By the Power of Kek, you are being set to a setting from the following. Roll 1d6.
1. Naruto. (You will take over naruto's life starting at birth.)
2. Warhammer 40k. (You will be born as one of the missing Primarchs, your choice of 2nd(to be found really early) or 11th(found pretty late))
3. Game of Thrones. (Be born as Joffery or a new person in a Major House)
4. RWBY. (You are born as either Jaune or Ruby, your choice.)
5. Doom. (Your Doomguy, good luck!)
6. Your choice of any setting that is widely known.
Sebastian Myers
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Jojo
Ian Miller
Fuck off frogposter.
Jason Smith
THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!
Connor Phillips
Rolled 1 (1d6)
Brayden Young
Hope you like being an orphan and hated by your own people. Also dubs Kek approves.
Jackson Jones
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Ryan Hill
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Ian Phillips
Congratulations, you get your very own Doomguy
Aaron Garcia
Rolled 5 (1d6)
If I get to choose... Pokémon or something?
Cameron Rivera
Rolled 2 (1d6)
Evan Collins
Rolled 4 (1d6)
I can handle this.
Elijah Moore
Talk about winning a lottery.
Henry Brooks
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Please let it be RWBY
Mason Stewart
IM NOT A WAIFU? FUCK, IM ANGRY
Matthew Sanchez
Hah, sorry user. here, laughing at your failure.
Caleb Cooper
YOU WONT BE LAUGHING FOR LONG
RIP AND TEAR
Nicholas Gray
Rolled 1 (1d6)
MonMusu
Anthony Martinez
...
Ian Cox
>any of RWBY's cast >waifu material Only one who even comes close is Pyrrha, and people will give you weird looks if you try to date a pile of ashes.
Logan Cooper
What could possibly go wrong?
Caleb Fisher
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Dammit, forgot my roll
Benjamin Barnes
Very nice.
Isaiah Hall
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Rollin', hoping for a 2, 5 or 6
Lincoln Scott
Doomguy it is. [RIP AND TEAR intensifies]
Kayden Lewis
Well then. For varieties sake, I'll go to Star Wars at the very beginning of the Clone Wars. As a Jedi. Why you may ask? Because if I retain my knowledge of the setting I might be able to add a few battalions of clone troopers to the Rebellion, and the Force is awesome.
Zachary Martin
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>frogposting Fuck it, let's roll.
Brandon Rodriguez
>doomguy Good thing I'm not a bad shot.
Jayden Hall
RIP AND TEAR is a melee action.
Thomas Jenkins
Rolled 5 (1d6)
So what are the conditions of the 6 option?
Sebastian Carter
Rolled 1 (1d6)
Whatever, even if RWBY's setting is shit I'm guarenteed poontang as Jaune. As the boring generic self-instert 'leader guy', the plot demands it.
Nathaniel Young
Cool, just need to switch out RWBY and Jaune for Naruto.