There IS goodness in this world, and YOU have been called to protect it

There IS goodness in this world, and YOU have been called to protect it.

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All my time playing paladins in vidya and clerics in tabletop have prepared me for this.

What are we waiting for then? It's time to protect those smiles.

I know.

>playing maximally righteous, selfless cleric in a grim HFY setting
>setting is hurtling toward the apocalypse
>preaching hope and kindness anyway
>average people rally to fight back the darkness
>literally redeeming fallen angel boss-monsters that the DM didn't intend for me to redeem
>we're finding goodness in places we'd never expect
>turning tragedies into tales of heroism, even on the part of ordinary people and alleged villains
>mfw

>So, yeah, I want to be a chaotic evil rogue with a heart of gold that will also shank you all in the back because he is a badass

Care to quantify any of those things, other than me?
What's good, what's good about it, protect it in what manner, whether I get paid for this, etc.

>whether I get paid for this
This is not for you.

Is that you SU?

Wrong board friendo

This is a terrible idea. But hell with it, brb, buying a gun.

Do I have to? Because that sounds like a lot of work.

Whoever does the calls is a idiot.

Seriously, I'm no protector material for anything.

>SU
These are not my initials, nor those of my character. So probably not?

I meant Steven Universe. I'd go to /co/ but Veeky Forums is my home.

>You live in a world where, in the eleventh hour, just as the globalists were about to irrevocably consolidate their power, a hero stepped forth to oppose them.

...

>Veeky Forums is my home.
I never even look at the other boards. Veeky Forums is my one, my only Veeky Forums board.
Which helps explain why I know so little about TV, vidya games, or comics.

Would it happen to have some personification or avatar, ideally one with a form of smug little girl?
Because I might take this as a chore or I might take is as a personal goal and those little details matter.

>letting faggotry get in the way of being a paragon of good

This is why God doesn't speak to us any more.

I accept.

I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE GOODNESS

I always thought it was because of crucifying his son / prophet / whatever.

Do your research

It feels like no one believes in goodness these days...

Where are the Paladins... Had evil won?

For something to win, there needs to be a fight first.
There never was a fight.

Well, we're fucked then.

Your bravery has awoken ancient sleepers.

i can tell the goodness to go fuck herself , i'm not doing it

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I am probably insane and I get myself committed.

Fuckin finally. I've always wanted a life with true purpose.

There will be. There will be.

VERILY, MY BOON BROTHERS! WE SHALL SALLY FORTH AND DO BATTLE WITH THE MONSTERS OF THE WORLD!

THEN INITIATE THE BATTLE, YOUNG SQUIRE! THE WORLD IS VAST AND ADVENTURE BECKONS!

Am I getting paid?

>See this thread
>I haven't done anything notably good outside of treating people I interact with reasonably in ages
>Spend money and time on hobbies constantly
I'm failing my job, anons. It sure sounds a lot easier when the job boils down to "Go out and risk your life to destroy evil, get glory and fat loot in the process." I guess that's why the crusades were so popular.

MY BROTHERS, THE GOLD WAS IN YOU ALL ALONG!

I can't buy food with my inner gold.

BUT YOU CAN SATE YOUR SPIRIT!

My body is ready.

Spending money on hobbies like Veeky Forums is actually on the good side of the alignment chart.

I'd rather sate my stomach

Good is whatever increases my sense of power and control.

You mean you're evil.

I think whoever is doing the calling here has poor judgment, but I'll try my very best.