What's the worst thing to find in the entrance of a dungeon?

A "under construction" sign

Your mom.

The same dungeon entrance that you just entered.

Sings of being looted and cleansed by a previous band of adventurers before you arrived.

The gear you are carrying but rotten and corroded as if it's been lying there for a decade.

A chest full of silver coins.

Why would this be a bad thing to find?

A gift shop with a lot of unsold "I survived the Scary Dungeon!" t-shirts.

Seconded

The exit.
It's an arch.

Trespassing tax

I too prefer Cestree.

Twice as heavy and half as valuable as gold.

Wet floors

Either start a cheesecake thread or fuck off

The tarrasque.

A skeleton, jaw frozen open in terror, crawling away from the entrace, it's leg bones shattered.

user, an certain volume of silver is almost half the weight of an equivalent volume of gold.

The hell are you smoking?

A sign reading "FREE TREASURE AHEAD".

Are the t-shirts unsold because the dungeon is really boring and doesn't get many visitors? Or are they unsold because no-one has survived the dungeon?

Teeth

Your mother, since I can't reasonably carry enough supplies to get around her and actually get into the dungeon.

Dungeon boss running out of it in panic

Coins all weigh the same in DnD. It can be justified by differences in the size of the coins.

I think this sign is worse to find.

A miniature dungeon. When you attempt to enter the normal dungeon next to the tiny one you are shrunk by a mad wizard who puts you into the miniature dungeon were you must fight insects like centipedes, spiders, and cockroaches that are now bigger than you. You get great loot at the end of it, but it doesn't go back to normal size when you do.

I really like Ribbon

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

I know if I said there was a sign like that in front of a cave, the players would insist on going inside because, "It's a trick. Who would put up a sign warning people there was nothing important inside?"

The Whizzard

Finally,I have found a fellow ~pedophile~ lover of cute things.

Challenge Rating 26 encounters inside.

A dragon using his back entrance of his lair as a toilet.

That's because that sign IS a trick.

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/r/ing the edited version

A powerful seal.

A giant tongue.

Yes

A pokestop. With a lure on it.

Glue

Gah fuck. I live right the fuck next to one and some group of idiots calling themselves Team Rocket gather around the place at midnight and sprint through my yard at all hours of the night cause they all lure the place up. And i had forgotten all about it too.
Cops said I can't even have my dogs escort them off my lawn like last time either and apparently shooting at them isn't recommended either.
Do you think if i wear a friends LARP armor and my Munich i could scare them off or at the very least die a worthy death?

1/10 the worth of gold coins. Sorry for the autism.

Get water hose, spray them indiscriminately.

I did that didn't seem to stop them. The dogs did though like i said earlier the cops said I can't do that anymore without running the risk of them getting put down.
The time has come for Man to defend his Lands with Grit and Steel.

It's funny you say that, because my friends and I are planning to go to Otakon this year as Team Rocket. That was the plan before pokemon go even came out too.

As for getting rid of the dipshits, take a page from current events/TF2 and throw piss at them.

Use that Karl stuff and a gleaming sword and chase them off with sword swinging fear. Then run off and ignore the police if they come.

>What's the worst thing to find in the entrance of a dungeon?

>the cops said I can't do that anymore
you're not allowed to have a dog guard your property anymore?

what the fuck

Well i've given them 5 times the legal amount of warnings and where i live trespassing can be a grounds for lethal force until police arrive.
-911 ring ring-
"Mumrrph! Eeeermuphhheer, mmuerpher! emerven."
-click-
What was that carl?
I...dunno sounded like some guy with a bucket on his head.....

And i'm in the clear to smite and cleave.

probably whatever riches or goldy or demonic weapons would lie at the end, now i cant go back as a noble would be king since i just obtained riches beyond measure and am no better that a jew.

>What's the worst thing to find in the entrance of a dungeon?

Another, smaller dungeon.

Okay so i CAN but that runs the risk of them being put down.

Criminals have more rights than homeowners nowadays. You can sue someone for hurting you while you rob them and win.

A sign reading "On vacations" and a locked door.
If the PCs force the door open, a small team of guardsmen is dispatched and tries to aprehend the group, charging them with breaking and entering.

