Have there ever been any records of Battle Sisters having relationship with normal citizens of the Imperium?

What surprising about this is that the Sister there didn't take her own life to be spare from all the tortures waiting for her

I guess deep down all sisters are giant fucking sluts after all

wasn't there a writefag piece about a Battle sister falling in love with a guardsman?

Dark Eldar dickings probably are superior to cardinal dickings.

Seeing as they're shamelessly based on the Bene Gesserit, yes

STOP STEALING OUR MAIDENS

Cultist Chan's prison menu:
wed: Khorne Flakes
thr: Cadian Delights
fri: Chicken alla Pus
sat: Ocho Leches
sun: Change on a Cob
mon: Heresy Muffins
tue: Taco Tuesday

What are sisters for?

DRUG-FUELLED SACRIFICIAL MURDER RAPE

>Taco Tuesday
>Not Undivided Tuesday

Regardless, I chortled heartily.

>thinking the Sisters are sluts
Wrong. The Dark City does things to people, and if you what you're told Vect probably won't rape you as his flays you slowly. He'll just make it quick and rape your skinless hide.
Fighting, keep the church clean, nurses, translators, and keeping nobles in line.

Iirc, the model she's based on is concealing a dagger. She's gonna try to bump Asdrubael off and escape.

>Fighting, keep the church clean, nurses, translators, and keeping nobles in line.
Dickless ecclesiarchy priest spotted

...

found the Chipotle chomping white knight

Most sisters are lesbian lol, even GW have hinted at it in the past

Hey, Lucius, how's the current codex treating you? Remember how much you job, and how you used to wear regal purple and gold but now you look like a teenage girl's bedroom? I might not be getting any SoB pussy, but at least I'm not a stepping stone for the hero of the week to beat.

Bitch I'm an ever living daemon with a harem and what are you? Bored PDF guard in some backwater planet that will never get any action except with the mutant whore 2 blocks down? Talk shit get smack son

...Because our lovers finish first.

They police the relationships of the nobility, and serve as advisors to noble houses. While it's possible they use sex and seduction to achieve their goals of spying/manipulating the families, they're not here to engage in relationships.

The bull finishes first, too.

Says the idiot who betrayed his friend because no one noticed him. Also it isn't sex if you use your whip to insert whatever holes Slaanesh gave you.

I'll bone a battle sister and spill all my dirty secrets, even for just one night

For true, pure, untainted love in the witness of the Emperror

According to the Ciaphas Cain novels, yes.

There's a Sister boning a some random scribe in one of them.

>Not rocking the world of a Minotaurs marine.
Stay plebian.

At least you had the good sense to spoiler that image, heretic.

Wouldn't happen. You'd have to be important.

What if I try to shank some high-ranking priest or maybe possess some here-licious books? Will the sister be tempted then?

what's wrong? were you intrigued by the heresy?

For the former option the Canoness probably had some agreement with the priest that allowed her to have access to all the young boys she wants, and you just killed the man who was charismatic enough to convince families that it was the Emperor's will that their sons have sex with the Canoness. The second option is just going to get you tortured until you repent. It seems to me that the only way to get SoB pussy is be a shota, be a SoB, or be faithful enough that the Sisters give you the job of tending to their sexual needs.

Would a healthy 30 years old Imperial citizen be considered shota in the eyes of a Sister?

I think maybe if the Sister is at least 300 years old.

Ever seen the actual model? The slave sister's holding a broken off shard behind her back ready to do some serious chibbing.

Grey Knights plz go.

A SoB's vag is still better than none I guess

I mean she is going to be older than you and your grandmother if she's 300 years old.

In the 41st century, there is only plastic surgery

Just use chemical rejuvenation.

Tempted to shoot you, yes.

Say, do Imperial nobles watch snuff films? Considering the fucked-up place that is the Imperium how easy would it be just casually stroll down the underhive and record like 5 hours worth of footage?

Hell, there must be like a snuff film industry in the Imperium

I would assume any existing industry would be based on a planet to planet basis.

It depends on the nobles, but given the Imperium's diversity and size a snuff film industry has to exist. Would it exist everywhere? Probably not on death and feral worlds where you're too busy fighting for survival instead of watching snuff.

It happens, big galaxy

Pornography, especially disturbed pornography, is heresy. So there wouldn't be an open market for snuff films.

But let's be clear. There is an industry for snuff films now, on earth, in the present day. Of course there are industries for snuff films in the 40kverse. There are likewise probably snuff shows, where in some poor bastard is taken from the streets and murdered for someone else's pleasure.

>There are likewise probably snuff shows, where in some poor bastard is taken from the streets and murdered for someone else's pleasure.
That happens in mexico and china as well
Or in any south east asian country D's destruction exists for a reason

>Luci-boi
>talking shit to anyone
Your shitty gimmick doesn't even work.
>"Lol, I will just res in the body of the in who killed me!"
>gets killed by necrons
>papa slaanesh has to bring him back himself
>gets killed by nids
>papa slaanesh has to bring him back himself
>space marines broke his legs
>lol, he has to be dragged away by other traitors

No. A SoB could never be happy settling for a "normal" life after purging for the Emperor all those year. She'd just be depressed.

Well normal in the Imperium is a Hive world factory slave working 20 hour days. So no definitely not with a normal citizen. An effective noble, a decorated IG commander, a passionate Priest or an orthodox Inquisitor she served might catch her eye though.

Pornography isn't heresy you fucking halfwit, stop spouting memes. Prostitution and smut are common as shit in the Imperium. Stop watching Text To Speech Device videos and thinking the makers know anything about 40k.

Ugh, not this again.

>Well normal in the Imperium is a Hive world factory slave working 20 hour days.
Not all worlds are Hive Worlds.

But the majority of citizenry live on the densest planets, user. Odds are, you're going to live on a hive world.

I didn't say they were. But the majority of the Imperium's populace does live on them due to their sheer population sizes

Wew, all this contribution

bumpin

>some random scribe

IIRC he was the head Prefect/Headmaster/whatever of the Administratum at that particular Schola.

For the record, Cain also makes a point to say that while many Sisters orders remain celibate, it's not a universal requirement.

Pornography isn't heresy (to the Imperium). There was one single joke about pornography of xenos being distributed to guardsmen, and THAT being heresy, but that's it.

>But let's be clear. There is an industry for snuff films now, on earth, in the present day.
no there isn't, you moron

user, we've been over this many times.

Sororitas porn is the only 100% approved porn.

Uh, you know that Sisters are normal humans, right?

with imperium medical tech even ordinary humans live for 200+ years (provided they can afford to do so)

Aren't Sisters Famulous basicalyl Bene Geseritt sisterhood? Only with the added plus of making sure noble houses don't become too decadent (read chaos worshipping, xenos consorting, apostate heretics)?