You are on a quest with the waifu you got from hard work...

You are on a quest with the waifu you got from hard work, when the greatest warrior in the quest's world slaps your waifu's ass.

What do you do?

...doesn't Lu-Bu have his own smoking hot, empire-destroying waifu of his own?

Slap Lu-Bu's ass.

I think her name is Red Hair

Pursue sexually

Accept the inevitable as I'm sent flying by the sonic shockwave of Lu Bu smacking my waifu's ass.

The cheating slut.

I assemble the greatest team of lawyers in the quest's world to incarcerate his hand.

only his hand.

Ask mai waifu why is she slapping her own ass all of a sudden.

Let's see YOU say no to Guan Yu.

>the greatest warrior in the quest's world slaps your waifu's ass

So that would be my character.

I tell him to back the fuck off!?!

>>You are on a quest with the waifu you got from hard work, when the greatest warrior in the quest's world slaps your waifu's ass.
>>What do you do?
>I am the greatest warrior in the setting

... Slap it again?

DO NOT PURSUE

You're right, that lusty mane of his really gets me going too.

So I slap my waifu's ass, so what?

So, I get that you think this is true, but you aint no lu-bu motherfucker

Forcecage. Cloudkill. Animate his corpse and make it apologize to her.

Wait for his inevitable betrayal, laugh at his execution, piss on the grave.

Fuck him to assert dominance.

Flood his city.