Choose a party of three to accompany you on your quest to save the kingdom from evil

Choose a party of three to accompany you on your quest to save the kingdom from evil.

11, 36, 66.

Big bruisers are the best.

I will take three #30s, please.

Rolled 79, 95, 86 = 260 (3d100)

Every one gets a equal chance

Rolled 92, 52, 92 = 236 (3d100)

Randomization in party creation is fun.

Rolled 75, 82, 38 = 195 (3d100)

Who will join me?

Rolled 36, 11, 42 = 89 (3d100)

Rolled 1, 29, 30 = 60 (3d100)

Let's see

Well that's a weird team

98
73
and of course 100 because she made it through hell

Rolled 91, 16, 85 = 192 (3d100)

One more time

>92 twice
what are the odds?

Rolled 71, 20, 100 = 191 (3d100)

hope for titty

Of any pair on a 3d100 roll? About 1 in 50 or so. Not too low.

Of rolling 92 twice, specifically? About 1 in 10,000.

92 are twins

I'm gonna go #48, #54, and #21. Random chance is for random chumps.

Rolled 64, 66, 30 = 160 (3d100)

Let's see what we get.

So what kind of sales does Victoria Secret have these days?

What even IS #30?

I dunno. I got some of their 5-for-$30 stuff a while ago, but I wouldn't shop there regularly. Their bras are terrible. Why do you ask?

30, 32, 72
>having a face
Shiggo diggo.

>90
Is that KING PELLANORE? Oh hell yes x50

>37
Looks noble and frilly enough, your in

>20
As much as love celestre, I got to go with this for waifu choice of party

That's a respectable looking crew right there.

...

Gulganak has truly helped many orc bred sheep achieve their dreams.

Rolled 93, 30, 51 = 174 (3d100)

Let's do this.

A: Is there a list of who these characters are, or
B: Did you just create these descriptions on your own?
If A, please share. If B, it was entertaining enough to make me hope for A.

Rolled 74, 26, 50 = 150 (3d100)

Where my homies at?

Rolled 25, 7, 13 = 45 (3d100)

Hope I get someone cool

Gonna take a space opera bend with this.

>93
Grizlebus: The Captain
Don't let his cuddly looks fool you, for Grizlebus is a veteran in the space frigate business. At least, that's what he wants you to believe. All the same, he IS the one who owns the ship, and he's mostly fair about divvying up the spoils with his crew. Also, he cuteness does come in handy in his role as the face of the crew.

>30
D'orb: The Pilot
This AI was found on a salvage barge that Grizlebus and crew ran across on the way to a job. Despite its garbled speech and ornery nature, D'orb has proven to be much better at piloting the ship than anyone else the Captain has ever hired. In actuality, D'orb is an evil artifact that, when linked with the target of the crew's latest job, will cause the death of the Universe.

>51
Laney Stevens: The Guns
The true veteran of the group, Laney has fought for the Space Government in its conquest of a nearby star system. She is already a decorated marksman with many contacts in the Space Government, but Grizlebus's shadier contacts have got her in touch with all sorts of insidious weaponry that she is itching to use on the next job.

Rolled 34, 35, 37 = 106 (3d100)

Rolled 53, 1, 85 = 139 (3d100)

Rolled 97, 58, 29 = 184 (3d100)

You know what? That was fun. Let's see what else comes up.

Rolled 37, 61, 87 = 185 (3d100)

rollan

And now for the rival crew.

>97
Baron Arda Slub: The Tycoon
Leader of a backwater criminal enterprise, the Baron luckily stumbled on a massive stockpile of Space Oil which he was more than willing to advertise to anyone willing to fork over the Space Cash. Submerged in that stockpile however is a dormant ancient relic that is waiting to be used.

>58
Squawk: The Butler
A member of the race that originally inhabited the backwater planet the Baron made his home, Squawk was captured by the Baron's men and forced to serve him. He showed himself to be loyal enough to the Baron that he has become a close confidant in his schemes. One day he will overthrow the Baron for sure.

>29
Celenda Maloon: The Mistress
When it's not Space Cash, it's Space Bitches that the Baron seeks. And dammit if Celenda doesn't have the finest ass on the backwater planet. That, and she is a much prettier face than either the Baron or the butler. May as well make her the face of the Baron's enterprise.

