>playing DnD, new player tonight >he walks in >wearing a FUCKING FEDORA >meet his character, a bard >has some long faggoty name >gives the party paladin his card >literally hands him a hand-printed card with his character's name on it in real life >"This is my resume, you will find everything in order." >hands him a FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET >the entire table is laughing and slapping him on the back >In character, make some comment about how he's womanly(my character is basically Durance from PoE with the woman hating turned up x 100) >the bard player quips back a retort about me smelling like a used pussy or something >entire table laughs >months pass >this fucking faggot takes no situation seriously, let me drop to one save from dying(5e) before healing me because whimsy >he's dating the girl from the group now >even though most people in the group understood that I was trying to date her, and she was off limits >constantly makes fun of me for being an Odinist
I hate this fucking faggot so much, when the fuck did being a faggot become fucking acceptable in DnD tables?
Michael Morgan
Believed this until that Odinist line. Leave that out the next time you bait.
Isaiah James
What's an Odinist?
pic unrelated
Michael Cruz
people that worship odin
Ayden Green
Maximum overbait
>implying you even have enough social skills to actually find a group much less a group with female gamers
Nicholas Campbell
How is that different from Norse paganism? Why does it need its own name?
Gabriel Gomez
i mean we all know its bait but ill bite gladly just on the offchance that it is not: >>guuuuuys he does not take my gaem suppr srsslyyy >>guuuuuuys he is dating MY girl, eventhough everyone knew she was off limits >>off limits >>off limits because she was so hardcore going to date you if only that fedora crusader had not shown up. even if there were real odinitsts nowadays and not just fuckdarded metalheads who want to be more of a special snowflake, odin would be ashamed of you to the very core of his being
John Hall
god i hate you and/or applaude you for creating such a hateworthy bait
Landon Lee
The solution is obvious OP. Take your longboat to his settlement and kidnap his girlfriend
Adrian White
I was imagining some Mad Men motherfucker with a suit and everything once he handed people his card.
Grayson Edwards
Typically associated with nordic white nationalism. He's basically capping off the troll post. Like, "atheists are retards, and I'm a racist. get it?"
Jordan Jackson
Well I learned something new, so some good came out of this. Also, neat OP pic
Landon King
0/10, try to be more subtle next time.
Ian Perez
I didn't think Odin gave much of a shit who you were so long as you could fight at Ragnarok.
Brandon Carter
There is a super spoopy norse cult called the odinnic brotherhood They try to make themselves apart from the rest. This op wishes he was one but isn't. You have to be a ripped warrior faggot to join.
Kevin Edwards
I don't think he's trying to be subtle. Just shitposting about /pol/lacks on Veeky Forums I guess. Seen worse threads with better intentions.
Xavier Myers
>>he's dating the girl from the group now >>even though most people in the group understood that I was trying to date her, and she was off limits >>constantly makes fun of me for being an Odinist
Almost bought it
Dominic Harris
Literally nothing wrong.
Cooper Wright
>even though most people in the group understood that I was trying to date her, and she was off limits
Oh god my sides. That's the single most pathetic thing I have read on Veeky Forums
3/10 bait. Don't use so much salt next time OP.
Juan Torres
>odin would be ashamed of you to the very core of his being
Honestly, this. If It feels like your god has forsaken you OP, it's because he has.
Ian Bennett
Depends. It can also mean a Russkie that wants to reunite the Soviet Union.
Aaron Brown
>OP is such a beta he lost to a fedora bard
Well, nothing new here.
Xavier Thomas
>lies on the internet
Obviously the "Fedora Tipping" title gave it away but I love how this is actually making fun of people most triggered by fedora tippers.
This asshole immediately taunts you IG, takes the girl you were "trying to date" (kek'd hard), and taunts you for youReligion?
Funny shit desu.
Isaac Sanchez
So fucking close to perfect user, all you needed to do was chop out the second last line and it would have been perfect.
I'll give you an 8/10. That was hard earned, well forged bait. You have the seal of approval from a degenerate fuckwit who has been on this site far longer than any rational human being should.
Parker Nelson
op is fagit
Jordan Scott
FYI There's no bathroom in this tower
Cameron Jenkins
>Believed this until that Odinist line How? It lost 90% credibility at the first CAPS line and the rest at the second. Then it descended to absurdist level so quickly I briefly thought there might have been an ironic point to the drivel.
Joseph Lee
>>he's dating the girl from the group now >>even though most people in the group understood that I was trying to date her, and she was off limits I guess you failed in "trying to date" her
James Martinez
>he's dating the girl from the group now >even though most people in the group understood that I was trying to date her, and she was off limits Your just buthurt he is the better man. Get over it and find a different girl to not ever ask out.