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My name is FalconHoof and I will be your Guide on your Quest.
Greeting Line 5, what is your name Traveler?

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Grig

Greeting Grig, are you ready to start your quest?

No

Jump the chasm.

Well then. Let's take another call
You're not wearing the winged sandals

I'm Bob!

Greetings Bob, are you ready to begin your quest?

Bolbi

Yeah I am!

Lets take another call
Greetings Bolbi are you ready to begin your quest?

aye

Ah Good! You awake is voldi sets dungeon
There are passages to your north and south
What would you like to do?

Can I have a pot of gold?

I'm sorry traveler, you cannot have a pot of gold

Go threw idden passage

I'm sorry traveler there is no hidden passage.

find idden passage

Traveler i'm sorry. There is no idden passage. There are passages to your north and south
What would you like to do?

go whence i came

Traveler you haven't gone anywhere. There are passages to your north and south
What would you like to do?

go up

I-I'm sorry?

Yes. Bolbi will kill all

OP, you're a swell guy and I like your thread.

You awake in a grassy field. Next to you is a bolder. to the north is a castle. To the east is a stream. What would you like to do?

Attack castle

The castle is a large complex made of stone you can not attack the castle.

Bolbi will eat own ear to show who is bolder

dig under castle

You eat your own ear. You have no ear and are now bleeding.what would you like to do next?I'm sorry traveler you have no tools to dig under the castle with. Perhaps try approaching the front gate?

Filled with rage at lack of ear, Bolbi will go to castle gate to demand tribute of turnip

You approach the castle gate and demand a tribute of turnip. A castle guard comes out to greet you.

Bolbi will waggle his eyebrows to assert dominance

You waggle your eyebrows
The guard is unphased.
He asks what you want.

Bolbi has eaten own ear. You must surrender all turnip

The guard says he will sell you a turnip for 1 silver piece.

This is acceptable. Does Bolbi posses one silver piece?

Spank hair

Sadly no, you have no money.
I'm sorry Traveler i don't understand your request.

steal money from guard
buy turnip

You attempt to steal from the guard however this angers him and he stabs you. You have died. I'm sorry Traveler.

My names Zappo

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

Bolbi will sell guard other ear for turnip

My name is John

My name is Tom.

Hello Falconhoof!
Glug glug glug, ah!
Sorry about that. I was just enjoying some deliciuos BARRY'S RED COLA.

Ahh BARRY'S RED COLA sparkling, tasty, and refreshing a great companion on any adventure.

Yes and I am ready to start mine.

Very well.
You awake in a Giant's kitchen
You're on a plate, nearby is a steel goblet
You hear thunderous footsteps approaching
What would you like to do?

Hide in goblet!

You climb over the lip of the goblet, and dive into a pool of
BARRY'S RED COLA

Ooc: is this shit for real? Is their actually some weird limey doing dial an adventure?
You poms are weird
T.norwegian

Oh ready!? I love that stuff!

Ooc: naw. its from the comedy sketch show Limmy's show.
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Nah Norweganon, it's a reccuring sketch from Limmy's show

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Yes really, me too.
The Giant searches the room for you.He glances towards the goblet. What would you like to do?

really*

DRINK BARRY'S RED COLA.

You drink the delicious BARRY'S RED COLA
The goblet is empty, you sit at the bottom of the goblet, safely out of view. Good idea Traveler.

I have a confession Falconhoof. It was luck!
I just couldnae resist drinking all that BARRY'S RED COLA!

Ha ha ha I hear you.
Unfortunately the Giant also loves BARRY'S RED COLA and starts refilling his goblet from the bottle.
What would you like to do?

DRINK BARRY'S RED COLA.

You drink the BARRY'S RED COLA as it pools over you.
BARRY'S RED COLA also tastes great straight from the bottle.
You remain out of view at the bottom of the goblet. Another great idea traveler. but don't tell me, it was luck you just couldn't help drinking that
BARRY'S RED COLA

BARRY'S RED COLA
Hey you can't blame me huh?

no way man. but the giant keeps pouring faster than you can drink. you must act quickly.

Let me think about it.
Chhht, glug glug glug glug glug glug, ah...

mmmmm
Traveler. You're Dead!

Oh no, what happened?

You drowned in BARRY'S RED COLA
What a glorious way to die

Yeah, I was too busy enjoying the real thing.

ah yes, what better way to enjoy red cola than the real thing. the real red cola. BARRY'S RED COLA.
Let's take another call

I'm John

awhright falconoof me names dave