If you have elvish porn stars, why would you watch human porn stars?

If you have BTL-slotchips, why would you watch holotrid OR live action?

I wouldn't watch porn in a cyberpunk world. All of those tattoos, piercings, and metal parts, no thank you. No application of classical beauty and form. Shit I barely look at porn now.

Errhhhhhggg, The knife-ears are getting uppity again, someone call the Humanis.

Elves don't age so how else will I get my mature porn if not from humans?

sheiiiit

Because I'm a real Human being

I'm amazed there are still people who use "knife-ear".

Too old.

If you have a girlfriend, why would you slot chips or watch holotrid?

Yeah, "mule-ear" is better

Listen here you knife-eared piece of shit, if you go any further with that piss poor display you call an erotic film; I'm gonna fuck you up so hard you won't even be able to walk and not in the way you'd be wanting you limp-dicked sluts. I'll shove my boot so far up your shaven perfect little ass you'll be tasting shoe polish for the next century or two. I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard.

Now put on some proper Dwarven porn of the highest craftsdwarfship before I taunt you a second time.

Good for you, you enlightened gentleman.

Race-mixing

Ah, the famous but oh-so-elusive Shadowrun halflings.

Whops, meant Gnomes

Human ferishists

Because porn involving elves is 100% rape. Maybe you want something tender that isn't their assholes.

>tags: fake ears

Fetishists*
Thanks, phone

>maybe they're just all rail-thin and near-flat and you're into voluptuousness

This is correct.

reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/comments/4nt5og/question_a_question_about_female_elven_anatomy/
>I wanna apologize in advance if any of this sounds unprofessional or if I get some things wrong. I'm definitely not a genius on these things considering I'm male.

>So in my world, elves are slender. And when I mean slender, I mean the average elven body type is very thin (obesity in elves can happen though, along with bulking up and curving, though it takes more work than it does for humans).

>Now, one thing I noticed a lot in fantasy is the trend of making women as busty as possible. So, I wanted go reverse that in my elven population. Therefore, elven women are incredibly flat chested. There is substance enough to differentiate from boys but barely. Now, the breasts are important to us because they feed our children and are storages of fat that produce milk. We generally have 2-3 children within at least 10 years and after that we don't really feed anyone.

>Well, what if we only had 2-3 kids within a 10 year range of time—and then continued on living 200 years afterwards? I am trying to find a logical reason, other than just being designed that way, as to why elven women would have such flat chests. Is there? Or does none of that have any correlation to breast size at all?

>Edit: This is slightly related, but what about males? Is there any correlation of penis size to body fat? I'm thinking elven microdicks might've been the reason why breeding between humans and elves never took place in my world

>Therefore, elven women are incredibly flat chested.
>elven microdicks
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Elven guys are too slender and effeminate; they're too easily mistaken for women. That just doesn't do it for me. Human males are much more masculine, and with more appropriate distribution of lean muscle mass and body hair. And delicious scruff.

Because why would I want to watch someone's grandma getting fucked? Just because she looks super young doesn't mean she hasn't pushed a dozen kids out.

Elven porn is probably almost entirely grandpas fucking grandmas.