CYOA General: Unnecessary Amounts of Waifus Addition

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I used to be someone who always chose the immortality option.

Now I'm somehow who always chooses the waifu or harem option.

What's happening to me?!

>"Unnecessary Amounts of Waifus"

I'll take the essence of Veeky Forums for 200.

You realized that there is no point to living without love, my friend.
Congratulations on your alignment.

Then You wanted to live long to find out what would make you happy. Now you know what will make you happy.

Did this ever get updated/finished?

>be a gay guy
>every cyoa gives me waifus
>always imagine me turning them down, breaking their hearts and minds as their primary directive in life becomes futile
>start fapping tot it
>it becomes my fetish
>been dating this girl for 3 weeks
>almost time to drop the bomb
>cumming to the thought already

You did this to me.

I'll take Reddit frog poster for fuck off.
No, and it won't be.

Could someone please post the one where you're a galactic noble, and you get to choose between being baron, count, duke, etc.?

There is an alternative edition.

>alignment
Inlightenment.
Fuck my lysdexia.

>Inlightenment.
Enlightenment.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Toss: The next million flips, flipped by me, are gauranteed to be heads. Heads.

Keep tossing until I spontaneously learn the ability to make perfect immortality for myself.

Toss!

Grand Illusion
Heal

Aedin, K&K

Tribes Rising

When writing about characters and companions in a serious cyoa, is it considered alright to put in a likes/dislikes/lusts? section after their initial description? For substance?

>alternative edition.
So that's what we call it when some random user throws shit on a CYOA that isn't theirs? Good to know.

Don't blame us for you being a psychopath, user.
If it helps, you can play this choosing the fathers instead:

What are the differences?

I'm supposed to be a fucking writefag.
Why can't I goddamn spell?

Someone changed kitsune pictures because of reasons.

>gay
>dates a girl
What

The twins and Nani's pictures have been changed along with Nani's gender. A few threads ago some shitposter senselessly changed a few CYOAs.

That's pretty much the bog standard in a lot of cases. Personally I'm not a huge fan but whatever.

>is it considered alright to put in a likes/dislikes/lusts?
I actually think it does wonders for fleshing out their characters.
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Likes and dislikes always, but for lusts it depends. If they are very niche and specific, then they can be a serious turn off (imagine your perfect waifu having a thing for smegma worship) but if they're very open then you can ask yourself why you even included them.

Another point to consider is that using a lusts system can be tricky considering that you can't/shouldn't simply assume everyone here is a straight man. That's an easy way to disqualify every girl for lesbians when you them cock fetishes and it also often makes male options for girls impossible because they're bottoms/tops which has certain implications.

I personally prefer a system of submissive/equal/dominant in the bedroom. That gives you some info but doesn't narrow it down too much.

It's not really about being gay or straight, he just gets off on rejecting them and hurting them.

Homolust, I think.

I remember that, but it was for a completely different reason. He got triggered by a robot-boy having a different gender-identity/being apathetic to the concept.

The second one () is the Faggot edition. That's it.

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>user creates a cyoa about your worst fear muscle/power theft

Of all the things...

>If they are very niche and specific, then they can be a serious turn off
This.
Whenever there's a top tier waifu, but she's into domination and publicly humiliating me it turns my dick from diamonds back into coal.

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>coal
Are you saying you're a negro?

Coal is pretty hard, though...

Only when I'm flaccid.

You do realize, though, that being into something doesn't mean doing it all the time, or even doing it ever. There's shit I don't bring up with people because, hey, that's what porn and masturbation are for.

Of course, then you might have to deal with the fact that you're not fulfilling every single one of your perfect waifu's desires.

I'll take that onboard, that or i give an option for.. reversing sexual preferences.

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Please...

It's often easier to just not mention sexual preferences at all rather than allowing user to switch them.

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Italics said that CYOA was finished but he'd do another one in the same world. You'll just have to pray he returns from the mountaintop with it one day (along with the latest 30+ page version of Pokemon Personified).

Be spookids.
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>Of course, then you might have to deal with the fact that you're not fulfilling every single one of your perfect waifu's desires.
Attaining my ideal partner only to fall short of being her ideal partner is one of the most depressing things imaginable for me.
And yes, I'm aware I'm pathetically lacking in confidence.

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I would if I could user, but I didn't like it enough to save it...
Is it not in the pastebin?

I'm 99,99% you have neither the body, dick size, career, facial aesthetics or personality that would make you the ideal partner to most any woman.

Doesn't mean you can't get a waifu though. That's what they're for.

>Ruka
>Abomination

Solar Inheritance. Min-max as you desire.

A sexually unsatisfying relationship is the killer of marriages.

I just noticed this cyoa makes no mention of the pokemon's genders both specifically and in general. How progressive.

