The party are all vampires

>The party are all vampires.
>Because reasons, they end up in a nightclub for vampire hunters.
>They start to play a song that no vampire can resist singing along too from suspicion.
Shit, what the fuck are they supposed to do now?

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Depends what Gen Vamps. That is, if this is WoD. If they are high enough gen then that's pretty good reason to break the masquerade.

sing because you can't resist it?

Sing Barbie Girl like everyone else, and like it.
It's already in your head, it's too late to resist

Why would anyone even resist?

You put on you god damned best act possible and sing so beautifully that the hunters will hesitate attacking because, how they can hurt such lovely, passionate and humane singers? then you haul ass.
If you narrator put a sing along in the game, i bet he will amused about a impromptu musical act.

Is it "Who Wants To Live Forever"? I bet it is.

Burn the women, rape the water and poison the house.

Make it so that not only were you never there, there has never been anything there.

Especially not vampires.

How many vampire hunters are there in this city that they have their own nightclub?

>not "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

Who knows? Maybe Hellsing set up a base.
Or this is just Shadowrun.
Or both.

It's probably actually run by the Ventrue. Keep your enemies close and all that.

It's probably run by Ashwood Abbey.

>Implying anyone can resist singing along with Cyndi Lauper
In hindsight, using it at an all vamp party to see how they react was a bit overzealous. No bigger mistake had been made since WerewolfCon, where hunters used Journey's don't stop believing to "identify" werewolves since no other song had the same success rate at having a group of them all sing together. Remember, correlation does not equal causation

The song in question is "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" of course

if you see the boss, don't call him by his real name

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Monster Mash? It's the Monster Mash, isn't it. It's not just for vampires, you know.

>vampires can't resist singing along to justin bieber

This song?

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Attack the band, claiming they have to be vampires to sing that song in the first place. Act very remorseful when proven wrong, offer to help find the vampires by continuing to sing the song now that the band is incapable of doing it.

Are you a player, or the GM? The potential solutions to your dilemma depend greatly on which side of the dilemma you're actually on.

What if it's pre recorded?

>not Bohemian Rhapsody

I always thought this disk worked pretty well as a companion for vampirism.
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It's probably run by Ashwood Abbey which is run by the Ventrue.

You don't think machines can secretly be vampires in disguise? Then you're a dead man walking. Literally if your car decides it wants to turn you.

You beautiful bastard.

give in, grab the mic and lead a rousing karaoke rendition of "The Crying Game"