How do we stop the waifuing of eldritch horrors? Also why do people WANT them?

How do we stop the waifuing of eldritch horrors? Also why do people WANT them?

They might as well be turned into something interesting. Plus Lovecraft was a huge racist so he'd be pissed and that's hilarious.

Who's the middle one? I don't recognize her

She's the necronomicon from Demon's Bane.

>Also why do people WANT them?
There's two pieces of wisdom coming from men greater than myself that explain this nicely.
"The appeal of monstergirl is that the monster is no the outside."
"My dick has lead me to places I wouldn't go with a gun."

You don't think they're cute?

That is a guy.

Did you forget where we are?

so?

Al-Azif from Demonbane, a series about lovecraftian monsters, giant robots, and lovecraftian monsters who are giant robots.

>implying one can stop waifus permanently

The only winning move is to destroy the libido of everyone in the world.

I would be fine with that. Sexual desire and emotions are rather annoying.

>why do people WANT them?
As sex becomes ever more accessible, so too does it become ever more banal, and thus less appealing. To compensate, sexually indulgent societies resort more and more to extreme fetishes, like BDSM, scat, etc. Eldritch horrors provide an exceptionally exotic sexual experience, and the danger and disgust usually associated with them only accentuates their allure to the modern libido desensitized by excessive libertinism.

What we need is a return to propriety and decency in public morals. No more of this celebrating and indulging any and every sexual proclivity.

>unfunny shits

Get out.

You first mate

Why do you care? Is someone forcing you to participate in their eldritch horror fantasies?

>trying to force more unfunny shit
Really, fuck off and stay out.

it's funny in that i guess its supposed to be a Call of Cthulhu reference anime.

then it runs like a harem anime.

dropped.

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>To compensate, sexually indulgent societies resort more and more to extreme fetishes
You know I've always heard about this ridiculous escalation but I haven't really experienced it in the past 20 years of depraved internet pornography.
Yes I've dived into the weird and the illegal now and then out of curiosity and taboo but at the same time I still get off to very usual, vanilla things with regularity even now.

Been here for a long time buddy. There was at least a full year where the joke was Veeky Forums stood for /t/otally/g/ay.

Hell Veeky Forums is the place I discovered I was into traps

Its not forcing a joke when its just pointing out the truth

This explains the Eldar.

I've been here for a lot longer apparently, and the joke was /touhou games/ alongside a lot of others.

Now, stop being unfunny shits and develop a sense of humor, or just stick to /b/ with your 'traps lol' spam.

The question is, would you have ever considered looking at the weird esoteric shit, or even thought someone might consider such things sexy, if it weren't for the incredibly easy access to it?

I know I considered myself very vanilla until being exposed to every kind of porn every day here gave me the idea to look up some weirder shit to see what the fuss was about.

I can still get off to vanilla, but if I want a quick wank it usually has to be something a bit better more extreme than, say, x-art or the like.

fuck off with this attacking your fellow anons.
you're the real shit around here

Maybe if they developed a new routine, I'd think about it, but they seem really committed to repeating the same unfunny jokes forever.

Can't speak to your 'how', but here's my thought on 'why'. See, this shit didn't come along until it was in Animu. Based on everything I've heard, life in Japan is so bleak and soul-crushing that suffering horribly for something resembling happiness with an eldritch abomination you'll never truly understand and who will never truly understand humanity or you would be immensely preferable to being a salaryman.

...Does this user seriously believe that traps are an attempt at a forced meme or something?

Because man has always wanted to waifu all the things.

That first one was me, OP. Not the user you are looking for.

So men are full of love to give? I thought women where the loving ones?

Annoyance is an emotion.

Apologies, was just following the logical reply progression.

And we have always wanted to fuck everything. it's how we manifest destiny. There's a hfy screencap somewhere about it.

Let it be known that there is no corner of the cosmos that will not know of humanity's dick sooner or later.

You know in my general experience, the uptight and generally socially conservative societies like Japan and America are the ones with the more prominent fetish groups.

Aye, banning things only drives demand higher. Just look at Prohibition.

But they are cute white girls, why would that make a racist angry?

People think ALL of his Abominations represented other races. So in their minds he would be mad about "niggers, spics, chincs, etc" being turned into White Girls.

People also think he was especially racist for his time, when he was reasonably normal for the time period.

