*hiss* may I join your party? I'm a skilled sorcerer, I'm difficult to hit because I'm so small...

*hiss* may I join your party? I'm a skilled sorcerer, I'm difficult to hit because I'm so small, and I can get into small, tight, hard-to-reach places.

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Yes, you may.

If I say yes will you let go?

>ball python
Do you accept payment in snuggles with warm-blooded party members?

>an albino
No freaks allowed

Sure! Can I get a meal every few days too?

D-don't think I'm squeezing you because I like you or anything!

cute snek can join

I'm sorry, but our team isn't allowing cute at the moment. The last cute member was savagely mauled by dire wolves.
In the middle of a city.

Sure. Here, ride in the gorget of my platemail: You get to stay warm and safe, I get buffs and nukes on tap.

No, try again, you don't get to go all the way around; I'm friendly, not stupid.

>I can get into small, tight, hard-to-reach places.

Sorry but we already have a tentacle monster to do that.

I've got a small, tight place you can squeeze into ;3

Only if you can satisfy my magical realm requirements.

I just wanted to give you a hug for being so nice~

Only so long I get to pet you, you adorable serpent.

Snek a cute.

I think one of your spells backfired...

If you don't play nice, you're riding in my haversack next to my javelins and water skin.

Y-you too!

What do you mean? I've always been a snake, ever since I woke up in an empty lab.

Okay, okay! I'll be a good snek :3 one stoneskin, coming right up!

You going to be warm enough? We get up early and this is a temperate zone.
Although maybe we could work something out to help with that..

I guess I could wear an adorable little wool sleeve like that. Just for warmth, n-not because it looks cute or anything!

no

but how magic w/o arms

Still and silent spells.

but how learn spells when can't book

I can read books! I hold them open with my body and turn the pages with my tail.

Its a sorcerer, dont they just naturally have magic?

Sorcerers don't need no darn book learnin'.

Alright, fine. Just keep in mind I'll be using you as a garrotte half the time anyway.
....come to think of it, what bloodline are you anyway?

Bloodline? I'm just a snake, I have snake blood.

What spells do you have prepared?

>preparing spells
>sorcerers

What cut you want form the spoils?

Well, if it can't even tell me it's bloodline, it's likely just a confused wizard.

A warm place to sleep and two rats a week.

Yes, we welcome all noble hearts to our ranks.

I trust we can use you as an emergency rope if things go south?

Yes, coil around my neck. I'll pretend you're my familiar and I'm an evil vizier; won't adventurers be surprised to find I'm a human fighter instead...

>, coil around my neck.

my caduceus is missing a snek, climb on

I hope not, that would hurt! Besides, I'm barely three feet long.

Only if you wear a wizard hat.

Can I tread on you?

Yeah welcome aboard, you can even hitch a ride on my rucksack

Don't u fkin step on me m8 I'll strangl u

Sweet! High Five!

>Detect Alignment

yeah you in homie

here's a blueprint

>True neutral

...

Oh yes, by all meansss, do come along.

Can you coil around my arm so I can pretend to shoot magic out of my hands?
.... I always wanted to be a wizard

*sob*

Sure! Just don't wave me around too much please, it's very disorienting, and you might get hit with a fireball to the face (accidentally, of course.)

>magical snek scarf
Baddies will never see that coming!

>mage hand
You aren't a very good sorcerer, are you?

True Snek

Be cool man, be cool...

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I-I was just testing you!

Sssure thing, little buddy.

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NO

SNAKES ARE SCARY

:3

disregard op, post cute

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Now I want a snek familiar.

Actually, any games out there that support snake PCs? There's ones for rodents, cats and vending machines after all.

Snek Rogue

Shadowrun naga are literally giant magic snakes.

Snek Bard

Giant snakes are easy. Snakes with arms easiest.

>pic
"snuggle"
Yeah, sure... If that's how you want to call it.

Snek wizard are commonly known for understanding complex morality questions, and for making the right choices with their arcane might. Unlike the unwashed predatory berd wizards that can have no sense of right or wrong.

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssup guys

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reed.edu/biology/courses/BIO342/2012_syllabus/2012_WEBSITES/DDPS_Snake_Sociality/mating_ball.html

>True Noodle.

>tfw you will never be a qt snek who lives for cuddles and adventure
why even live

A+ venom sacks

>new Paladin spell: Smite Noodle
>makes it go flop

Just get a pet, m8.

Cute familiars are cute

true

Viper no viping.

OK, so far we've got

A ssssorcerer

A diplomancer

A fighter

A tank

An assassin

A wizard

And a construct

>sanke wanting to join the party
>while I have a rat familiar

do you promise you won't eat him?

Ssssorcerer, diplomancer, fighter, tank, assassin, wizard, and construct. I you majesty King Snekking order you to investigate the tomb of the the great wizard Acerrak!

Don't worry, the cobras will eat the python.

Bird propaganda and nothing more.

Do not believe anything the japanese bird says.

That's an Australian bird, though.

>Woke up early
>Browse Veeky Forums
>Feeling pretty meh
>See this
>HNNNNNNNNNNG

Snek's make for terrible druids as they do not seem to be able to delineate from the noodle shape their god has given them.

sure, there is always room for another whitesnake

Why change what is already perfect after all?

when snakes coil together like that it means they are fucking.

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To balance out all those constrictors: youtube.com/user/viperkeeper

Dice+2d6

Testing

Last time a lady was tricked by a serpent all of humanity was kicked out of paradise. I'll pass.

sauce plz