Your party stumbles upon a pack of Dire Straits

Your party stumbles upon a pack of Dire Straits.
Wut do?

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I cast control water to dam the flow.

I cast Walk of Life

I ask them for currency without providing any service or trade in exchange. I also demand wenches under the same non-existant conditions

Meh, I've got a daytime job, I'm doin' alright

I swing with those sultans.

I get charge into battle with my Brothers in Arms.

I guess I move some microwave ovens.

I move the refrigerator and color tv.

I kill one and force the other to reject his humanity.

I get a shiver in the dark.

But what if that ain't working?

Then play the guitar on the MTV.

I guess the party is getting a color tv

That's the way you do it

I realize my earring and makeup makes me look slightly homo, so I take them off.

I'm playing a bard, with an intelligent, divine guitar.

There is no way that this is going to end without a bard duel.

get money for nothing get chicks for free

Give them money for nothing.

luckily my character learned to play them drums

>Daring to challenge Knopfler to a rock off

I agree, the bard would have to make a charisma check or something first.

Basically imagine a stage-to-stage contest between Dire Straits and the Blues Brothers. That is what would happen.

I play creole for a +1 to swinging

I'm apart of a trumpet playing band. chances are, they won't give a damn

I sing oldies, goldies

This thread restored my faith in Veeky Forums.

I'm not worried. I've got a pistol on my little finger.

Though maybe I should get a pistol on my thumb...

We become Brothers in Arms.

Well I don't give them money, that's for sure.

They'll at least have to earn it

How have I never heard of this band before?

Serious question: how old are you?

>there are people who haven't heard of Dire Straits

>dire straights
I KNEW PLAYING A PALADIN OF GAYNESS WOULD PAY OFF!

>the little faggot with the earring and makeup

>Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.

Also, flee while the intro plays.

We learn the art of the Ripple from them and go kick some vampire ass.

I have a bard off and make their song better

Fucking beautiful.

manga>anime

At least you have heard of them now.
Enjoy.

t. newfag
i bet you've listened to their music before.
also to answer OP, we go off to get some chicks without paying a cent, as well as multiclass into bard taking preform guitar.

>2016
>There are people who never heard of Dire Straits

At least I can assume you've heart some of their songs if you watch any films at all.

We call Elvis together

It was used pretty damn well in the Kingsmen spy movie which came out a few years back.

>I want my.....
>I want my Veeky Forums
>That ain't playin', this is the way to do it
>House ruling everythin' with nothin' for free.

>That ain't playin', this is the way to do it
>Lemme tell ya, my players are dumb
>Maybe put a curse on your little wizard
>Maybe shoot a fireball at your rogue

>We gotta safe this micro-kingdom, custom-weapon deliveries
>We gotta stop these ogre-mages, we gotta move these colored djinnis

>See that little faggot with the pony and the fedora
>Yeah buddy, they're sweat stains there
>That little faggots got autism
>The little faggots completely unaware

Please go on

Have six hamburgers

Why Worry?

...

...

not going to happen.

this is what a Nat 20 on Performance roll looks and sounds like:

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Not even Clapton could match Knopfler when it came down to being able to make the guitar sing like a girl mid-orgasm.

You can't.

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I'd never heard that version before. I'm in awe.

The dice were loaded from the start.

Man screw that. Roll to flee. I I don't know how much gold they're carrying but I prefer to make my coin doing very little.

I did.

Well, we're a motley crue, So I guess... We go smokin' in the boy's room?

I whisper "Let's go down to the waterline"

Rock and roll all night

Party every day

>Implying this shit counts
I recommend making an effort and acquire some fucking taste

That's really the best you could do? You should be shot through the heart.

>Dissing on Weird Al
Get the fuck out.

Mate, it's you elevating him to the level of Dire Straits, so I'm not sure who should get the fuck out and never come back

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