Reminder that vikings were fucking gay and nothing like their fantasy counterparts

Reminder that vikings were fucking gay and nothing like their fantasy counterparts.

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Warriors of Chaos more like Warriors of Cuckold lol.

>Implying any of the overweight armchair specialists and other ugly spergs playing mighty manly self-inserts will ever bother to care
Where there are people who consider kophesh a good weapon, how can you expect going this far with acknowledgement of reality?

cool story bro

Vikingboos are easily the worst, followed by romanboos.

At least the romans actually contributed something to society at large, rather than just being a pack of water bandits.

butthurt swarthoid detected

and smug faggot idiots like you are worse still

Reminder moors rekt vikings.

reminder you're brown lmao

I guess you don't need a reminder they rekt your mother too, just a look in the mirror

Then why did the Danelaw conquer England?

Prussianboo and Naziboos (who are pretty much teh same) are the worst

Because they use real armies, not just vikings?

>he thinks conquering a bunch of squabbling microstates and failing to finish the job is impressive just because said microstates eventually became a world power
I suppose you think the Mongol conquest of the Russian principalities was an incredible triumph too?

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Why so many retards think vikings are some champions of white race if they raided whites and were defeated by whites? And why would non scandinavians glorify vikings anyway?

Thanks mate. I was going to have some cool not-vikings in my setting, but you sure showed me!

never thought i'd get a chance to post this

wow monks made up the fact that vikings lost? And vikings just went ''oh shit I guess we should stop fighting now, that guy wrote we are dead so let's play along''?

Get a grip delusional fuckwit vikings were shit if not for 19th century norwegian romanticists no one would even remember them.

T. Butthurt Ivan

I think it was an incredible fail of Russian principalities. Big time.

you're so principled
you have all the right opinions
i salute your proper virtue

I want Alfred to leave

>faggy bands of raiders lose against real armies

Is anybody really surprised

yes because said faggy raiders are always shilled as fierce warriors despite the fact that not only they tried to avoid combat but their biggest achievements were actually related to trade. Vikings were sea jews not sea Spartans.

>be viking
>be the child of cucks who were too butthurt to pay taxes and accept Harald Fairhair's attempts to push Norway into a state approaching civilization
>loudly talk about "MUH FREEDOMS" while living in a shithole that barely supports the population and having family-motivated serial murders every other day
>your land of freedums is literally so shitty that during half of the year you have to go abroad and steal shit to make sure that everyone eats
>half of your myths involve your male gods crossdressing or gaying it up

Viking "civilization" is truly a marvel.
We wuz peerless warriors n' shiet.