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I'll give you career and facial aesthetics, but I'm actually pretty confident in my dick size and personality.
99.99% is a little harsh...

>How progressive.

It is though. Now I can turn all those pokegirls into big, beefy men with juicy pecs and bubble butts and there's nothing you can do about it. The cyoa practically forces me to do it!

Not doing one or two things is a far cry from "sexually unsatisfying". But really the importance of different desires is obviously going to vary from person to person.

There's also something to be said for user being man enough to at least try letting his waifu dominate him from time to time.

Not fulfilling their kinks and desires = unsatisfied, leads to wandering eyes.

>there's also something to be said for user being man enough to let his wife put him into chastity and watch while her boyfriend takes her

You disgust me, senpai. Maybe you should go back to /pol/.

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Baron (+100/+250)

>Demesne
Brown Dwarf (15)
He3 Mines & Spaceport (5)
Orbital Defenses (5/5)
Science Station (10/5)
Pressure Forge (25)

>Ships
3x Cruisers (45)
Point Defense Turrets (5)
Hyperflux Shields (5)
Battleship
Point Defense Turrets (5)
Hyperflux Shields (5)
Anti-Cloaking Array (5)

>Technology
Ultradense Materials
Refined Energy Weapons
FTL Sensors
Personal Teleporters

>Agents
Praetor H10 (25)
Georgia Laurentz (30)
Pilot A (30)
Nadja (40)

>Allies
Guild of Illumination (Enemy) (+15/+15)
Lady Violante (Enemy) (+15/+15)
Duchess Sonya (Overlord) (45)
Princess Theia (100)

I am Lord Mathias, Baron of Megareus, sworn to the Duchess Sonya. To Her Grace’s navy, my house pledges four ships: The noble battleship Kongou, as well as the cruisers Gaddhjalt, Kestrel, and Faris. My fief is not a large one, but we make a good living for ourselves with both raw and finished goods drawn from the star Megareus. This we use to support and enhance our warships, thereby reaffirming our loyalty. However, there is more within me than just loyalty. Like my father, and his father before him, I hold a deep hope that our galaxy may one day be re-united under the banner of the Empire. It is for this reason that I openly and vociferously oppose the actions of the Guild, who would have us forget our past and forsake our future just so that they might call themselves the gatekeepers of knowledge.

Our people will be united again. But until then I serve, and I watch.


Don't know about this build. Maybe a little too focused on one thing.

Not him but depending on the fetish, there is something to be said for being willing to try it once. If you're able to find some way of tolerating it, or incorporating lighter versions into the rest of your sex life, well that shit goes a long way.

It doesn't make you bad or cowardly for not wanting to, though. Not everyone is happy with even the thought of dildo up their ass while they're shouting about how they're sissy sluts.

Why do you try so hard to make everyone ITT hate gays?

Not him but:

>It's YOUR fault I hate ALL gays, YOU made me this way.

Do you not have any agency? Are you incapable of independent thought or ignoring the behavior of one individual? One person behaving like an idiot makes you and justifies your, your, hate all people of that group? Moreover, like as not he is male. Do his actions represent the behavior of all men? What about if he is autistic or 3-limbed?

If everyone itt starts hating gays because of him, it's due to their own faults and no-one else's.

If that post made you hate gays, then I'm pretty sure you hated them to begin with.

It's doesn't mind the pronouns though

I don't really care for that. Usually in cyoas like that the author makes it 100% clear that only female of those races exist but in this cyoa it's more like she just assumes you're straight/lesbian and offers you some female pokemon. The male ones probably still exist.

>Identity
Jane Doe
Female, age 15

>Power Source
Experimental
Ayy LMAO
>Changes
Emotional- Dulled 35
Physical- Sickly 42
Mental- Sharpened 39
Life- Prime 24
Memory- No Change 24
Spiritual- Repellent 22

>Gifts
Telekinesis 18
-Power 15
Dowsing 14
-Specific 13
Healing 11
-Self Service 6
-Miracle 3
Vitality 0
Athleticism -4
-Raw Power -10
Barrier -13
-wide -15

>Curses
Unsettling -10
Night Person -5
Eyesight 0

>Guardian
Nobody

>Home
Yarrow Falls

>Allies
Students
-Danny Glass
-Kate Fox
-Peter Blake
Adults
-Julie Slater
-Eric Strickland

>Perks
Special Snowflake
Synchronicity

Cont.

It's perfectly possible to villainize your own group.
People do it all the time, it's called false flagging.

This may be a bit of a petty request, but it would be really helpful if more people included a version number somewhere on each page when they're making a CYOA.

Maybe in one of the corners, like this one.

