If magic does cards, why does roll you can't every time the dice?

If magic does cards, why does roll you can't every time the dice?

Are you having a fucking stroke

Is that some cypher?

man she had some great tits

I don't know, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'd roll her dice if you know what I mean.

But you do.

At least you did, back in '96 when I last played.

I think magic is a pretty cool guy. eh taps cards and doesn't afraid of anything.

When dice magic can't coins, a less than is flip dice. Then card toss the RNG and flipped cards are deck.

Simple as that.

GREAT I'M DYING NOW

English, motherfucker.

What the actual fuck

They underestimated the negative long-term effects of rap music.

>tfw you saw her tits in English class
thank you based Mrs Pierce

>trying to create a new copypasta

They really were the perfect blend between large and round, weren't they?

Wasn't she 15 in that scene?

And I was 15 when I beat one off to her so there s no problem.

You understand what he said, translate it!

This is fucking great

Which is pretty accurate for a portrayal of Juliet

> Tfw your teach skipped the sex scene
I'll have to take your word for it.

An accurate portrayal of Juliet would be a fifteen year old boy.

In the role of a girl playing the role of a boy that's playing the role of a girl.

Well this is new. I can't even come up with a bullshit translation for this one.

LOL at the screenshot.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes, but only on mondays

Me too!
Although she paused it and warned us what was coming.

Because we haven't had an Un-set in a while.

Even to fuck even far as decided you.

>"See how she rests her hand upon her cheek? Oh, if only I were a glove so that i might touch that cheek."

Yes, three of them.

Skooma. Not even once.

Random =/= Funny

Actually a bit old, even.

> this thread

wtf is the topic,i dont understand.

Do you need help? Are you having a stroke?

Theatrical recursion is my favorite type of recursion
>that episode of TNG where good actor Patrick Stewart pretends to be bad actor Picard pretending to be Not Sam Spade
>that episode of Supernatural where Jared and Jensen play Sam and Dean playing Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean
I prefer a Soleil Moon Frye, or Ariel Winter

>meanwhile, in the middle of nofunallowedistan...

Didn't Soleil have one of those boob enlarging disorders?

>defending OP
>defending the idea that random unintelligible shit = funny

Seriously, kill yourself. That'll be the funniest thing you'll ever do.

Yep, gigantomastia

This thread doesn't really need a whole lot to it for it to be an enjoyable thread.

wtf i hate heart attacks now

>It's mad now
fucking kek

>Never saw this in school
>"Oh, come on. Those tits can't be that great..."
>Google "Juliet's tits"
>See the scene where they're exposed

GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY! SHE HAS SOME MARVELOUS CANS!

Anyone have the screenshot of the first version of this kind of thread? I think it was on /tv/

Hot damn, you weren't kidding.