The dragon has fur

>dragon doesn't have a constant throbbing boner
Fucking dropped

>Dragon doesn't have kobold servants
Fucking dropped

The design of this creature looks really fucking bad to me and I don't know why.

>dragon doesn't skateboard
Fucking dropped

>dragon plays D&D
Fucking dropped

>the dragon is from /v/
Fucking dropped

I think its supposed to be reminiscent of a childs drawing

>the dragon is a Clanner
Fucking dropped

>Dragon isn't a glorified cum-dumpster
Fukken Dropped

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It's a furfag conspiracy.

Is this the kid's story about the giant invisible dragon? I remember an old movie about that where the entire village got uppity and tried to catch it, but some shit happened and they didn't. Been a while since I've seen it.

raths don't have hair, they have quills.

It's a remake of it, yeah. The original had the dragon as a cartoon on top of live-action footage, sort of like Who Framed Roger Rabbit and the like.

>the dragon min-maxes
Fucking dropped

Fuck off.

Some dragons aren't born with the gift of the scales of Immortality.

>dragon is coated with grease
Fuck I dropped it

> Dragon is clumsy
Fuck, it dropped me.

>dragon doesn't have 17 heads, antlers, venomous saliva, and the power of the evil eye

Fucking dropped

>dragon is a terminator sent from the future

>The dragon is a DJ

Fuck, it dropped the bass

Well all dragons have fur when they shapeshift into a human right?

assuming they shapeshift into an adult

Yes, it's a remake.
Because the original apparently wasn't shit enough, now they have to make another generation experience one of the worst movies of all time.

trips of lost

What about feathers?

Damn, I came here to post that

same

falcor owns

Never watched that movie.
Read the book though. It dragged on forever.

Fuck you, Falcor was awesome. OP confirmed bundle of sticks.

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Like a fine steel wool. We called them friends.

>The dragon isn't laying in gold and trinkets

Fucking dropped

Well to be fair, Falcor was a Chinese dragon, who do have fur.

Wait is this supposed to be Puff the magic dragon?

Pete's Dragon?

Yeah I just looked it up and it is just a remake of Puff the Magic Dragon. Another movie that didn't need a remake.

Davion all the way

har har.

It took me the longest time to realize that, does that movie REALLY need a remake?

OK. Wordplay intended.
But seriously, that book was really slow.

>Dragon is voiced by Snoop Dog

Drop it like it's hot

Now who had the bright idea to grew some fire spewing lizards with fur? Thats a fire hazard! Come on, wizards don't be shy I know someone here did it. It's just the owlbear situation again.

If this dragon was actually voiced by Snoop I'd be more inclined to see it.

He's got some smooth vocal cords, and this is a fuzzy chill green dragon.