The innkeeper hires your party to kill the giant mice in the basement

Sapient.

>grimmace
>tell them to leave
>ignore their plot hook sob story
>threaten them to leave
>look DM in the eyes tell them to leave with dice in hand
>roll to murderhobo
don't actually murderhobo
the fully weeb DM who would throw out this kind of hook is the full autistic dm who would stay salty for literal years

Yes.
Chaotic Good, some leaning towards neutral good or chaotic neutral.
Scrounging supplies from the inn above, but never so much thievery as to truly imperil the inn.
They do not.

Kill most of them, but take some alive for experimentation, along with the cadavers of the rest.

Hey guess what
Fucking ratlings accepted by the imperium
so your facist porn rhetoric doesn't even fucking make sense here

I kill them anyway.

Though my previous character would have the innkeeper arrested for solicitation of murder, so it's not always Edgeville around here.

Bring Wood and Oil...

I'll try to convince them and the innkeeper to make a deal: the mice will be allowed to live, but they'll have to work for it
If they refuse - kick them out

If they're redwall mice like pic related I ask the DM why he didn't have them as an option for character creation.
If they're anime boys and girls with mouse ears stapled to their heads I still ask the same thing.

>facist porn
Cant tell if joking or genuinely retarded

Murderporn is worse than furry porn.

> party is LE ragtag mercenary company

We enslave them , sell the boys to nobles and keep the chicks for our brothels.

You're not the OP.

>What does your party do?
Kill the giant mice in the basement

When you have a setting where your character has a gun that was made on a planet entirely devoted to making those guns by stunted slaves who have their eyes gouged out at birth and learn to machine gun parts in the dark, and are made to scream "praise to the Emperor" over and over as they are savagely beaten daily for the slightest mistakes, who eat only the powdered remains of dead fellow gunsmiths, and whose last act is the privilege of being pistol-whipped to death by one of the guns they made because the ammo is too expensive to waste on them, and then the gun is consecrated to the Emprah with their blood?

You're playing fascism porn.

but what If I like the space communists?

I may not be the person you're responding to, but god am I erect right now.

Make them move, maybe help build their own basement somewhere. If they don't cooperate, RIP AND TEAR, our resident edgebaron will add their ears to his necklace

Finally, a chance to slay the living!

I did this in my game but instead of cute mouse boys and mouse girls it was basically a Russian immigrant family (father, mother, teen son and infant daughter) with the surname of Frisby looking for a place to live. The party Shanghai ed them and made them work on their ship.

ew.

exterminatus on this faggot

>Not asking for their ID and sentencing them to the their just sentence according to the Lich Commander Judge General King Bolvar 's orders
>Which is also execution.

>Finding a group of beastmen honest work so they can be productive members of society.
How positively divine.

youtube.com/watch?v=zujD2KQffRE

kill the inn keeper

They're great as long as the DM doesn't make them annoying. Super comfy, but I never really play as them.

I kill them like I was hired to do.
Fucking fag.

>If they're redwall mice like pic related I ask the DM why he didn't have them as an option for character creation.
This.
If you have fucking redwall mice in your game, they better be a fucking character option.

I have to ask why the innkeeper wants them dead if all they're really doing is living in the basement and aren't really hostile.

...

Rag on the OP for having shit taste
If you're going to be a furfag, don't half ass it with this weeaboo shit, go full anthro

Why are they called mouseboys and mousegirls? Are they human mutants?

If they're an actual species they should have a name. Or be referred to as mousepeople if you're being derogatory or just teasing.

Ratlings are halflings, faggot.

>getting PAID to kill furries
What's the problem here, exactly?

Well anony my good fellow, some people think killing sapiens is wrong.

Silly, I know.

Beat them to near death
Once they are on their last leg and clearly overpowered, extort them for their lifes
If they have nothing valuable/sidequest/discretionary plot hook, kill and loot.
Then take bribe (or kill if someone has evil alignment) and force them out of the place, or follow them/ their instructions in case of sidequest

>Dwarf Paladin tries to reach a compromise between the mice and the inkeeper.
>Half-Elf Rogue tries to dick over the proceedings, or rob both parties blind.
>Wood Elf Ranger probably does something stupid, like setting a part of the tavern on fire by accident.
>Half-Elf Draconic Sorcerer attempts to acquire the "mice" as a new set of slaves, since he hasn't had any since fleeing Roma. Also stirs up shit with the Rogue, if bored or sober enough.
>NPC Minotaur drinks and wonders where he'll be able to find a decent labyrinth to get away from these maniacs.
>Shit goes downhill if it's a Full Moon, though. Rogue goes full AWOOO AND TEAR on everything, while Sorcerer laughs from safe place.

A reminder that animal ears and a tail stapled to a human =/= furry.

This is a ratling you bumbling tard. That's not a furry it's a abhuman. Seems like when you heard "rat" you assumed it was some humanoid rat person. But no, they're just little people.

Is that Hugh Jackman?

>user has no group either to play or GM for
>he instead goes on Veeky Forums and thinks up absurd hypothetical scenarios that never happen in actual groups just so he can get responses and feel like he plays D&D in some small way

How would you react Veeky Forums?

>If they are sentient and their culture understands property, we explain they are trespassing and the owner wants them gone

spoopy

If it walks like a duck, and makes noises like a duck, it's probably not a goose.

If they're like pic related, I slay them with my penis

I yell a battlecry as a prayer to the one-true God-King, Bellophant, and charge to remove the filthy beastmen from human lands.