ITT: We create a setting spontaneously without using any guides or prefabs...

Medieval Cold War between four factions (three massive kingdoms with large spheres of influence and the church) with lots of proxy wars and mercenaries, guerrilla fighters, rebels and citizens getting caught in between the outright warfare and more covert spying.

Not only do they fight for ancient technology caches (and possibly more giant fucking robots) but also control over the gates

All the inhabitants of the realm have assholes for mouths and communicate telepathically.

Due to some strange sort of technology wiping event, all of the old-world technology can only be re-ignited and used through a sort of magic.

All shitty scat and piss fetish material is ignored :^

*:^)

Not talking about world, it occurs to me that about half of the people are putting in cool ideas, the others are just twats who want to say ridiculous shit that isn't even funny.

Magic that can only be cast by fart chants

The species you play as went extinct years ago, and you're all replicas originally made for "domestic" purposes, and the dying species last act was to mass install free will in a sad attempt to preserve their culture.

I agree with your ASSessment.

See

Fantasy monsters such as goblins, dragons, etc. have started leaking from an unknown world gate and causing havoc.

You can't de-canonize past posts. Thats the rule of these threads.

One of the kingdoms is a British Empire type empire that bases its ideology on bloodlines and nobility, another is a USA based nation that champions freedom, democracy and liberty while at the same time covertly doing everything in their power to undermine it in countries that would become hostile to them and the third is a USSR style nation but obviously more competent

I don't see that rule in the OP friendo :^)

Anti-magical realm rule cannot be decanonized

>Lesbian PCs are banned because any woman who lusts for another woman turns into a tentacle demon and goes on a berserk rampage.

In that case I de-canonize all your posts

:)

see Another user beat you ;)
xoxo

Elves are really smug in their small forest kingdom, being so good at magic and being long lived and physically superior and having low birth rates but they're aware that humans are the ones that really run the show and under all that smug is pure terror that their bluffs will be called and they will be wiped from the face of the Earth

Only the elf elders are aware of their precarious position and all the other elves (including the royalty) are fed BS lies about elven superiority and how backwards everyone else is and no one finds out that they are lies and starts mass panic because most elves never leave their kingdom

What about gay PCs?

uncontrollable flatulence. this cannot be decanonized times infinity retroactively forever.

It's been preemptively decanonized by this user Just give up shitposter

The world portals open at random times for a random duration (some could open for years before suddenly closing for a century and others could open for a few minutes everyday, etc.) and there aren't any reliable ways to control this (yet)

>haha fart and poop and pee and butts xD
I want underage to leave

no, I made it retroactively canon. which means that shitpost doesn't invalidate my worldbuilding.
Also, farting is neitehr a scat nor piss fetish, so even if we are taking it at face value it doesn; even apply to what I said.
retard

>Implying that you do not regularly shart in mart

>that shitpost doesn't invalidate my worldbuilding.
But user, your post is the shitpost. Anyway, your fart fetish is partially covered by the scat rule and fully covered by the magical realm clause of this post

Go scarf down barf, dumb Brit.

each portal has an indestructible tollbooth that each houses a truly immortal entity, and nobody could get past without the entity's approval

>But user, your post is the shitpost.
no, I was doing what the thread was about: Building a setting. while that post was doing the exact opposite: trying to stop others and tear down what was already established
You are fucking stupid

You aren't building a setting, you are posting "le randumb wacky poop and fart posts xD" to get upvotes on /r/Veeky Forums and contributing nothing of value

fart jokes are not "Le random" they are literally the most ancient form of humor known to man and you need to respect them as such, you fucking millennial hipster retard

Thanks for confirming that you are just a shitposter

>Thanks for confirming that you are just a shitposter
Thanks for confirming that you are just a shitposter

The factions barely have any mecha, with all of them having 3 or 4 max

The mechs have big pauldrons and capes

The mecha cockpit is positioned where a penis would be a la Zone of the Enders

There are long, winged snakes which fly in packs and hunt birds.

