What's the worst thing to find in the entrance of a dungeon?

The exit to the dungeon

A trigger warning

Holocaust?

a sign that reads, "No Weenies Allowed"

The entrance to seven other dungeons.
And in those entrances, the entrance to seven more each.
So on, to infinity.

A door.

...

Lots of traps that were clearly triggered by someone else several days ago.

Dog shit that the owner hasn't picked up.

You don't put traps in the foyer!

A blood-stained sign that reads
"NOTHING BUT WASPS IN HERE"

Of course you do!
In cute maid outfits!

"Rust Monster Sanctuary"

Why not ?

All your guys go in through the service entrance. The only people coming in through the foyer are visitors that you don't want.

A gang of young "urban youths". Their gold chains are fake and not even worth looting.

wtf is wrong with his face? shit graphics lol

It's "Mask of the Father" from Dark Souls.

This, a dungeon full of feminists would be the absolute worst.

>omg did you just smite that proud orc womyn? It's not HER fault she turned "evil" by your patriarchal male-gaze standards because she isn't a privileged cismale wizard, shitlord!

Good suggestion.

havent heard of it must be shit

the corpse of something extremely powerful in your setting via traps or the like
such as an ancient dragon recently deceased perforated with holes
thats typically the number one sign of get the fuck out, this is not a place your weak ass should be.

a big pile of dead people who look like identical clones of yourself in varying states of decomposition

The rest of your party from Veeky Forums

I still need to watch the remake.

>Haven't heard of it must be shit
Here's the ratings.
Review scores
Publication Score
1UP.com A
Edge 9/10 then 10/10[10]
Eurogamer (UK) 9/10[11]
(Italy) 9/10
(Portugal) 9/10
(Sweden) 10/10
Famitsu 37/40[12]
G4 5/5
GamePro 5/5 stars
Game Revolution A-
GameSpot 9.5/10
GamesRadar 9/10
GamesTM 9/10
GameTrailers 9.2/10
GameZone 9/10
IGN 9.0/10
OPM (UK) 9/10
OXM (UK) 9/10
PALGN 10/10[13]
Play 90%
PSM3 9.1/10
Metro (UK)

It's got a sequel and then the third in the series released recently.

mutilated bodies that look exactly like the party members

...

"Already looted. Try the next one along."

Don't forget Bloodborne. Does Bloodborne count? Demon's Souls should count too.

Bless the Souls series.

An Australian flag.

Traps are like women, but better because they're played by men.

>the party enters Fritzl's dungeon
fucking GM cant keep his magical realm out of our game

>This, a dungeon full of feminists would be the absolute worst.

You can just kill them though, right? Fucking murderhobo privilege.

Please, keep your unfunny /b/ shit in /b/.

Mormons actually love role playing games and detailed as fuck board games. It's considered a fine source of entertainment.

Then he sounds like a bad mormon, albeit a good person.

the end of the dungeon, no monsters, no loot, no BBEG, no secret doors, no traps. just solid rock.

ratings too low, doesn't meet my standards

wtf I love mormons now

It was pretty funny though.

You might want to just stay in /b/.

They are also really good and agressive at basketball

A medium sized town with a well thought out layout, division of labor and a developed economy.

Wisdom.

An unscooped litter tray with fresh leavings.

Please keep your easily-triggered landwhale ass on tumblr.

>"guys I posted something retarded and inflammatory lol trold"
>called out for it being 8th grade tier autism
>" go back to tumblr"

Fucking got him, truly epic post my man

A toll both selling tickets for entrance to the dungeon. They have a gift shop too, selling really chintzy souvenirs, at ridiculous prices. What a tourist trap of a dungeon.

A welcome mat

>taking the bait

>retarded
eh, sure, but thats like, just our opinions man.
>inflammatory
you seem to have inflamed yourself over it.

But user...

It's true, though, men are better at everything, including being women. That's just a fact, I'm sorry if reality triggers you.

name of seires?

Yes. All of them.

What if you want to make a kid?

>called out

Nobody who uses this phrase habitually deserves to be here.

Find a surrogate sow, adopt, or else wait for the technology.

HEY, that's a stereotype.

I mean, it's completely true, but it's still a stereotype. Every tuesday and thursday a bunch of us meet up at the church and practice in the big gymnasium attached to the chapel.

I'm not even kidding. It's separated from the chapel by a big metal curtain you can fold into the walls, so you can have extra seating set up if needed.

A couple of the laurels at my church are in my Unhallowed Metropolis group. One plays an Undertaker, the other a Doctor. The doctor is trying to create a 'perfected' version of the thrope serum that's not contagious, and doesn't have the whole 'the longer you're a thrope, the more easily you change, and the harder it is to change back, until you're permanently a monster' thing.

But user, finding a surrogate sow means that your Trap Wife was worse at making a child and had to have a woman do it

How a skilled illusionist keeps out adventurers.

Chances are someone's going to lose a limb to this. I've seen people tie a rope to themselves and dive into it.

An open door and the words 'Good luck' painted in blood above it.

Meaning in your life

Yes we do.

Nah, these days they teach you to be pretty respecting of other people's religions. When I was doing the door knocking thing I made it a point to respect people's beliefs. Heck, I found a few people who gave me some insight on how to live my own religion better.

A puzzle

>Scores over 8.5/10
Paid reviews therefore shit.

I never understood the appeal of this

so you are all engaging in a long running interactive story telling experience and then the GM decides that everyone enters the suicide dungeon.

like WHY? I could only see it being playable as a one-off just to see how far your group can get

>one-off
That's literally the point, I believe. The intention was for convention play, and it was made to be a test of the players' knowledge and skill.

No GM should put that thing in a normal campaign.

Maybe you're a beast

Several thousand tons of waterlogged rubble.
>dammit, we've been here before!

I am disappointed this has not been posted yet.

Worst things to find at a dungeon entrance

>Super weenie dungeon jr.

>A sign that reads: no mimics ahead we swear.

>Welcome to the cave of tears

>Warning, traps ahead
And below that
>Welcome to the cave of Amazonians

>A heavily fortified door, impossible to break, in the entrance there is a welcome mat, and an obviously fake rock.
Plot twist, the door is a mimic.

>A sign that says, welcome to the cave of mimics, traps, uneven floors, and blind corners.

>The entrance is the back of a van that reads. Free XP.

Zombie babies? A pile pf discarded and bloodied clothing?

Can confirm.

Go back to your marsh kajit!!!

Ah, Haggard, I never thought I'd see you again.

I thought the lizards lived in the marsh and the cats are in a desert or something.

Dungeon boss running away in panic

A sign that says "Houserules in effect"

Your sense of mortality.

'nuff said

i don't know why I've always had it be a safe place, is this a real thing or have we all been living a lie?

Jep, that's a sign stuff has gone wrong...

A sign reading: "insert rival adventure party name" was here

Correct. Also, from the way I heard it, Gygax was told by his players that his dungeons were too easy, and they wanted a harder challenge. So he gave them one, he didn't spring it on them when they were hoping to punch some goblins or focus on roleplay.

Its pretty sad how there's this misconception now that Gygax wrote shitty modules because the one adventure he wrote specifically to be an awful character meat-grinder was too good at its job.

A small group of hammerspace dragons, standing, sitting, or laying next to a sign with various services and prices on it.
Y'know, stuff like a way to keep the large amounts of treasure safe and compact. And one of them is really good at massages, excellent with her claws. What did you think I meant?

This sigil

Mutilated bodies that look like someone was trying to construct flesh sculptures of the party members with a note that reads, "I tried. I'll do better when you get here."