27 looks like a total bro.
50 would make a great pet, or companion.
73 seems like both a good party member and a major cutie.

Rolled 41, 55, 31 = 127 (3d100)

I will use my male protag powers to summon an all-girl harem.

39, 63, 99.

You got a girl, her long-haired and relatively effeminate brother and their pet owl. Congratulations.

Better than a pure sausagefest at least.

Rolled 34, 58, 24 = 116 (3d100)

63, 50, 75.

All 3 are cute and I want to be friends with them. I don't even know what 75 is supposed to be but it looks like an awesome sidekick. We'll work together and made it happen, somehow.

Roll

Rolled 100, 15, 1 = 116 (3d100)

Let's do this.

Rolled 73, 90, 74 = 237 (3d100)

Let's do this

30 69 97. I want an other dimension party

Oh wow, I didn't even notice 73 on my first look-through.

She's a cute.

"dice+3d100"

lets go

dice+3d100

roll me up

11, 39, 52
the plants shall rise again! come to us, forest eternal, world tree, fruit of knowledge! the meat will know fear! Let us defend the kingdom of trees!

In the options field. Just below the name field.

Rolled 90, 86, 73 = 249 (3d100)

61, 98 for sure
Wanna say 99 for them demon -titties, but I'm gonna go with 21 instead.

21, 61, 98

Which ones the shotas? Because I choose them.

Rolled 58, 6, 10 = 74 (3d100)

Rolled 65, 40, 3 = 108 (3d100)

OH BOY MOM LETS SEE WHAT I GET

>A crazy lion man, a human..monk?, and a knight with spiky ass armour
this is not what i wanted mom

Rolled 81, 20, 84 = 185 (3d100)

Rollin for some hot bitches.

42, 33, 72.

And I'll be this nigga, good times ahead.

Rolled 81, 11, 88 = 180 (3d100)

Rollin' to see where this goes...

A hipster, a not-Groot and a slimy frog looking thing...

I've had worse teams, and they all at least look pretty chill, with a variety of skills... so I think the adventure will go well.

The hipster is smart, the Groot-Thing smashes things the fuck up and the frog thing is a master of stealth or some shit

WE GOT DIS

Rolled 85, 5, 90 = 180 (3d100)

Let us see what my party will look like

Fuck it, looks like some retarded JRPG combination...

>6
That guy looks like a tank. I'll get him some armor as soon as I can.
>24
I like the old man's attitude. He strikes me as a sagely healer. We'll bring him along.
>74
Alright, a psion! Maybe some utility and control.

I have a good feeling about this party.

No waifus in this group, but there will be plenty of time for that after we save the world!

Rolled 62, 47, 11 = 120 (3d100)

Rolling for the first time, let's not fuck this up.

21, 30, 61

I never did grow up.

Rolled 43, 6, 20 = 69 (3d100)

Let's see what I get!

Also remove the quotes.

Rolled 95, 64, 13 = 172 (3d100)

43
Emmit
>Androgynous looking Human? boy/girl (can never tell which, especial since it changes the pronouns it uses for itself and dresses both is a male and a female fashion when it suits its fancy).
>Fills the role of the groups rogue or thief.
>Has a pet cat.
>Has an obsession with knives.
>Potentially a psychopath, we haven't ruled it out yet.

6
Grom
>Old as fuck Toad dude
>Super Grumpy
>Fills the role of the groups cleric or white mage.
>Often has bits of random wisdom that may or may not be useful at the time.
>Is an equal opportunist asshole.

20
Kia
>Adult female bunny-folk
>Fills the a hybrid role of Bard and Monk (Some might call her a Dancer, but she doesn't like being lumped in with the skimping clothed bimbos).
>Insists on dressing in male clothing, but denies it if pointed out.
>Insists she has no interest in romance, but has an obsession with steamy romance novels, also denies and tries to hide it if it is pointed out or drawn attention too.
>Is the closest thing to a normal person I have to talk too during out adventures.

Hopefully I didn't fuck up the roll

Rolled 45, 70, 4 = 119 (3d100)

I FUCKED UP THE ROLL