*Eh-hem* "Wha-? Oh, hello guardsman, it's me, your Commissa- ah I mean Billy your good friend! Say guardsmen, you wouldn't have anything that you wouldn't show your Commissar, would you? I mean, especially not anything heretical because if the Commissar found out he'd have to execute you of course! Right guardsman?"
'Billy' wants to know if you're a good and loyal guardsman of the Imperium! Prove it to him by showing your regulation singles! Be warned guardsmen! There may be some among you with heretical doubles! However, there's even been rumour of Inquisitorial triples!
Josiah Cox
Of course Billy. We're all loyal, Emperor-fearin' Imperials here.
Joseph Brooks
Hmm, asking for heretical things, eh? That's heresy itself! And as the commissar has went missing, it's up to us to purge heresy ourselves! *BLAM*
Nathan Reyes
Sup bill, also nope got nothing to hide
Now excuse me as I pray to the emporor in my own special way *BLAM* I believe I can have a nap now
Charles Ward
Billy, it's me! DIO BRANDO!
Wyatt Anderson
Nothing out of the ordinary Billy, just the illegal poker gig with the Comissars and the Generals nude picto-captures as top prizes. Care to join in?
Chase Mitchell
Oh Byl'eigh, always such a joker. Come now, you know of our enduring devotion to our putrid corpse-god.
Let us retire together to my office, where we will pray. Such things are pleasurable to me, like the fevered bucking of a flayed maiden.
Good friend billy, my mind is empty, as are my quarters... my only possessions are my armor and lasgun, so I have nothing else to show you...
I think the one over there might be a heretic though... he's rather odd
Connor Myers
>itt people who still think shouting blam is funny
Now if you'll excuse me, you ought to be finding the commissar- it's certainly heretical to abandon one's post, and of all the people to do it, I wouldn't have expected the commissar to do such a thing.
Isaiah Roberts
Hey there Billy. I mean, we're old pals, you know I'm basking in the light of the Emperor's truth. But you know who you should really talk to? Private Zathras over there. I'm sure he'd have fascinating and possibly heretical stories to tell you.
Leo Bell
To be honest everything 40k on this godforsaken board is cringeworthy as fuck so I don't see the point in picking and choosing your dumb space marine maymays for 'le ebin extergmibnatus :DDD'.
Eli Mitchell
Say Bill you wanna go into the jungle for patrol later?
Cooper Long
HERETIC!
*BLAM!*
Jose Gomez
Nice one Inquisitor, we can always rely on you to root out evil.
Nathaniel Green
ANOTHER ONE!
*BLAM!*
Bentley Perry
*it was a gifted hologram*
Christopher Powell
I'S A HUMIE, BOSS!
Levi Rivera
But Billy, you are the heretics.
Angel Cruz
*Inhuman screeching that is also incomprehensible, yet somehow heretical nonetheless.*
