like the one thing Eastern Europeans do right.

$10 says she doesn't blame the acne on the oils in her 15-layer foundation kit.

But good makeup doesn't cause acne.

When you have the shitloads she has, quality of the product doesn't matter, the sheer amount is going to wreck your pores.