Jumpchain CYOA Thread #995: Over-Tale-Under-Watch Edition

What do you think are some have-to-have abilities/items for Dwarf Fortress? I'm thinking about doing that jump myself.

Honestly I just spent most of my points on World Features.

Chrome here.

I tried to download but it doesnt work.

Touhou, with the 'No Spell Card Rules' drawback.
Welcome to hell.

How do you download?

Assuming you mean Jump, I hope I'm in the clear
I want out, let me be your entertainment, Jump-chan

>What constitues a good chain?
youtube.com/watch?v=bmksVW5TWu8

Rolled 7 (1d8)

Why do they effect anything?

Nope, got one already.

Rolling for Location

I'm pretty sure the chain's not actually made of his remains dude, he just named it Enkidu.

I assume you are using a browser on a computer. Click on any jump in the drive. Right below your address bar you will have the name of the jump(you may have to put your cursor below your address bar for this to appear). To the right of the name of the jump there are several different icons, such as a printer and an arrow pointing down. Click the down arrow and it should automatically bring up the option to either view or download the file.

On the 1000th thread everyone here will get that visit.

>Nope, got one already.
Do it next, then
C'mon, what's the worst that could happen?

>Implying we haven't been visited by Jumpchan already
>Implying that she hasn't been using us from the begging
What if we nothing more than a
disease that it has used to infect the multiverse?
And now, after testing it for some time, Jumpchan is waiting for the right moment to release it into the wild.

Dude it's freaking tohou. The only way I'd even have a chance would be boreing and therefore get me thrown out of my Chain. I can't fight on that level yet, Hell I only just became the Grey Goo.

Jumpchan has been preparing us for this

THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR

When you get back, make sure to tell us all about it, and share the infinite food perks.

Yeah but that does not help because I was meaning how do you do the whole drive.

If you mean jump, i hope i´m in for that.

Oh god
>A Jumper's return to our Earth
How fucked would the world be after a high level Jumper sparked/returned home with his death squad of waifu?

Seems like you can only do that if you are viewing while logged into your account, which I'm not doing currently.

Jump 054: Dwarf Fortress Jump:
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
Who Let the Beasts Out? [+300]
Power Failure [+600]
Win Condition: Built to Last
Origin: Drop-In [Free]
Location: Hills
World Features:
Biome Buddies (Hills-Mountain) [-100]
A River Flows Through It [-50]
Good Aligned Terrain [-300]
Evil Aligned Terrain [+200]
Glacier (Adjacent) [+300]
Perks & Skills:
Dorfen Physiology [Free]
Status Report [-150]
Arena Mode [-300]
Fey Mood [-600]
Items & Equipment:
Seeds x20 [-100]
Leathers & Whatnot x10 [-50]
Tools x 5 [-50]
Writ of Expansion [-400]
Frienship! [-100]:
Misaka & Handmaidne's
Dorfen Physiology [Free]
Brew Master [-100]
Sparrow
Elven Physiology [Free]
Trap Making for Dorfs [-100]

Depends on the jumper. If it was someone like SpiderAnon, we´d probably be pretty fucked if we touched his waifu/daughteru, but there are some fully heroic jumpers.
I guess some would want to "MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN"

Is Jumpchan a Beyonder?

Well, infinite pizza, whiskey, and snack cakes, so I'd say it's worth it. Until you need something to settle your stomach, anyway.

How advanced/dangerous is GUNNM? What's the peak tech level at there?

Dropping this one, how copy?

Nice.

Post builds.

Futurama
Start 1000
Age 94 Years Old
Professor Free
Genetically Engineered Free
Mathematics Free
Rocket Science -200
Inventor -300
Holophoner -50
Spacecraft -250
Scooty Puff, Sr. -50
Energy Baton -50
Pilot -100

So just how many jumps are we gonna see dropped on thread 1000 anyway?

The jumps will blot out the sun, and so we will post in the shade.

Well it's confirmed we're seeing League of Legends at long last, and someone just claimed Zatch Bell and plans to have it ready by then, so at least two, probably a LOT more

None. Just like the last time there was supposed ti be a big drop, they'll all miss the mark by a thread or two and there'll be like 6 or 7 dropped on 1002 or something like that. I can see it. It's happened before.

If by dropped you mean finished?

999 jumps

One of them being Transistor, user

None, but a ton of them will be dropped few threads later.