Each mech has a unique special move

Can we get a summary post?

Also

>Angels are likewise giant machines as symbols of order.
>Demons are fully organic and have no set shape, symbolic of chaos
>Devils are also machines, since they are highly stratified evil.

This all sounds awfully familiar
docs.google.com/document/d/1EobibBRD89AUTIVIi54pkFPadJMQUKC05ykFAJxuXug/edit?usp=drive_web

The portals are in set locations in each plane, of which there are ten, set in great circular gates. These gates are old world technology, and the attendant guardian is new world magic.

Whether these Worldgates lead to worlds within the same universe or to worlds in adjacent universes noone is sure.

Angels want to wipe just hummanity out for unknown reasons.

Demons want to wipe out all life because that's all they know.

Devils want to wipe out all life save hummanity for unknown, probably malicious, reasons.

The human mechs are named after famous swords (Excalibur, Durandal, etc.) even though the history behind the names has been forgotten.

Eldritch horrors from beyond the cosmos that are somehow related to what wiped out the advanced civilization are starting to show up (ignore the robot and the size comparisons, this is just to get an idea of what I mean)

Here you go
pastebin.com/gq8cKcTS

Despite the various threats, humanity remains ununited and in a state of Cold War because the various factions are convinced that if push comes to shove, they could destroy any and all threats

>Dogs are best.

Orcish Mech are named after minerals, like Malachite, Kinoite, Amethyst etc..

Elven mech are named after weather patterns, Sundowner, Tsunami, Blizzard, etc...

Dwarven mech types are named after booze, Lager, Absinthe, Vodka, etc

Orcs are noble barbarian types who live in the snowy northern wastes.

Elves live in a small thick forest in the center.

Dwarves live inside cities carved inside of the massive mountain ranges to the south.

The seas are home to many giant sea monsters

Man, Elf, Orc, and Dwarf are the dominant races, each a proud race with many mechs to their name.

However, each major race has vassal, or in some cases slave, races that pay fealty to the main races.

Hobbits, Lizardmen, and Birdmen are the major vassal races of human kingdoms, their treatment is fairer than that which they would receive from the other races.

Trolls, Ogres, and the undead ghouls are all bound in servitude to the Orcish realms. It appears as slavery to outsiders, but they are treated as fairly as any Orc in that those who Work, Eat. Every citizen is expected to earn their keep and fufil their duty to state and community.

The elves lord over Satyrs, Nereids, and the Lycans, in more of an effort to preserve their collective dying races.

The dwarves share their mountains with their faithful allies, the staunch Dogmen (think Hound Archons), Giants, and Ents. Their allies often joke at the Dwarves hight, being the shortest of the allied races, but of all allied races theirs is the healthiest

Just gonna point put that you're contradicting earlier lore that says that the three major human factions and church are the major powers in the world and everyone else is caught between them. This is some good stuff though, don't get me wrong.

Also forgot the mechs are so rare that every major faction has 3 or 4 mechs maximum lore post.

All Dwarves has Boston accents.

The elves are all agender xerselves

Somewhere, there is an artifact "Deus ex machina" that looks like a steampunk orb and can rewrite the world it's in. However, it's nigh impossible to find; needs souls of a great warrior, archmage, mighty psyker to work; changes will be corrupted in a random way (watch your wording).

That doesn't really contradict, though. The churches and factions only affect the humans. The Humans could still be overall topdog, but these are the major alliances of the lesser races from most powerful to least. Perhaps the humans would have more vassal races.

That's kinda ridiculous. 3-4 roboknights for TEN WHOLE WORLDS?

I would say five eight per world is more reasonable.

So like...50-80 at most? Which is not a lot considering the scale of this setting, and leaves a lot of room for personalization.

YES.

Because they are plant based.

Infact, all nonhuman races are just genetic offshoots of humanity, or the result of ancient genetic engineering. Not that the fact is widely known, mind you.

