You have just been engulfed by a gelatinous cube. Roll 1d20 to attempt to escape

You have just been engulfed by a gelatinous cube. Roll 1d20 to attempt to escape

> 1-10: Slowly dissolved to death
>11-20: Escaped!

This guy rolls up and offers to help you fight the evil wrongdoer.

i suck

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>slowly dissolved to death
you'd asphyxiate first, but that doesn't fit as nicely into your magical realm

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Sure why not.

Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d20)

I roll to escape and find my bar of lye soap.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

no strength bonus?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Joke's on you, I have a vore fetish!
Now if only it was also a dragon...

Obviously not, weakling.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Not like this

What's the largest thing a gelatinous cube could eat? And do they have to stay in cube form?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

Ohfuckohfuckohfuck

Rolled 13 (1d20)

If I succeed in my escape attempt I'm pushing this fucker back inside.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Oh shit son. You're right in the middle of it.

Nah, let him find his dragon. I've heard they bite and burn.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Rolling to escape this sticky situation.

>What's the largest thing a gelatinous cube could eat?

A ten foot by ten foot cube.

Someone say fourth failure of the thread?

Vore is an excellent fetish, so long as it's not same size human pred.

That's take up a total of 2000 ft3, right? 10^3 for the cube, and another for its meal?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

The failure, of course, is me forgetting to roll...

Wouldn't it's volume then increase by the volume of whatever it consumed? They have to be subject to displacement. So with that cube you'd have the gelatinous cube's total volume essentially double to somewhere in the region of 56,000 liters (I think, mathfag can correct me on that) which must leave excess volume outside of the food cube which could then surely take in a certain degree of other foods, right?

Let's go

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Probably going to die painfully, but...

Oh wait. Successsssss.

Suck it cube!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Rolled 3 (1d20)

this will not end well

Rolled 8 (1d20)

That's quite the chance to escape.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

pls no bully, mr. cube. im not into vore

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>Escaped!
Please, user.
On nat 20, I tear the gelatinous cube apart from the inside.

Dice+1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Witness me.

Oh neat, I survived.

Can I roll to suplex the cube?

Go for it, DC 15.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

My character can turn his blood to acid in response to being attacked. Does that help?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

FUCK!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Nooo!!!!
knew I shouldn't have beamed down with Kirk!

I survived!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

ROLLING TO SUPLEX

Glorious.

(I'm running out of Roddy Piper pictures)

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Joke's on you, that's my fetish.

At this moment, I never roll. I neither escape and live, nor am trapped and die. I am forever on the cusp, alive and dead. Nothing... and everything.

In this moment, I am become the superposition of outcomes that is fate. The immortality that necromancers achieve through dark rituals of lichdom is now mine through nothing more than apathy.

Schrodinger's Ooze.

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

I'll add my shitposting bonus to this roll!

Why not just flip a coin?

dice+1d20

roll

But you realize that you are marrying your childhood sweet heart tomorrow, going to retire the day after, and the writers need to show how dangerous the situation is.
You will need to roll again as another cube drops on you.

Shit, now I'm reminded he's been dead for nearly a year.

>all the vorefags are surviving
I swear the cube has to be doing this on purpose.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

I try to break out, WITH MY DICK!

I refuse to subject myself to your limits. I escape the imaginary cube as I please, or stay within it as I please.

...

Rolled 20 (1d20)

I struggle to free myself!

Oh yeah.

You successfully penetrate the cube, which eagerly dissolves your penis.
The rest of your body is soon to follow.

You successfully struggle.

Your struggle is unsuccessful. The cube devours.

dice+d20

I may or may not fuck up spectacularly.

that's how all my characters work

Spectacular.

Lost my first character to a gelatinous fuck. I (the cleric) was trapped in a particularly large cube with the fighter. We made our rolls to attempt escape, and I would've succeeded if not for the fighter rolling a nat 1 and the DM's sick sense of humor.

Options field, buddy

Rolled 17 (1d20)

To test this hypothesis I, a vorefag, shall undergo the deadly encounter

rollan

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Erubetie a shit

>17.
Yup, the cube either doesn't want us jacking off inside of it or is coming on to us.

Rolled 3, 9 = 12 (2d20)

I roll to break free and seduce.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

No!

Ummm.... Ummm....

My last name is Gomez! (Hoping for the last-name defense).

Here's to getting away

What does the jello-cube taste like? If I'm stuck in there I'm gonna eat my way out.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Nevermind. I'm too stupid to escape, apparently

Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)

I'd like to use my 1/encounter Roll two dice and take the favoured of the outcomes, please.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>not using 1d2 for a 50% roll with no modifiers
Ew

d20s are more pleasant to roll than coins are to flip.

You manage to escape the cube and make it back to the ship unscathed to have your wedding on a space station that we only see from the outside that will definitely not blow up during your wedding so the main characters can have something the emote over.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Let me die

>Vore is an excellent fetish, so long as it's not same size human pred.
>having shit taste

Rolled 19 (1d20)

I used to have all kinds of features in my magical realm, until I thought about it bit and looked for the common thread among them.

From there I determined that what I really crave isn't any of that weird stuff, but intimacy on multiple levels.

Might as well