Where to next /JC?

Light of Terra

Iji.

Nah. Take five freaking forevers to do.

I just do this one instead.

>Implying there will a thread #1001

Burn the non-believers!

What are good tech/sci fi jumps or places with good crafting perks?

The arrival of Jump Chan will not end the threads, just change their medium and nature. When this place becomes a chat room for jumpers the shitposting shall reach new levels!

>everyone starts out in pokemon

Anyone know of a jump where a drawback makes one or more of your companions fight you or temporarily betray you?

I'd be really confused about her tastes in entertainment if she thinks us losers are the best people to send on adventures.

>Implying it won't choose Vin Diessel
>Implying he is not on this thread

>Potato mode engaged
Jump-chan knows EXACTLY how much fun she's about to have
I can hear her
she's laughing at us

Who are you to judge the tastes of a bored multiversal entity?

I assume it's like slapstick comedy.
Only with the gruesome deaths of overconfident nerds who will still fail in hilarious ways despite being given free powerups.
Schadenfreude is the best entertainment after all.

My jumper spent half a decade trapped in the warehouse listening to ethereal laughter while slowly going insane, I know exactly what kind of entertainment she would get out of me.

"To those who took the Technician perk, can you tell me how to fix my pokeball?"

"Anyone with pokeglot want to help me? My Ninetails is mad at me and I don't know why."

"Fucking team rocket people keep trying to get my pokemon, how do you deal with them?"
"You should have grabbed a handgun. I shot them in the ankles on my first encounter. They haven't bothered me since."

And anyone who avoids death will prove to be a worthy and interesting investment.

Because despite being a nerd they are still going

What are perks that combo with programming/coding perks? I know about Webmage already.

Generation Kill

32 years old
Officer 200
Boot Camp
Whisky Tango Foxtrot
Fruity 300
Funvee 400
Fear and/or Respect 600
Aint Your First Rodeo
Unfucked Comms
KILL ON THREE 700
POG 800
Regulation Nazi 1000
Earn Your Stories 1300
PPE
Standard Issue
Sidearm
Lucky Charms
Glory Hounds 1000

Took Officer as despite the price tag I think they get consistently good perks. I like the jump a lot, gets a nice balance between low power and having a lot of stuff I actually wanted (although there's the couple of issues I pointed out in the IRC).

Whisky Tango Foxtrot is really neat for a freebie.

Fruity is pretty great, a "your attractive" perk that cause sexuality questioning and occasionally homoerotic overtones is a must have for any fan of glam rock.

Funvee is also great as I like roadtrips and I don't believe I had a perk before that guarantees they'll be a laugh.

Fear and/or Respect means people believe your threats which seems to work better the more specific and outlandish your threats can get.

Ain't Your First Rodeo (and Boot Camp) is a little redundant admittedly.

I'm not 100% sure what Unfucked Comms does with non-military equipment.

KILL ON THREE makes me a competent officer at base which can't hurt.

POG makes blame slip off me which is useful given the drawback I took.

Regulation Nazi means I get a hunch when rules are broken. Part of why I went Officer.

Earn Your Stories is a little more generic but just a good "you are inspirational" perk.

Finally drawback is Glory Hounds making every other CO a total idiot. At least I won't get blamed.

That's a hell of a flashback. Good job, dude.

"I took Psionics and now I can't stop broadcasting my thoughts to people and Pokemon. I don't want them to know about my fetishes"

Giant mars nanobot penis made by girger.

I'm pretty sure Fate Extra has something for that.

"I got trapped in my the warehouse again, any ideas on how to escape?"

Speaking of Pokemon. Here is something to consider about them

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Δ_Delta_Species_(TCG)

Jump 055: Iji
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
Origin: Technician
Abilities:
Technical Expertise [Free]
Scrambler [-100]
Overclock [-200]
Nanomaster [-400]
Items:
Organ Smasher [-100]
Ripper Rifle [-100]
Blitter [-100]
Freak Ray [Free]

With the fact that I have Fusion Boomer I am the Grey Goo, so I consumed the nanomachines and the \weapons into my greater whole. Next I'll be using some of the time I have in the world to work with the nanomachines on my Fusion Boomer form to help create a system for crafting faster, something I can't really do. Still stuck to the slow march of progress. I'm going to build an R-Type just so I can eat it but that's going to take a few more years than usual by itself without a crew to help.
This means my Fusion Boomer form now has the following upgrades to it's base form: Enhanced I.C. Chips, Hardsuit generic Loadout, Heavy Anti-Boomer Cannon, Railgun, Jump Assist, Knuckle Bomber, Iji Nanoswarm, Organ Smasher, Ripper Rifle, Blitter, and Freak Ray.

