Tell me Veeky Forums, what is the craziest thing you've eaten in a game?

Tell me Veeky Forums, what is the craziest thing you've eaten in a game?

The DM's poor excuse of a plot.

A skeleton with 500 arms. The skeleton was normal sized, as were the arms.

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Ten pizzas. As a full body cyborg. Using a proboscis.
GM didn't let me take a shite afterwards, said that star wars characters don't shit, because we never saw it in the movies.

Pickled mindflayer brain.

A raw hippogryph's heart.

The DMPC's corpse, to prevent it from being rezzed.

So much bullshit.

One of my player's PCs. Whole.

I ate mad ding dongs once.

Why does this make me kek so hard everytime I see it?

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A live spiky crab. Almost got my character kileld when it lacerated his throat. On second though, might not have been the best way to impress people.

I drank a green slime...bye bye wish

So this is what goes on in SW RP when nobody's boning hot misunderstood Sith ladies.

An Ork warboss. All of him, including his 'ard pants and shoota. With a fork. That was a fun guardsman to play.

A fellow PC who was made of slime. To sneak her in, she hid in my guy's stomach.

Played a half-orc he ate kobolds after killing em

We once had a barbarian that would spent the majority of his share of the loot on beetles, the big ones that you use for insect fighting, because he thought eating them gave him superpowers.

The glowing heart of a giant antimagic stone golem. The GM decided that it increased my ogre monk's spell resistance by ten.

Did the dude mix milk, Cosmic Brownies, and Fiber One bars into one shake?

One of the players in my game drank a bottled fire elemental. Needless to say he died, always read the labels guys.