Tell me Veeky Forums, what fictional foods would you willingly consume?
Tell me Veeky Forums, what fictional foods would you willingly consume?
Robert Gomez
Bentley Jenkins
Most certainly Khorne Flakes.
Samuel Morales
I choose recaf, you grox fucking heretics.
Zachary Cooper
ESTUS.
Noah Nguyen
English cusine that does not suck.
If drugs also count, polymorphine.
Nicholas Cook
That magic cereal from We're Back that makes you smart.
Lincoln Thompson
Whoa...Polymorphine requires a great deal of training and the method of delivery is ungodly painful.
Leo Johnson
Do entire fictional species count?
Zachary Cox
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John Collins
Eyeholes.
Totally worth it.
Juan Wright
that ain't fictional, see image attached....
Kevin Howard
I've always wanted to have Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs since I was a kid.
Zachary Smith
AN UNDEAD FAVORITE
Levi Jones
I'd eat a lot of fantasy stuff just to try it. Boiled Nug? Sure. Dragon Steak? Hell yeah. Elswyr Fondue? Sign me up! Corpse Starc- Well maybe not everything.
Maybe it's weird if you're not an undead?
That said, chugging orange juice from an estus flask sounds like a fun cosplay idea.
Jayden Hughes
You sound just like me.
English tranny?
Brandon Sanders
Brain grain.
Leo Watson
...
Robert Kelly
Ashen Estus? It might make me actually good at something.
Zachary Myers
This.
Owen Howard
Soylent green. I hear it's made from pepper!
Caleb Collins
Black Rye, Mender Mead, and Bastion Bourbon
Asher Martin
Pffft. who in their right mind would eat a half eaten pair of chocopants..
Colton Jenkins
>Black Rye, Mender Mead, and Bastion Bourbon
Jackson Ramirez
Spoo.
Justin Murphy
Anything in Dungeon Meshi.
Lincoln Collins
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Julian Jones
Fuck the Rhodoks
Aaron Collins
Not very Veeky Forums, but Flaming Fire Flakes from Avatar: the Last Airbender.
I even found a recreation recipe online once. Went pretty well.
fiction-food.com
I'm glad for these Veeky Forums-Veeky Forums crossover threads.
Daniel Watson
Isn't it obvious?
Cooper Wood
SIP SIP SIP YOU'RE IN FOR A TRIP
Wyatt Wood
Pop quiz.
Should I fill my Estus flask with Sunny D or Capri Sun?
Andrew Evans
fuck skub
Asher Cooper
Honeyed gosling tongues.
Grox Steak
Amasec
Courtesy of RT.
Adrian Gutierrez
skub is the best, faggot
Grayson Bennett
Hey, Skub! I love that stuff!
Jaxon Perez
Bouncy Bubble Beverage! It's the Mandatory thing!
Jace Garcia
>Harmless Radiation 30rem
>30rem = 0.3Sv
>1.0Sv is 5% chance of cancer
Adam Cruz
I imagine there's some Imperial Guardsmen that have gotten desperate enough in the trenches that they've taken to eating Ork Flesh... and discovered the Fungal goodness that is Ork Mushroom Burger.
Lincoln Russell
Obviously the 5% that get cancer have committed Treason. Treason is punishable by death.
William Reyes
>at the hands of Friend Computer, even death is tasty and refreshing
Kevin Smith
careful what you wish for
gelbooru.com
Grayson Barnes
Swadia4life
Landon Russell
>Not taking the best units from each faction, carving out your own kingdom, and living like a pimp in a stolen castle
Charles Martin
I prefer having just 50 Swadian Knights. So long as I pick my battles and lure my foes into flat regions I'm almost unbeatable, which is quite easy given my armies above average movement speed.
Mason Nelson
Fucking tanna or re-caff
Camden Phillips
I read a creeppasta where those had less then pleasant origin.
Luis Allen
>Ctrl+f pan-galactic gargle blasters
>0 results
I'm disappointed, Veeky Forums
Brody Miller
I want to try out health and mana potions just to satisfy my curiosity on what they actually taste like. Although I would prefer my health potion strawberry flavored.
>I've always wanted to have Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs since I was a kid.
Yes. This.
>chugging orange juice from an estus flask sounds like a fun cosplay idea.
I feel like estus would be something hot, spicy, or cinnamon-y. I once had a drink called fireball (never again because I heard it has bad levels of antifreeze), and it immediately made me think of estus when I drank it. But non-alcoholic is probably the safer option in most cases.