Previously: More fetishes and smut than you can shake a stick at. Damn you guys are horny. A few new flakes and some flakepoint stuff. Some lore discussion at the end. And Messenger's 5 qt witches.
Previous thread: Writefagging last time: First script for Flakepoint trailer: Second script for Flakepoint trailer: Gaia takes the big black Dragon like a champ (LEWD): REMINDER:
If you want ANYTHING to go in the repo, just summon me. Otherwise I will only put writefagging and sheets in the repo.
Also, I added the blank template to the ALL FLAKESHEETS folder.
To summon me simply say >OP OP, I SUMMON THEE. PLACE THIS FILE IN THE REPOSITORY. Unless that's too gay.
Last thread taught me a valuable lesson: stupid smut derails a thread more rapidly than normal smut. I will keep this in mind.
Owen Young
Yeah, you posted two stories about lesbian angels and barely anyone mentioned it but a joke story about dragon sex literally derailed the whole thread. Further proof that dragons ruin everything.
Lincoln Moore
No! Smut is great in all kinds!
Landon White
The lesbian angel stories didn't get much recognition because they got in at the very end of a thread, so no one really noticed them. Let's not blame the dragons for everything.
Aaron James
I thought I'd finally get here early because after looking through the previous threads every so often someone asks for me after I leave the thread
Wyatt Diaz
Sorry, which flakes are yours?
John Hughes
just Amund, actually. I've seen him pop up a couple of times so if anyone wants anything I'm here
Juan Reed
Oh, the treefolk guy?
Justin Sullivan
Angels are so last set.
Caleb Morris
Clearly we need dragon on Angel action next.
Angel Butler
speaking of angels why are all of them female?
Caleb Rogers
For threads just like this. And smut just like you-know-what.
Isaiah Torres
because they're perfect and pure. Except lesbians, they're made of lust and fundamentally unpure.
Daniel Garcia
Flakepoint Diomedes the Radiant, a great Gladiator.
Eli Morris
Might want to bump up the loyalty cost for the ultimate a bit. Think about it, that's only two turns before you get your 10/10 hexproof trampler.
Ryder Perry
Doesn't he need 6 or else once hit hits zero loyalty he goes poof?
Levi Flores
Flakepoint Leon, an interplanar conqueror. Little too worried he's Ob Nixilis 2.0, but I think it works.
Tyler Campbell
Oh yeah, that's right. Man, I really am bad at card design.
Gabriel Ward
Put what you wanted in the official wording. Not quite sure how to say the ult, considering I don't think a 'this planeswalker becomes a creature' effect has ever been permanent before. I might consider instead doing something like "put a legendary 10/10 Human Soldier token named Diomedes onto the battlefield with Hexproof, trample, and first strike"
Noah Long
Shit, forgot to attach image.
Ryder Adams
We posting cards? We posting cards
Colton Reed
Also Flakepoint Belloski from an alternate universe where he's a bad guy or something
Luke Jones
The battle lines are being drawn which flakes will side with order which will side with chaos
Levi Allen
Wrong version
Christian Wood
>Flakepoint Belloski never became a dragon
Ian Adams
dood shut uppp I know but I thought it would be cooler this way
Adrian Green
Oy vey! The goyim know!
Parker Kelly
Card posts? I guess I'll chain mine together. Critiques are welcome. Especially because I made some odd choices on some of these.
Evan Myers
...
Luke Hill
Bruh, black tutors have the specific effect of not having to show your opponent what you've got
I see your point. It is in theme with a lot of planeswalker abilities acting like existing spells, in this case it's Fabricate (which is a blue spell).
Do you think I should change it?
Jaxon Cooper
I wonder what that means for the greek hero DIOMEDES, or his roman counterpart Diomedes?
Levi Russell
Here's a story for Flakepoint Leon. Trying to show the shift in attitude is difficult. I feel I might have done it too quickly. What do you guys think?
Aiden Gonzalez
>DIOMEDES vs. Belloski >Belloski is trying to make deals to keep DIOMEDES from [doing thing] >DIOMEDES [does thing] anyways
Leo Smith
>Gladiator Diomedes stands against Bellowski at the edge of the underworld >"I'll make a deal. All my might. Enough to make you a dragon's better." >"And the catch?" The wicked salesmen inquired. >"The soul I'm looking for."
Nicholas Bell
I want to imagine some version of this ends with Diomedes doing something so heroic that he goes full DIOMEDES, and starts uniting the flakepoint timelines due to pure 'I WILL NEVER CEASE TO EXIST.' Love interest optional.
Angel Torres
That might be for the next block. DIOMEDE'S Single mindedness proves to be the bane of a villain
Zachary Richardson
Fuck, he's strong.
Ryder Garcia
Tell me whatcha think.
Noah Cooper
AMUND user It's angerfish! I missed you! I would like to do a story with both our flakes, but you never seemed to be here, so I assumed I'd never see you again
Gabriel Roberts
Is that a complaint? do you want me to tone it down some? He is meant to be strong, but if he's too overpowered I can change it.
Hunter Hughes
Scry isn't a very red/black ability. The minus isn't too bad I think. Ultimate is pretty funky I think.
Daniel Bailey
The first ability is just Magma Jet, which is one of his signature spells from before the black started sneaking into his repertoire.
Hunter Young
Gaia user, you around? Will user here.
Connor Myers
Yup. What's up?
William Sullivan
I'm trying to figure out flakpoint Will, and I think that kind of depends on Gaia. I'm not sure how much of him remains after 'fixing' things. Part of me thinks there are two Wills, one from the new timeline and one from the old. While old one is probably the guy who has to fix this, the new one would probably be a blue wizard. Think he'd be a summon of hers?
