All this internet drama between regressive and lolbertarian MTG youtubers

>but that's still a retarded thing to get upset about.
people want to play a card game, not tumblr politics

Every other human creature card is a black person or a girl. They get just as much rep as the white boogeyman.

>not tumblr politics

But there aren't any politics in the game. You and your Tumblr boogeyman are the only ones carrying on about that shit.

This article is awful and you should feel bad for exposing it to all of us.

>what we learned

as with most regressive shit stains, they learned nothing but how everything is bad.

>But there aren't any politics in the game.
You're clearly an idiot, missing the point that much.

Author really needs to check his privilege if he can spend all that time writing this article in an expensive New York apartment.

People at my shop come to play magic, if I wanted to discuss politics, national/international news, or the "black planeswalker", no body would care. I wouldn't care if Jace is gay, if his card is relevant and good in a competitive deck, I'll play it. Who gives a shit about lore.

Vorthos players. :^)

>(((Stein)))
/pol/ is always right
Praise KEK.

>That's because these people don't actually play the game
kek. probably went 0-4 at FNM and wrote that article

The best kind of players

>Who came really close to making day two of a Grand Prix on several occasions.
Oh my

>10 white men developed and designed conspiracy
>it's good

So... every set should be designed by 10 white men?

Funny you say that, last fnm was kinda awkward for a bit during the draft because two people were disscusing politics (the state of the minimum wage) and those of us who were there just to play cards all tried to tune it out. for bonus points the people arguing were a young black woman and a young Indian man.

>two people were disscusing politics (the state of the minimum wage)
>a young black woman and a young Indian man

AETHER REVOLT CONFIRMED

It's good because its a secondary product and therefore the game designers have more freedom to make interesting and complicated mechanics. a lot of recent sets have suffered from being toned down to be easy to explain to newbies.

>arguably

I'm sorry, but I'm being lead to believe we need to take the race and sex of the designers into account, and the verdict seems to be that we need more white men designing these sets.

God, if only more white men played magic, then we could really expand and improve the game.

Portland is full of homeless self-identified minority trannies. Seattle is full of hipster coffee drinkers with a $15/hr min wage.

It's hard to tell which is worse.

the Indian guy was against raising it since he owned his own construction and landscaping bushiness and the black woman was for it, mostly on principal since she was a student. both made excellent points but id rather talk about cards when drafting.

>conversation at our last FNM draft devolved into Brexit discussion

Why do neckbeards care about this? Does this affect the speculator cabal's Euro sales?

It's been on the news a lot, so neckbeards like to bring it up in a desperate attempt to look informed on foreign affairs.

I find the whole brexit thing really interesting, but I don't really have friends I can talk to about it.

I have to actively stop myself from bringing it up at work because I know no one else there gives a shit since we're American blue collar workers.

>transgender khan.
Mtg is retarded

>It's a manufactured controversy episode
Shit, nowadays there's nothing new on TV

Dear America.
Can you kill all SJW, 3rs wave feminist and neo-liberals? they're leaking into the rest of countries.
Thank you, your neighbours, the rest of the world.

Lol, all of europe is way to the left of the US, that's why your union is breaking apart and you're within 10 years of murdering each other like you've always done since the dawn of time.

My LGS had to raise event prices as a result of the vote. It does have an effect.

Your LGS is playing you for fucking fools user.

fucking lol

americans have no idea what europe is like.

they somehow imagine it is an entire continent of foppish parisian faggots sipping espresso and reading paperbacks in sidewalk cafes.

its like if Europeans genuinely believed all of america was like san fransisco

user, we're breaking apart because every country is turning into nationalist ultra conservative, that's literally the opposite of left.

this is true.

nope
the most you'll hear about internet drama at my LGS is the occasional 'triggered' joke, and people largely don't give a shit what feminists on the internet are saying unless it's to mock something exceptionally stupid

overall, there really aren't any discussions about anything on the far right or left - people there tend to talk more about games than anything. brexit was little more than a passing word on who voted what, for instance.

as far as conspiracy 2 goes, most of us who play magic are pretty excited for it - hell, one of my friends was going to drop magic outright before i told him about it, and we're likely going to set up a draft pretty much the moment it's out.
emn on the other hand had all the impact of a damp noodle and the countertop box for it is still filled with boosters. ema was only really relevant or discussed because the boosters for that were priced at like, £11 instead of the usual ~£3

hahaha, you're getting fucking scammed, mate

I thought Europeans thought Americans were all gun toting cowboys with fat wives and ugly children.

as an outside observer, people frequently do think all of america is like NYC or texas

But it is in response to massive leftist policies. People see the failure the left has wrought in Europe and want to be successful again.

"Wet streets cause rain" and all that.

I'd say they're both half right.

It's like saying Australia is full of shitposters. you're not exactly wrong.

>My LGS had to raise event prices as a result of the vote.
Your LGS is scamming you. I bet they raise FNM to £10 if Trump is elected. :^)

Australia is full 3ft flying spiders

You spout all that, but the guy is right.
European politics are far more left than America, and Britain along with Germany are screaming back towards their old, warmongering ways the moment their far left politics were put to the test.
We think the French and Italians sip expresso all day. The benefits of being American is that we can learn how your culture REALLY is, if we feel like it.

