A giant red hurricane a thousand miles across emerges into your world from a portal you opened

>A giant red hurricane a thousand miles across emerges into your world from a portal you opened

wat do

Die, probably. If I was at ground zero then I was likely among the first to eat it.

Start praying

That insta-wipes half of the setting.

>Cast awaken on tampon box
>Summoner Vampire and make him bite awakened tampons
>Cast fly, mass bear endurance and enlarge person on vampire awakened tampons
>Sit back, roll a joint and enjoy the show

/thread

The eye of the storm can protect you.

Assuming I don't die, wait five minutes for it to lose the energy to sustain itself and then go about my day? So yeah. I'd die.

throw a bag of holding at it

Jump on into the other side of that portal brah

>jump into the hurricane dimension

2hardcore4me

Maybe you're on the other side of the hurricane, on top of it

Your hypothetical scenario is useless. No discussion is going to take off from it. Do us a favour and don't post any more low quality threads like this.

The same thing any red-blooded American does when he is confronted with something beyond his comprehension.

Ignore it.

>No discussion is going to take off from it.

Who's to stop us from discussing magical storms, or any number of other things? I gave you a seed. Why not water it? If nothing grows from it, you have only yourself to blame.

Keep going, it's clearly working.

Why aren't YOU watering it, you lazy fuck? Your "seed" isn't some precious commodity despite what your waifu rape-whines on the third episode, user, it's an idea literally everyone has if they look at a rainstorm or picture of Jupiter for long enough.

>I made a shitty thread and it's your fault if you don't make it good
Have you considered that you might be wrong and dumb?

>bike is hurricane
>door is hurricane
>floor is hurricane
>pen is also hurricane
>even hurricane is hurricane

>rock is hurricane
>you is hurricane
>even like a hurricane

Two separate skill-sets. I'm good at planting, but not watering.

I like hurricanes

If I'm still alive, I blame Jeff.

That automatically obliterates the entire world that the campaign takes place on.

There are other worlds, sure, but that was the most important one.

Making pointless threads with dumb openers and nothing else isn't a skill.

I'm an ideas guy.

Kek

Ask the God on the other end of the portal to fuck over someone else. Like seriosly, we just wanted to get to the bar a bit faster than usual.

Sounds metal as fuck.

Underrated post

Drink and ultimately question the methods i was putting into practice up to this point...

>I'm an ideas guy who leaves the idea-having to others
I'm impressed. That's even less useful than a regular ideas guy.

Close the portal.

I point at Ben and say "He did it."

Rolled 17 (1d20)

I roll for intimidate.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

I roll to seduce.

Do you actually know how big a thousand mile wide hurricane would be?

That's big enough to put the entirety of the British Isles under the active storm. Hell, that's like having a tornado going on in the entirety of the continental United States' Tornado Alley at once. Global weather patterns would be stranglefucked, to say nothing of what happens to people under a storm big enough to level half a continent.

Dude he posted a picture of the earth-sized storm on jupiter I think he knows

> blame it on the mage who doesn't speak Common

Oh shit giygas

Nice roll, but WHAT do you actually do?