By the Power of Kek, you are being set to a setting from the following. Roll 1d6

By the Power of Kek, you are being set to a setting from the following. Roll 1d6.

1. Naruto. (You will take over naruto's life starting at birth.)

2. Warhammer 40k. (You will be born as one of the missing Primarchs, your choice of 2nd(to be found really early) or 11th(found pretty late))

3. Game of Thrones. (Be born as Joffery or a new person in a Major House)

4. RWBY. (You are born as either Jaune or Ruby, your choice.)

5. Doom. (Your Doomguy, good luck!)

6. Your choice of any setting that is widely known.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Jojo

Fuck off frogposter.

THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

Rolled 1 (1d6)

Hope you like being an orphan and hated by your own people. Also dubs Kek approves.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Congratulations, you get your very own Doomguy

Rolled 5 (1d6)

If I get to choose... Pokémon or something?

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Rolled 4 (1d6)

I can handle this.

Talk about winning a lottery.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Please let it be RWBY

IM NOT A WAIFU? FUCK, IM ANGRY

Hah, sorry user. here, laughing at your failure.

YOU WONT BE LAUGHING FOR LONG

RIP AND TEAR

Rolled 1 (1d6)

MonMusu

...

>any of RWBY's cast
>waifu material
Only one who even comes close is Pyrrha, and people will give you weird looks if you try to date a pile of ashes.

What could possibly go wrong?

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Dammit, forgot my roll

Very nice.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Rollin', hoping for a 2, 5 or 6

Doomguy it is.
[RIP AND TEAR intensifies]

Well then. For varieties sake, I'll go to Star Wars at the very beginning of the Clone Wars. As a Jedi. Why you may ask? Because if I retain my knowledge of the setting I might be able to add a few battalions of clone troopers to the Rebellion, and the Force is awesome.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>frogposting
Fuck it, let's roll.

>doomguy
Good thing I'm not a bad shot.

RIP AND TEAR is a melee action.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

So what are the conditions of the 6 option?

Rolled 1 (1d6)

Whatever, even if RWBY's setting is shit I'm guarenteed poontang as Jaune. As the boring generic self-instert 'leader guy', the plot demands it.

Cool, just need to switch out RWBY and Jaune for Naruto.