If the PCs manage to avoid or murderhobo their way through the guard, they find the dungeon housing a modest collection of corsican cheeses. They can only be considered edible after passing a DC 20 CON check, and even then the taste is far into the "acquired" spectrum, and will disgust all but the most seasonned cheesemongers, and of course native corsicans.

Because the palatability of the cheese requires a very lenient definition of the word "edible" no merchant will buy the cheese off the PCs. Except for a hedonist cheesemonger said to live in a far off land. If the group decides to seek her, they find the road teeming with perils. Not the least of which is preventing the cheese from spoiling, and preventing its pungent odor from contaminating the rest of the adventurers' belongings.

Upon arriving at their destination, they find the cheesemonger nonplussed by their cheese, and only vaguely interested in purchasing it as a very smelly curio, for barely enough coppers to cover the group's nostrils.

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Well yeah. They sure as shit wont tell you when there is treasure. I say chase that suicidal dream. All you have to lose is your swag-lacking life if you can even call that living

A Do Not Enter sign.

the old waterfilled bucket on top the door trick.

Beat the fuck out of the weakest one.I mean like, he's crying and unable to get up beating.They can't legally prove it was you (as long as you don't leave any evidence such as DNA and such) and they won't come back.Or dig a big ass pit and say it was for a bunker.

>What's the worst thing to find in the entrance of a dungeon?

A line of other adventuring parties who arrived at the dungeon just before you did.

>spell of enlarge
>permanency combined with a wish for better results.

A whole company of cheering adventurers absolutely laden with gold and treasures celebrating them clearing out the dungeon completely.

"LFG DD Lv15+ only pls"

Jubilex running a kissing booth.

Themselves.

>wizard creates a pocket dimension dungeon
>resets after use, portal to various realms allows new enemies
>endless xp and treasure
>fabricate spells combined with wish spells to create decent treasure.

Sounds like easy loot to me

>pull a numbered ticker
>look at the clockwork counter: 12
>look back at the number you pulled: 96

Well fuck.

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>You must be this tall to enter the dungeon.

Let me rephrase. A whole company of adventurers you have no hope of defeating, etc, etc.

Pic related.

It was the beginning of one seriously whacked out adventurer with way to many time travel shenanigans that ended with us killing our future selves to stop them from killing our past selves and the god of time just peacing out because he didn't want to deal with all the shit we caused.

A one way door leading straight to the lowest levels.

Oh, then cheer for them, pretend to be happy and swear vengeance quietly.

Another "witty" limerick. YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU, TREVOR, I KNOW YOU BROWSE Veeky Forums!

You have absolutely no proof

Absolutely laden, as in, heavy encumbrance penalties? >:D

ey, dickass! Got a favour to ask of you mate.

A door leading to the entrance to another dungeon which has an entrance to another dungeon ad infinity

A maze of twisty little passages, all alike

Spoiled to protect those who are faint of heart.

a skeleton relaxing against the wall.

It's pelvis is pulverized.

No bonfires or shortcuts.

A Grue in a dark room.

Multiple iron golems forged into the shape of very heavy plate armor-clad knights, wielding equally large swords and shields, that are initially disguised as statues unless a spot check is succeeded.

Shitposts.

a really big pile of poop

At least they were considerate and didn't let you go in expecting to find things

>you're not allowed to have a dog guard your property anymore?

Yes and no.

The issue in most states is that most dogs (and any other animals) get put on a Dangerous Animals/Man-Biter list the moment they attack a person. In Texas, you get one or two "freebies," especially if the situation was justified (for example, my neighbors dog bit a girl because she walked up and literally smacked it in the face. Cops came, yelled at the girl, told guy that the dog "acted like any dog would and should," but to keep it better under control in case it causes serious harm to a person). After that, though, there is a chance the state can demand the animal be put down (especially if the bite is viscious and requires hospitalization) because of the chance it develops a taste for human flesh (which is a real thing).

Most cops are pretty reasonable about it, but the State is the State and does what it wants.

Good thing I live in Texas, where shooting people in the face is an acceptable solution to certain problems