It's a "FNM player places his library sideways and hides his graveyard behind it" episode

>it's a "FNM player places his library sideways and hides his graveyard behind it" episode

>not playing land out front

>Not playing different permanents into different columns.

Can't you just ask to look at his graveyard if you need to?

Ya'll probably don't even throw exiled cards off the table.

>not burning exiled cards

Opponents always get tilted when I play my lands on my laps

No. why?

To make it really sink in.

What does The Red Zone do?

it's for creatures currently in combat to make it more clear what is attacking and defending.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

How do you get it back for when they destroy your Oblivion Ring?

Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

Oh really Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

But whose on first?

Magic cards don't burn particularly well.

Literally illegal now.

I play with my deck to my left and my graveyard to my right.

I'm also right-handed.

How retarded am I?

only at pro tour, gp, worlds and world magic cup when wizards are filming you

at any other time it's a-ok

I'M NOT TRYING TO HIDE IT DEREK IT'S PUBLIC INFO JUST GRAB THAT SHIT IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT NIGGA DAMN LIKE SHIT SON MY AUTISM COMES BEFORE YOURS