The underdark suddenly loses the majority of its population because of this
William Robinson
Of course they are very helpful!
Didn't you know that this particular BBEG is arachnophobic?
Wyatt Robinson
>every spider on the planet I WILL DROWN THE BBEG IN MILLION APON MILLIONS OF CRAWLING BODYS!
Eli Ortiz
That's kind of like Aquaman summoning ALL life in the oceans: The sight of EVERY spider from across the ENTIRE PLANET will likely break more than a few peoples' sanity.
Landon Perry
So I have a bajillions of spiders at my service? I mean thousand upon thousands of giant horse sized spiders, and trillions of tiny smaller ones?
I don't see how I can lose. I'll instruct them to attempt to fill the BBEG lungs with cobwebs and let him suffocate.
Bentley James
Those spiders are cute.
Xavier Ramirez
It's all about how you use 'em. Skitter achieved memetic badass status with spiders.
Benjamin Anderson
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Kevin Bennett
Do we get driders, too?
Henry Gomez
The Big Bad is actually fucking terrified of spiders.
We've been mailing them in more and more creative ways for a while now. Sort of out of ideas after the kamikaze parachuting troops using rocket-propelled-parcels (filled with spiders) to blast them through his fortress windows. So, yeah, thanks!
Samuel Cruz
She had insects too, though. Just spiders is cool as hell, and maybe including magical spiders makes up for it, but most of the big skitter achievements were due to flying insects at some point.
Yeah, but they only half-heartedly support the cause
Joshua Lopez
They're drow, the only thing they really care about is the murders.
Levi Baker
Does Arachne bestow drider blessing too, or does only Lolth do it?
[Please tell me there's -some- canon way to get sane driders]
Jaxon Peterson
Same way you get non-evil, surface dwelling drow: character background.
Jason Lewis
Ausfag here, I think the citadel would just become annexed as a new state of Australia. Even if Australia doesn't exist.
Nolan Taylor
They are, they crush the entire area under their combined weight, and some 99% of them are crushed under the other spiders. The rest starve to death in the following weeks as they empty the surrounding area of food quicker than they can spread while spider disease runs rampant because of the immensely dense population concentration. Most of the world's ecology collapses as the spider's prey breed unchecked. Global climate disaster, almost all life on the planet dies.
Hudson Fisher
Why are girls with golden eyes so cute?
Dominic Sanchez
Driders go insane as a psychological reaction to their physiological changes. If their psychological reaction is significantly less extreme than usual, which ought to be easy to fluff, then sure.
Carson Myers
Are you... are you saying... are you saying I can do this?
Jayden King
>all the spiders on the planet
I'm pretty sure an ascendant half-fiend Drow matron would shit her silk dress at the idea of that rolling up on her.
Andrew Roberts
But the absence of predators means that the underark eco system it's doomed