You are at the tavern relaxing after a hard day of dungeon crawling, but then this elf comes along and slaps your ass...

You are at the tavern relaxing after a hard day of dungeon crawling, but then this elf comes along and slaps your ass, what do you do ?

I ask her if her hand is okay.
My ass is pretty firm and those arms of hers look pretty weak.

Let the individual have their way with me. I am too tired to fight about it.

I wonder why an orc painted her entire body.

I slap her ass.

I tell her to leave some room for Jesus.

Don't notice she slapped my ass because -4 memes

My ass covered with metal and spikes, so that's goint to hurt. Ignore her.

Grope her ass, obviously. It's the only polite thing to do in that situation.

I slap her ass right back at her and give her a wink.

"This isn't Sunday school, HARDER BITCH"

Cleave and smite the orc!

Comment how the bone structure on the character is male.

I slap her ass next.
Then I slap her face to one-up her.
Then I grab her and throw her onto the ground in case she still has any funny ideas.
Then I savagely rape the slut in front of the entire tavern for simultaineously arousing my ire and my lust.

Immediately submit, the rest of the party has already trained me for such situations

Wait, so you didn't take off your armor, which has an assplate which would make sitting very uncomfortable, when you got back from the dungeon? Or is your ass just covered with metal and spikes on its own?

wonder why you started a fetish thread for no reason.

But I'm a Warforged...
Well, if that's the case, I check if she hurt her hand. After all, I DO have a metal arse.

Whatever she wants.

Kinda of both. My character has curse which fused his armor on him.

Wonder what this fetish thread has to do with Veeky Forums.
inb4 hurr it's an elf

Edgy.

Yeah, but the question wasn't "the elf slaps your character's ass", the elf slaps YOUR ass after a long day of dungeon crawling.