Summon demons to play games with you

>summon demons to play games with you

Would you?

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Of course.

>Oi, Bifrons, get your ass up here, we've still got a lich to destroy! FUCK YOUR OTHER APPOINTMENTS, I'll kick that weedy little summoner's ass! Fucking Malphas always shows up on time.

If they were big tit demon sluts, why not? I'm sure nothing could go wrong

Someone, somewhere, is trying that right now.
the only demon they'll summon is disappointment.

I would summon succubi to rape me with their feminine penises, then play some pink mohawk Shadowrun in the post-orgasmic glow.

Assuming they're Cestree levels of hot, perky and enthusiastic? Of course.

No? I'd rather summon devils. Demons would just be chaotic randumbs out to ruin the game.

>playing with rules lawyers
I'd rather just let whatever I summon eat me.

Sure!

Would YOU?

>Can we go back to Hell?

You can always rule zero. However, why couldn't I summon celestials to play with?

>game? Sorry, I've got a heroin addict who keeps praying to me for strength to beat their addiction, and they really need me right now. Y'know how these things go, I'm glad you understand, sorry

Is there anything less evil to summon? Evil is usually unpleasant.

I'd play chess with an eldritch horror.

>UItybfunuiubtx for the last time this is human chess, not 8thD chess. Can you please stop negaporting my pawns into the timestream?

as long as it's a succubus and I get to bang them as well I don't see why not.

That's funny, because Eldritch Horrors play chess with you.

sauce

So you're coming with another player? Why, of course, I don't mind.

But user... it's actually not porn.

Nope. Demon summoning ALWAYS causes some fucked up shit to happen. Also, OP didn't say the demons couldn't cause undue harm and damage to everything on the planet after you summon them. Also, demons "playing games with you" is so open-ended and poorly worded that it could end up as torture for all I know.

>helping someone conquer their heroin addiction with gaming

Are you sure you aren't the angel, user?

>demons think you are so pathetic to summon them to play games with that they just roll with it and fuck off back to Hell afterwards

It seems cute though.

You can say that.
[Dowman Sayman] Doubt

So?

I for one don't care. It looks like its done by the same guy who makes oddman 11, and that was a fun enough read on it's own.

> Zaaxalphuox the Raper of Souls: Will play other games than Pathfinder, but will complain about it endlessly. Minmaxer, possible neo-Nazi. Somehow the most tolerable person at the table.
> Orthiririx the Butcher of Mak'lar: Refuses to cooperate with player plans and will do everything he can to derail the campaign. Also makes everything about race, to the point where you think he may have been a Black Panther in life.
> Shilaal, Temptress of the Seven Veils: Plays catgirl, complete with annoying voice. Has a herpes blister on her lip and won't stop talking about sex positivity. Reviews sex toys online.
> Fleshtearer: Just a straight up dick. Will cut your thumbs off if he rolls below a 15 all session, which is often. One of those female to male transgender people who thinks that masculinity is about being overly aggressive and violent.
> Jesserak, Tormentor of the Unclean: Keeps regenerating your thumbs, just to be an asshole. Laughs whenever you say something that he can make a double entendre out of. Has the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.

Wow that was a cute little story

Yeah that was pretty cute.

Yeah I'd do it
In more ways than one as we can both imagine.

You have at least one eye in you're head and I'd wager a tenner you're right on the money.
He'sgot a very distinct style

>I ROLL TO REMOVE THE KING'S HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS FOR DARING TO QUESTION ME
>"balnathlazar, you're a wizar-"
>WITH MAGIC THEN

You guys do realize devil is under no obligation to reveal itself even when directly asked, right?

>at least one eye in you're head
Is the other eye fake and just slightly off-color?

Not too different from my normal group.

Of course

Counterpoint:
Why would the devil take a taxi?