Elven mech known as Sundowner is feared among all nations. It is quote "fucking invincible"

Eat the flesh of your own species or people will turn you into mutants

Uh... what?

>Eating*
Sorry if it confused you

All spiders have their niche filled by crabs

There is an elemental plane for cactuses, it's open to the public

But nobody visits because cactuses are very agressive.

All elves have a thick cajun accent

All orcs have German accents.

Giants have a natural talent for music, song and dance.

Goblins are always Chaotic Evil Mad Max style bandits

There are rumors of an armored human man who goes around killing entire goblin settlements who is only known as Goblin Slayer

An adventurer's guild exists and its fast growing wealth, power and influence is starting to make it a rival to the church.

Amongst the portal worlds, one dark corner is a nest of ravenous pedophile changelings.

Getting to world to world is a massive cluster fuck.

Lets say you live on world A, and you want to get to World B. You have to go through the Gate at World A, granting that its one of the few gates that is open 24/7, as opposed to seasonal rifts or at random, and the guardian lets you pass. Then you pass into World C, which has a Gate leading to World J, which has a Gate leading to D which opens up into B.

Wanna get home? Gotta go through B which dumps out at E which leads to H which goes back to A.

Now keep in mind this is very simplified. There are some worlds that can only be accessed by chance, and many gates open randomly and stay open for indeterminate amounts of time, from a few seconds to years at a time. There are four portals that are always open at any given time however, with similiar durations of activation.

Depending on what faction they choose, the PCs have different origins

not-USA: Delta force operatives
not-GB: Colonial troops
not-USSR: Secret police

>they only ever get to watch the real elites fucking shit up in their mechs and never get to do it themselves

Bump

They are exterminated on site for the crime of existing and perverting the humanoid form with baseless animals, as such hunters are often trained to hunt more dangerous game by going after the younger generations and slaughtering them leaving the carcasses to rot.

Edgy

People who exterminate beastfolk on sight are an extremist minority of the church and the peaceful majority of worshippers shouldn't be judged by the actions of a couple of radicals

Angels and Devils are actually ancient, post-singularity AI warminds composed of the electronic brains of hundreds of people. The ancient calamity that struck the Ten Worlds is still fresh in their minds, and they veiw the remnants of humanity, gene altered descendants of organic androids to be their last remaining mistake. To destroy them is to repent for their past sins.

Devils are the similiar, but are purely mechanical AI based of off famous and hugely influential historical figures. They see this flase humanity as a means to rebuild their society, with them as the tyrants to guide them, preventing the mistakes that saw the old world to ruin in the first place.

Demons are genebred Kaiju made during the cataclysm to battle the...things...that where conjured forth from the first activations of the portals. However they where nigh impossible to control in the long run and where cast into the sea, the void, or trapped in Ice, stone, or ancient prisons

...

OH MY GOD, THE FIRE NEVER STOPS!

The planet is reversed.

>Outer layer of the planet is rock, under the surface is a world where the water is in the sky and the core is lit brightly from the sun's rays reflecting off it.
>Gravity is reversed, pushing instead of pulling, causing humans to live against the edge of the outer crust.

Flying boats collect fish from the water, it never rains, instead evaporating water leaves the ground wet in the mornings. Humidity is a constant 80% and life adapted to it.

>Dwarves live in the outer layer if earth. Populating the outside of the planet.
>Elves are aquatic, and live between the water and the core. Between the core is a secondary layer of earth which has reversed gravity to the other denizens of the planet. Causing them to have proper beaches

None of the races knows the others exist.

>there are designated shitting streets in every city

The guardian for the portal to cactiplane keeps making up tourist brochures, in hopes of people visiting - you see, they're really, really bored and lonely out there guarding the portal, and the cacti are just too aggressive.

I hope people are actually reading the previous lore tidbits before adding their own

They resemble butts because they are organic orifices created by a long dead race with the ability to manipulate biological material.

Well considering half of it is literal shitposting, not really.

There is an elemental plane of caves and rock. This plane is also home to forgotten stone golems, goblins and drow elves