What is the most effective way to take out an enemy that can warp reality to its will?

What is the most effective way to take out an enemy that can warp reality to its will?

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Shoot it in the head from half a mile off, before it even knows you're there.

Trick it into warping itself out of reality.

I assume the being in question is not omniscient

Talk it down.

Trick them

Oppose it with a stronger will.

Strange, unknowable abominations might be nigh on divine, but have faith in the power of human courage! Through strength and heart, you can defeat them!

Baring reality warping powers of your own, convince it to kill/depower itself.

Weaponize banality and paradox.

Drug them. If they can't think, they can't warp reality.

Make it lose it's concentration or do something that makes it feel so incredulous that it's power turns on itself.

Seduce it

The SCP Foundation has a pretty helpful guide on how to do exactly that:

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Hit it with enough force of raw Newtons that it can't bend it properly.
You are only fucked if its shield is a permanent bended space time.
But even then, if you can see it, and you have the tech/magic, the bend isn't at 100%

You convince it it doesn't exist.

Make friends with it. Now you have an ally that can warp reality to its will.

More

Fucking

Dakka

Depends on the level of reality warping. We're assuming omnipotence, but not omniscience.

1) Render it unable to perceive either reality or it's own existence before it realises what is happening. Stab it in the back of the head, blast it's brains out, obliterate it's senses somehow. If it cannot perceive reality, it cannot warp reality. If it's smart, this won't be viable because it will have defences specifically against this.

2) Trick it into using it's power against itself, either to render it powerless, or to destroy it outright.

3) Have a better reality warper on your own side.

You're playing with fire here.

Reailty warper can counter your "more dakka" with "enough dakka", and I doubt you can handle that.

for shame no one said this yet

MORE DAKKA

snipe it from far away with more power than it can handle.

This is concentrated autism.

By fighting it outside of reality

I like you

Would have been a lot better without the entire cringeworthy middle section. Just the opening and the last couple of sentences.

>'Today's subject is reality benders and how to fight them.'
>'Kill the motherfucker before he even knows you're there. You're all certified now. Class dismissed.'

Illusion. A reality bender can bend reality, but they'd need to perceive reality in order to bend it.

For non-magic, Flash Bangs and an immediate follow up with a hail of bullets. Get them off balance, break their control with surprise, and use that opening to cut through whatever defenses they'd otherwise be able to summon.

shit in its coffee, then let it know after the fact.
even if it undoes that reality it still has to face the fact that it in fact at one point ate shit.

Make them want to kill themselves.

Well nigga, how the hell else are you going to know what a Reality Bender attack feels like? You can't simply film that shit without losing people.

Just destroy all of reality so it has nothing left to warp.

Change its will

Depends on a lot of things, especially what you have available and what its limits are, if it has any. You could be shit outta luck in some cases.
1. Wear it down or overwhelm it. This includes using more dakka, hitting it with the moon, applying consistent nukes, etc. Assumes it cannot keep manipulating reality forever.
2. Ambush it or kill it before it can react. Snipe from range, lasers, etc. Assumes it needs to react.
3. Warp reality on your own enough to bypass its warping. Generate an anti-AT field, toss a black hole at it, use illusion magic, etc. Assumes your ability to do so is enough to counter it.
4. Trick it. Induce overconfidence, backstab it, get it to reveal its secrets or weaknesses. Assumes it can be reasoned with.
5. Befriend it. It's not an enemy if it is tour friend! Assumes it can be reasoned with or understood and can understand you.

>Counter with "enough dakka"
GG, it turned the entire universe into boolets.

Can't outsmart bullet.

Reject it's reality and substitute your own.

AdamSavage

Ignore it.

>dick cannon

Sucker punch

Iruel.
Kaworu, Armisael (Failed)
Ramiel (Sort of)
Lilith
Kaworu
Zeruel
Leliel
Samshiel
Adam, in that the Lance is like a giant pile of alien shit.
Shinji
1, Ramiel, 2, Arael, 3, Sahaquiel, 4, Kaworu, 5, Kaworu
Shinji

You act as if anyone is supposed to know what any of this weab shit means.

I would not be surprised if most people here have some basic knowledge of NGE.

Example: The opic, the fact that a few local whackjobs built a system around it, the fact that there are terms spread throughout the thread.

>it thinks this is the objective reality
Time to gain some brouzouf.

Is this list of random names supposed to be relevant to something?

Evangelion angels

Do what you must, for I have already won.

> teleport behind it
> unsheathe katana
> nothin personnel, kid

Trick it into warping reality in such a way that it can no longer self-beneficially warp reality.

Imprison it in the moon

Shot micro-black holes. Let's see who is the better space-time warper.

Snipe it.

With a RAILGUN.

user, if the reality warper creates "enough dakka", he loses. No matter the setting, Orks will be unable to resist the siren call of such an occurrence and, through the use of Orky mass psychic powers and the largest and penultimate WAAAAAGH, the reality warper will be defeated and his "enough dakka" (which is surely an infinite quanitity of dakka, enough that each Orks may have an infinite quantity. Then, the Orks will commence the final and ultimate WAAAGH, which will last for eternity.

Punch it til it dies.

Roll seduction.