SPESS MEHREENS! TODAY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WE KNOW OUR BURGERS, AND WE WILL COOK THEM! WE FRY FOR OUR HONAH AS BLUD REVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!
IF WE FEHL AN ORDAH, WE WILL MAKE IT AGAIN AND GIVE A DISCOUNT! BUT WE WILL NOT FEHL, NO, IT IS THE CUSTOMER WHO WILL TASTE OUR DELICIOUS GRILLED MEAT.
AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BURGERS ARE STORED IN SPESS, PREPARED TO DEEP FRY! OUR LARDERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED SHOULD THE CUSTOMERS BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO COME BACK FOR SECONDS! WE HAVE PLACED MULTIPLE FRYCOOKS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULTANEUS DEVAHSTATING DEEP FRIES.
THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN! WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE BURGAHS, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE UNFRIED! MEANWHILE, OUR CASHIERS WILL ENSURE THE DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS!
WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FRYCOOKS!
THEY HIDE THEIR FOOD IN CARDBOARD BOXES! THE COWARDS, THE FOOLS!
Gavin Diaz
Just a moment more, damn you... yes, it is UPON US! BEAR WITNESS TO MY PROMOTION! GRAAAAAAAH!
Xavier Morris
Good one :D
Benjamin Reed
emperah's burgers, so good all others are heresy
Leo Thompson
A: Eliphas! The customers are swarming the counter! Open another register!
E: No... I think not...
A: Eliphas! You insubordinate dog! NO!
E: It seems your restaurant needs new management...
Chase Richardson
Gorgutz! The Frytan is mine, do you hear? MIIIIIIIIIIINE!
>YOU'Z A GRETCHIN GIT! DA FRYTAN'Z MINE. I GOT 'ERE FIRST, I CONTROLZ DA SHOP!
Don't be a fool. Even if you have the Frytan, you don't know how to operate it!
>DA FRYTAN'Z WORTHLESS TA ME. DAT'Z WHY I'M GONNA POUND IT INTA SCRAP!
You CAN'T! The Frytan Dominatus is the greatest frying machine EVER CONSTRUCTED!
>WRONG YA GIT! DA GREATEST FRYIN' MACHINE'Z DA ORK WAAAGH! WE DON'T NEED NO DAMN TINKER'TRAPSHON TA COOK STRONG, WE IZ STRONG! >LISTEN TO 'EM, SCREAMIN' WIT ONE VOICE ACROSS DA WHOLE FOOD COURT! >WAAAAAAGH!
You'll regret this, Gorgutz. I swear to you, I'll eat the flesh off your bones AND FRY YOUR EYES! All remaining units, CHARGE THE SHOOOOP!
Benjamin Kelly
The codex astartes names this maneuver Meal Rehn.
Josiah Nguyen
Lord manager Bale: Sindri! Sindri!! Sindri: Lord manager Bale... The burger sale failed to break even but then I already anticipated it would not work. Infact I counted on it. We require a larger sell out. Sindri: (Turns to the chaos marines dressed in aprons and armed with cooking equipment) It is time. Leave him. Lord manager Bale: How dare you, cashier! Sindri: My lord, never forget... All buisness demands sacrifice. Thank you for yours. Lord manager Bale: SIND.. *gets torn by angry customers mob*
Tyler Perry
COMMANDER BOREALE
ENEMY DETECTED
WHERE
Logan Sanchez
I wonder what dow3 will churn out.
Austin Sanders
>THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES Exquisite.
Brandon Myers
New Angelos looks like a meme generator machine. He seems to become a braindead "CHARGE FORWARD" kind of hero, which leads me to believe he will have Boreale-level of personality. Emperor, preserve us.
>WRONG YA GIT! DA GREATEST FRYIN' MACHINE'Z DA ORK WAAAGH! OW' SURVICE IS FASTA!
Brody King
QUIET, WHY ARE YOU TYPING WHEN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SPENDING THAT TIME CHARGING FORWARD?
Owen Lewis
I'm sorry sir, we just sold out of daemonic ascension burgers.
Charles Gutierrez
Excuse me, there seems to be a purity seal on your cashier. I thought this was an Ork restaurant?
Blake Turner
Those assholes stole it from the other restaurant.
Tyler Ross
Considering that at the start of the demo there are a lot of eldar turned into smashed paste, is safe to say that Gabriel must have quite a issue in the anger managent.
Jonathan Bell
We've already got IT'S RAINING MEN from the trailer
Nathan Adams
If it's faster why isn't everything painted red?
Thomas Ross
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Joshua Robinson
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Jack Torres
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Chase Kelly
Home of the flame-broiled heretic.
Noah Brooks
...
David Thompson
Sorry.
Carter Williams
Isnt this the same artist who singlehandedly ruined the biggest game to ever be funded through patreon
Josiah Diaz
Elaborate, user.
Chase Thompson
...
Daniel Perez
>Grey Knights not allowed.
Connor Stewart
I'm still upset about Broquest too, user.
Shwig, or now S-Purple, is a decent artist who's bounced around projects on the internet. He once stopped by Veeky Forums and did a bunch of requests (what you see posted in this thread). A couple years ago he got brought onto an h-game project, Breading Season.
By the end of it, the patreon was raking in $30,000 USD a month, absolutely insane.
Like most projects of this sort, however, progress slowed down. What happened last month was the project team fell apart, and blamed absolutely everyone else in the team but themselves. So you have a bunch of edrama of who really caused the project to fall apart, and one of the people on that team was Shwig.
tl;dr popular porn game fell apart, all team members are blaming each other and flinging shit including the artist who drew Blahd-Burgers.
Zachary Perez
>breading season
Haha oh wow whoops.
Supposed to be breeding season.
Cooper Gonzalez
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Christian King
I am no stranger to the deaths of restaurants. Cyrene was my chain. But when the need was evident, I did not hesitate to contact the Quality and Standards office. By my hand Cyrene was shut down. Cyrene's hygiene record now lives solely with me... and so shall it die with me.
Whether I am approved for a loan or rejected... my sins will know retribution.
Such is the final testimony of Gabriel Angelos, Chef of Blood Raven's 3rd Food department. Savior of Tartarus... bane of the Blackdonalds... servant of the Executive Director.
Grayson Garcia
NO PERILS FOR PELVIC SORCERY
Bentley Watson
I wonder what new great 40k memes Dawn of War 3 will give us
Austin Ramirez
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the Food Standards agency (our undying branch) and by the grace of the holy policy, I declare Closure upon the Imperial restaurant of Typhon Primaris. I sign the shutdown of an entire chain and consign a million souls to hunger. May good health account in all balance. The Emperor Protects