Jeremiah White
A summon? I don't think Gaia summons people. She summons elementals and shit, but not people I don't think.
Isaiah Ortiz
Ah. This timeline thing is confusing. I should probably join the chat or something to hammer this out since I don't know if there is a Will duplicate or not. After 900 years though, the guy is probably dead unless he ignited too.
Ryder Reyes
Who wrote all the porn in the archive?
Ethan Bailey
What's the chat address?
Anthony Jackson
Reprehensible Filth user.
...no it wasn't me, he actually calls himself Reprehensible Filth user when he shows upin these threads.
Lincoln Jackson
you fucked up.
Leo Gonzalez
If you need any input just let me know. I'm going to bed now but I'll get back eventually
Xavier Perry
I did. Question was phrased to
Kevin Scott
Steam chat mtg flakes and lore
Daniel Gomez
Hey, Leon and DIOMEDES helped me make a Flakepoint Gaia card. Thoughts? It's supposed to be a little powerful.
Alexander Diaz
Well, she's supposed be beyond "a little powerful". She's intended to be a wincon.
Aiden Morgan
You joining the chat or what?
Caleb Walker
Old Gaia for reference.
Juan Campbell
>target player loses game >accidentally target myself fuck!
Jordan Rogers
That's the beauty of it, isn't it?
Wyatt Carter
I probably didn't write ALL the porn. There might be porn in there that I didn't write, but I don't really know for sure.
Leo Anderson
I request more dragon porn. Angel getting the Big Black Dragon.
Blake Ortiz
can we calm the fuck down with the dragon dickings? the last one derailed the whole thread.
Cooper Gutierrez
It's nice to be awake, time to check the flake thr- Oh my.
Andrew Long
I don't think Filth user will be doing that again, pretty sure he realised his mistake.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
the best of waking up is BBD in your thread!
Carter Lopez
Can we get an Angel getting the D then?
Evan Evans
Soon, my sister, we shall share the same curse.
Charles Hughes
Why not an angel giving the D?
Tyler Bailey
no futa, we have standards.
Benjamin Jackson
Yeah well, I'm going back to sleep before this gets weird again.
Didn't we already have that? Also he just wrote two angel things, granted that was angel/angel.
Log back on steam you whore, I wanted to talk.
Michael Morris
Fcuk the dragon, give Will and Gaia some love!
Jonathan Morales
Yes, filth user should write something about them holding hands and watching the sunset.
Oliver Richardson
Niggah luv, I'm in bed. Not gonna get out for at least another 8 hours. I'll whisper sweet nothings to you in the morning, girl.
Aaron Roberts
It's a design decision, the same reason why demons are all male. The design team was full of rabid fans of Serra Angel that refused to make male angels and the decision's sort of stuck.
In flavor terms, I guess you could say that an angel is the embodiment of white mana and the principles of white mana are traditionally feminine while the principles of black mana are traditionally masculine and its embodiment is a demon. At least, traditional according to Western society in the 90s, not according to hardcore religious dogma or anything. Otherwise everything would be strictly reversed.
Carson Nelson
What does mean for devils and red mana? Also, have there been fallen angels other than Avacyn, or Succubi?
Michael Wilson
Write the two of them making sweet, tender, gentle love as husband and wife, and then falling asleep in each other's arms afterwards.
Caleb Hernandez
Old Will or young Will though? It could be Super + Golden best end inside the world core, or their first time ever when they finally have just gotten married.
Asher Cook
Traditionally, red, blue and green have been the domain of elementals as their representatives rather than angels and demons.
Devils do seem to be the embodiment of red mana specifically of Innistrad though, which says a few dark things about the nature of red in that plane. There are no succubi but there are fallen and corrupted angels - not by demons but by Phyrexia, Orzhov and a number of other evil factions.
Dominic Reed
Why not both?
Nathan Gomez
Devils just want to FUCK SHIT UP and have fun. That's why they look usually like midgets because that is the most rude demographic of people.
This article is about Devils. Remember, Innistrad is a tribal block, and they needed something to fill the void left by goblins not meeting flavor.
If Devils were an embodiment of a mana color, they would be on tons of other planes. Angels and Demons are totally different than Devils, because they exist practically everywhere. They simply ARE.
Jose Murphy
>Succubi Oh, if only.
Nathan Cook
"Fallen" angels are pretty rare.
Succubi don't exist because of the whole "demons are male only" thing.
James Stewart
Scry is fine and all, but it seems like it might be better if the +1 was +2: Target player lose 1 life you gain 1 life. The reason for the change to +2 is because it takes 7 turns to pull off your ultimate. It shouldn't be more than 5 ever. The typical amount is 4 turns.
The -2 is worded oddly. It should read > -2: Return target creature from the graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
I used to run both Fist of Suns and Coalition Victory in my old Domain deck with Cromat. Ahh. Old memories.
Carson Butler
Do we though?
Christian Myers
Yes, we do.
Parker Robinson
Reposting the >And Messenger's 5 qt witches. T-Thank you.
For some further possible feedback, if there is any. The concept is honestly pretty ambitious so I am interested in hearing what people think about it.
Also choosing character pictures is a pain in the fucking ass, isnt it?
Jordan Morris
The +1 should be "you may put that card into the battlefield tapped" or similiar rather than play I know it is not meant to be serious but come on sis. Loses the game, no requirements, no setup. I hope you target yourself accidentally.