So, /x/ was right. All it took was being abducted by aliens and turned into... something, for me to admit it.
It's hard to care, and I feel like that should worry me. Physically I feel fine. Better than fine, I feel great. Though bright lights hurt, and my eyes have gone to shit. Smell seems to have gone off the charts.
Oh, and there's the telekinesis.
And I'm a kid now. Not even a splatoon reference, I'm being literal. It's kind of awkward.
Anyways, finding food isn't really an issue out here. Or anything, really. I even found a suprizingly deep cave to hide from the sun in, and some clothes that were drying outside a house on the outskirts of the nearby town.

The locals are superstitious, and they should be, considering that I'm not the only 'thing' out here. The lumberjacks are noisy, and easy to avoid. Even most of the hunters whisle whenever they're moving.
Most of them, anyways. Turns out some of the local kids decided to go hunting for bigfoot or whatever. Pete nearly took my head off, and I nearly returned the favor. Glad I didn't. Kid's just dumb, not bad.
Kate apparently does their research, and Danny helps out somehow. Probably illegal, considering he got the local sheriff involved.
Strickland's been trying to get me to submit to blood tests. I don't want to end up in some government lab getting sliced and diced under bright lights. He says he has a friend into private research, one Julie Slater. That no one needs to know.
We'll see...
Well, I'll talk to the woman, but I can't guarantee anything.
She better bring food.

>People do it all the time
Slap an extra layer of tinfoil on there, bubba.

Whatever.
The point is, you can't go all sartre radical choice, "YOU are the one who decides who you hate" on me after only exposing me to negative stereotypes and use that as an excuse to feel morally superior to me.

>What could it be
Nothing

Posting my favorite, haven't seen this one in a while

>look mom i posted it again

Correct! It's fun to put random red circles on pictures!

thanks for the publicity, senpai

i will choose my fate with the clockwork dancer and its goals

of perhaps a moose

>clockwork dancer
I KNOW THAT PORN

I don't... Sauce?

What happened to that update for the Necromancy CYOA?

Hey SDA how's it going? Working on anything interesting?

Secret box when?

>The point is, you can't go all sartre radical choice, "YOU are the one who decides who you hate" on me after only exposing me to negative stereotypes
It was your choice to accept those negative stereotypes as the ultimate, and final, truth on the homosexual populace. You could have chosen to ignore the behavior of this individual, or looked up some gay communities to lurk and learn more about a bit of what the population is like. Moreover, the fact that you recognize he may or may not be playing into negative stereotypes but choose to demonize all homosexuals for that is a conscious choice you made. I have every right to be morally superior to you in that case; you willfully and willingly chose the intellectually and morally degenerate position, whereas I and many others did not.

Lastly: You are, in fact, the only person who gets to decide who you love and hate. You can be persuaded, but the final choice is always yours. The choice to re-affirm that hatred is yours too.

I'm guessing it takes time to make the whole thing /scarabic/.

is there one?
I don't don't think I have one...

>toilet paper babbies talking shit again

When will the diapers ever learn?

Let's get a pantheon in here.
>aetherial

>fertility
>wisdom

>hunting
>creativity
>health

My people are the most legendary of hunters, able to go toe-to-toe with dragons. Men and women will come to my temple to learn all they can, and find out how to apply their knowledge. They will come to rest their bodies to peak condition before a hunt. My blessings will extend to all who grant me power, though it will be no secret that I favor monster hunters.

There is.

Unfortunately I don't have it either.

Here you go.

You can meme all you want but the orange book was objectively the best book of them all: cheap and powerful summons, most enduring forms of immortality, debiliating curses which can be used in traps as well as in battle, and a bunch of companions whose sole purpose is to achieve greatness together with you.

The real babbies are red and purple imo.

Cropping + GIS has some leads that point in the direction of it being League of Legend fanart but I don't have a fucking pinterest account so that's about as hard as I'm going to look for you.

There's depressing lack of CYOAs in this CYOA thread.

Damn, was expecting it to be becoming a monster girl yourself. Oh well, guess I'll have to stick with Apophis or Doppelganger to turn me into a cute girl instead.

Sleep snug, smug.

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None of your shit affects us blue book spooks.

Liber anima master race.

I'll join.

>Aetherial

>Magic
>Death

>Cunning
>Justice
>Trading

The entrance of the Underworld, Heaven or Hell, he who decides is the Master of the Hellish Yard.

The appearance, the age, the race, and the gender, that's all irrelevant. The important thing is that you can pay money. That's all. Your unlife depends on me, so if you want salvation, you better pay up.

Truly, the Final Judgment is mine to make and even the most heinous people can be saved if they pay money, after all: money is the best Lawyer in Hell.

So trick eachother, delude one another, and earn wealth for each Sin commited a payment must be made.

... Or you could live virtuously, but where's the fun in that!