Where to next /JC?

Version 1.01 - Touched up some issues pointed out by the IRCluminati.

Changelog:
Touched up Specialist Training
Adjusted companion costs
Cooldown on Pizza Hut Convoy now 1/month
Unfucked Comms applies to all electronic comms
Formatting and image touch-ups
Widened Solidarity's use a little.
probably one or two other bits.

Sure, lets go with that.
It's not like the benefactor will tempt them with ever greater powers, coupled with ever greater drawbacks, until they finally bite of more than they can chew.
There's no betting going on here on how long any jumper will last until they either die or go insane, move along.

What's far more alarming is the fact that i'd still jump if i got the offer even knowing this. I imagine i'm not the only one.

"The nightmares wont stop!"

"I took Hunted, I need backup, send help Yvetal is trying to kill me and my sniper rifle doesn't work! I pull the trigger and nothing happens!"

"Anybody take IB, how bad were the mandatory drawbacks?"

I feel like people are vastly overstating how much incompetent bitching there'd be and vastly understating how much insufferable shitposting elitism we'd have to suffer through.

>my feet hurt
>it's raining again
>the pokemons look derpy as hell from up close
>here pokemon is the ultimate normie game, and yet people avoid me
>I never told my parents I loved them
>tfw trapped in a children game by an eldritch entity
>tfw I'm not entertaining
>I wish I was back home shitposting on /jc/

It will get better on the second Jump.

It will get really weird if it's on after people start making it up to the 100 jumps.

Man, you fucks are the worst. You have to degrade this place to this level of stupid shitposting when there are actually of things of value to talk about ? What the hell is wrong with you idiots?

>Thinking someones misery isn't entertaining.
>Thinking you can escape the Benefactor's wild ride.

Pokemon is a xianxia series, you start weak but by training you become powerful enough to fist punch god and the world keeps getting bigger.

"My gardevoir keeps hugging me, this is my third time in the hospital this year please help!"

"Oh, you caught the sharp horned one? That's a male Gardevoir, user"

"Anyone else get an erection when using their conduit powers, or is that just me? Serious question, it hasn't gone down and I'm getting worried."

Obligatory: "Are you sure it's loaded?" and "Are you sure the safeties off?"

I hate this thread sometimes. Just leave and come back in a few hours when they're gone and it'll be better.

"Pokephilia is perfectly natural."

"Can confirm. Female Gardevoir spikes are firm but soft."

"Power high is arousing, user"

Or better yet, flood the thread with something different from this autistic trash.

More to the point, the cannier jumpers wouldn't make their presence known on a hypothetical Jumpchan board, or only do so through a proxy that vastly misrepresents their actual build, personality and powerlevel.

I've been asking myself the same question since thread 100something.

My conclusion is we're all mad.

Don't most xinxia settings have one dude who gets super buff? Pokemon's all about teamwork, and also one lazy bastard of a trainer who gets to collect all the shinies.

Nah, that happened to me too. I think it might be a side-effect of the Control drawback.

The formatting on Corpsman is borked, but other than that I like the changes.

>"HELP, I met Red and insulted him and now I'm getting my shit pushed in by OP superpokemon, I thought they were a nerfer, what the hell Benefactor!"
>"That's the wrong Red, you moron."

>Thinking that there will be any way to leave the chain at all
>Believing she'll ever let you escape for any reason.

Actually it is broken ribs from when the horn gets pressed into them, if it was a male I would have died in the woods from blood loss.

Some xianxia series are about teams. But yeah screw trainer.

>Don't most xinxia settings have one dude who gets super buff?
That would be Ash. And/or Pikachu.

>tfw I took lots of 'nobody takes you seriously', 'nobody likes you/loveless' and 'mute' in my early Jumps
>Even if I get cool powers my life hasn't improved a bit

Once I reach my 400th Jump, it will get better, right?

Do you think these people are somehow entertained by what their posting now? Do they lack any and all self awareness? How do they find this stupid shit funny?