Did someone say 'eldritch waifu'?

>when he was reasonably normal for the time period.
He's the epitome of Veeky Forums.

Although stories of him forced to wear a dress during most of his childhood are probably apocryphal.

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Every description of how a Japanese salary man lives sounds better than the lives of me and most of my friends. The Japanese are weak.

Kids of both genders wore dresses at that time. It was considered normal

this

That's the counterclaim, sure. You did bother to read the spoiler before replying, right?

That was just his first attempt to set up his New Deal in American society. It didn't catch on.

Yes, and?

You can't.

Because xenophilia.

Except, people in Western countries are fucking less often than ever. To the point where it's become a political problem.

Different user here. I have had sex before (with a party girl from college and one of my mom's attractive friends). Both times were a huge let down, wasn't nearly as great as hyped up to be. Hell, porn is more convenient and has less drama.

Tried dating and shit but I find women to either be boring, crazy, or disgusting. I don't even have that high of standards.

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An EXTRENELY SIMPLE solution OP, you go back to /a/ and never return to Veeky Forums. Deal OP? Deal! Good, now get lost!

You really can't. See, here's the thing. Xenophilia is a thing, and people have already overcome a LOT of what made Eldritch Abominations in the Lovecraft mold terrifying. So you're left with nothing but especially powerful alien beings, and a people who are sexually curious about alien beings.

The math from there is not terribly hard. .

Are you implying they aren't?

all autistic people who read that died on the spot

The difference is that the eldritch horrors are usually superior to humans in most measurable ways, so in racial terms it would be a step up.

Maybe you're just gay.

Alan Moore had an idea that it's all just sex, and that half of his descriptions are just his sexual repression coming out.
The man was extremely shy and awkward, and raised in a very cultured, isolated family surrounded by hicks and fishermen. He would have made a great user.

Men can give love their whole lives

Women only have a short window and it's bad to do it for the five or so years on each end

Differnt user same situation, thought I was gay but the only thing gay porn does for me is make me realize that gay porn really loves it's condom usage. Couldn't even get a chubby.

That said I think dating is universally unappealing after college when other people talk about it. Think everyone knows it's just a long drawn out ritual of boring talk over non offensive food and going to see a random shitty movie before it's a dice roll if you're going to have sex or not. I wonder in a few years when the hookup generation is out of college will the concept of dating just disappear.

>hfy

Wow, you really need to stop posting.

Large swaths of German fetish porn largely discount that experience.

I heard that he was a big fan of parody.

>That said I think dating is universally unappealing after college when other people talk about it. Think everyone knows it's just a long drawn out ritual of boring talk over non offensive food and going to see a random shitty movie before it's a dice roll if you're going to have sex or not. I wonder in a few years when the hookup generation is out of college will the concept of dating just disappear.

I miss times before consumerism when people just met and decided they liked each-other. When the other sex wasn't just goods that can be reviewed and scrutinized.
If you're old enough to remember the 00s (or the 90s), you probably remember how easier it was to meet new people back then. Now you're just a picture on someone's phone.

Wew I think you need to put the phone down and get to class lad.

The real question is why anyone would waifu an eldritch horror like Al when there's a clearly superior grimoire to waifu.

People aren't fucking less often, they're having fewer babies. Between contraception, abortion, and non-coital sex, there's a lot of space for fucking without making babies.

Nah, brah. All of Sweden has the same fetish and they're liberal as fuck.

They're all cucks.

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I thought summer was over

More like necronololicon, amiright?

Nay, tried gay porn it was just wierd and did nothing for me.

Don't turn them into little girls, keep them as horrifying monsters that defy description. Bam, problem solved.

>I look and mostly act like a young girl, but am actually a horrifying monster
>interesting

It was done well at least once. Educate yourself.

He dropped the racist thing when he grew older, though.

>He dropped the racist thing when he grew poorer
There, fixed it.

>> not wanting to have something terrifying and powerful birth your offspring

Yeah back when people had sex too. There's still teenage sex going on but it's more they try it out and find that it's too much trouble. Fuck we have the highest rate of male virgins now too when you just need to put an add on some random social media site and can get a girl to suck your dick.

He did hold back on his racism due to poverty exactly once. By marrying rich Jew.

What is this from and who is this?