More like Cispiracy.

>murricans being in any position to call somebody 'warmongering'
s h a r t
i n
m a r t

The best card site in Europe uses euros, so I've put off buying stuff from MKM during the crash the pound had after brexit

>started WW 1 and 2
>hasn't known peace on the continent since the Romans
Fuck off, eurotrash. Americans don't deny being warmongers and openly love their guns and violence. At least we are honest.

>the crash that lasted literally a day before rebounding better than it was before Brexit

>Says the guy who in the span of 200 years had a conflict with literally every country in the world, even his own.

Are you blaming someone for events they weren't apart of?

Detected the cuck who apologizes for slavery.

>>started WW 1 and 2
does your LGS have a designated shitting aisle?

>Cis-piracy

"Arrgh matey, I'll be taking yer assigned gender as me own now!"

To be honest, Europe hasn't been in with themselves in 70 years, and only fought in conflicts because USA told them to. So makes sense that the last generations consider themselves less beligerant than America, who has been in several conflicts just in the last decade.

People should be sad for slavery, but never apologize for something they didn't do. It's funny blacks forget they were also slavers, and far more inhumane than whities with their slaves.

Trump is so going to win

>the Roman Empire
>anything resembling peace and stability

With the possible exception of the reign of Augustus, choose one and only one.

>Pre Brexit
> 1.40
> Now
> 1.17

>Says the guy whose nation hand a weighty hand in literally every major problem faced by the world today
Who turned the middle east into a shithole?
Who created Israel?
Who set up Mao to gain dominance?
Where is Russia?
Why is the entirety of Africa a hellhole?
Where did Americans stem from?
Europe is to blame for literally everything wrong in the world. Kill yourself, and take some of your countrymen with you.

>5 mins to read

What is this bullshit. My ebooks have been doing the same. 19 mins left in chapter. I hope I never reach a point in life where that is a useful feature.

Remind me who started 2 world wars?

>(((Stein)))

>tfw still worth more than the dollar

some faggot fucking krauts who've still started less recent wars than you

>kraut apologist

I don't understand these people who obsess over politics. I'm a fascist and I literally never mention it in public unless someone explicitly asks my beliefs.

>Who turned the middle east into a shithole?
USA in fact
>Who created Israel?
Also USA

>this thread has 72 replies

...boi

>blaming Germany for ww1

Now who's historically ignorant?

Oooh, sorry! The correct answer was 'The United Kingdom,' but thanks for playing!

Actually, son, European colonization is to blame for the first, and Israel was Britain's idea.
Thanks for playing.

>UK
>Europe
Nice

>[there is] transgender khan
There WAS a tranny khan.
Get fucked.
t. Kolaghan.

>>Who created Israel?
>Also USA
While it is true that the USA was the deciding vote, it was the cucks in the EU who wanted it.

Get with the times, Europe is either a whole country or several depending what fits our narrative, and if only one of those countries (even those who never were in the EU or never were fully in it) does something, you all do that something by association.

amerifats can't distinguish between countries that aren't their own

The UK is part of Europe, yes. Are you historically AND geographically ignorant?

What does "t." Mean?

Short for terveisin which is "regards" in Finnish, how you'd write at the end of an informal letter or email.

I really couldn't give a shit what the gender or race of a card is. If they want to design cards for a wider audience I'm all for it. It doesn't change the actual gameplay and nobody actually gives a shit if your 2/3 flier is the correct shade of skin so seriously, who the fuck cares? Besides WotC for the diversity points of course.

Stupid Euro shit.
Also this

Mhmm.... no?
UK is albion, like spain and italy are africa.

Only true europe is us, the aryan übermensch germanics.

>We have to pander to groups of people that don't even buy the product we sell
Man, in what times we live in.

I don't need an army. I need ten white men.

>all of europe is way to the left of the US
user's talking about left wing identity politics, not actually socialist economic policies. The US basically doesn't have the latter, which might actually be why it's the world leader in the former to compensate.

I don't care this game has drawings of trasgenders, 404genders, agenders, furrygenders, phitogenders, 1/4Asian1/4Black1/4Caucasian1/4Xenomorph, etc, I don't care. My problem is when this cunts (including wotc who should be impartial) go with "it was about time [insert whatever you like] appeared in this your a fucking white male ridden game, you fucking racist, sexixt homophobic and transphobic pigs, make space, we're here to stay, deal with it" and the like.

>>tfw still worth more than the dollar

Do you have any clue how currency works?

>a transgender khan.

There were some laughs about the fact I decided to play Alesha EDH while myself being trans, but it was good natured. Just the sort of thing where a few friends were like "Oh, of course you'd be playing that!", you know.

Australian here, I've never seen a flying spider taller than two and a half feet, ergo you're full of shit.

Go pick a fight with a Cassowary

That sounds like exactly the sort of thing that a 3ft Flying Spider would post.

>implying a 3ft flying spider would associate with 2.5ft spiderlets anyway

>Who came really close to making Day Two of a Grand Prix on multiple occasions
How bad do you have to be that you don't even make it to day 2