Really? Because of the demons and devils I know of they all have to reveal themselves upon the summoner's request. And usually you can ask them to stop being weird goat-bear-rabbit-crow-things and take a human shape, as well.

also unless you fuck up they can't leave the circle

Because it's faster than walking and devil is not hurting for money.

Even if I present the cross or trick him into climbing a tree then carve the cross into it?

can't even summon fucking players, let alone supernatural creatures

The idea of greater powers just fucking gentley around with people is good.

What's the name of the manga again where the boy makes a demon his big sister because he's lonely?

Oooh I gotta see this

It's based on a porn doujin by the artist but proved so popular that it was serialized
He also kept on drawing the porn as side stories though
First time I ever read porn for the plot

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Gib sauce

It the devil is somehow playing the long con and tricking the dude out of his soul by providing a cute loving girlfriend then I think nearly everyone would fall for it.

Also it wouldn't be the first time someone courted a demon/devil.

ANE NARU MONO

There ya go boys.

I'd sooner let whatever I summon make me eat her (○゜ε^○)

I want to fuck death
Like death personified
I want to fuck that

PLEASE CONTAIN YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.

Rwrwrwrwrwrrrrr

What kind of mythical beast is this "player", I've not heard of it before. Are you sure it is not a fable

>First time I ever read porn for the plot
I think that one goes to Avatar Transform.

Did that ever go past part 11

No ;_;

/thread

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I've heard of "female players", so it must be fake, as we all know females don't exist.

>One off from being a haiku.

Just add the word hard, I did in my mind when I wrote it
But I thought I'd spare you that detail

>hard
?
the first and last line are fine
it's the second line that has only 6 of 7 syllables

Comma after the first death and personified, the second line is a break in the sentence which gets continued by the word hard
-...- also works

I'd build a robot to play games with me.

come on jack, Halloween isn't for another month or so.

I mean, honestly, trading my soul to Baphomet for someone to talk to would be a pretty neat deal to begin with. Everything past that is just cake.

>Fuck it, dude, take one of my legions, if you don't die horribly I'll give you a demon body -dick included- free of charge.

yfw?

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So when was the last time you visited Baba Yag- er I mean, your teacher?

fuck yeah, why not?
am I rolling religion or insight to see if it's actually free of charge?

Is there more to this? That was cute

I just read all that in one sitting
now I want more

I'd summon a devil to dm.

I think that goes without saying,

It's porn.

Artist is film 13

>Tfw you'll never have a qtpi succubus waifu to play black crusade with

Why even live?

If there were no adverse consequences to me and they could roleplay effectively.

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Whelp, she IS the devil, isn't she?

Way to ruin such an innocent thought

Possibly. Ambiguity is fun.

Though I'd guess a rather high percentage of people on Veeky Forums and possibly in life would do the same thing if they got to be happy in life with someone they liked and found attractive.

Well, I'd rather be upfront instead of leading you intro something you're not.

And its not even a full thing, just a few clips on pixiv.

Overall the whole thing is depressing.

Well, she certainly stole his heart if not his soul.

>sometimes the devil just wants to be the little girl

It's oddly humanizing.

I'd let her steal my heart.

It smells like hot sulfur and burning garbage down there, and the excretions are hot enough to leave third degree burns on contact.

Goddamn is there no fucking standard way to romanize his name? If I want to look for something by this fucker, I have to look under
>Douman Sayman
>Dowman Sayman
>Douman Seiman
>Dowman Seiman

It's not like it differs site to site either. One manga site will almost always use all four freaking spellings.

See You don't fuck succubi, succubi fuck you.

The author himself uses Dowman Sayman despite whatever the sites romanize it as.

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>Summon imps to farm your WoW account

Demonata reference?

Hell can I summon some demons to play monster hunter with me?

If I could summon Daemons that would be up to playing pen and paper games with me, why would I stop there?

Of course I would, but I would do basically everything else with Daemons too.

Summon a handful of bro-tier daemons, one waifu Daemon, then cheese it. My life is good.

It's only death.

Someone post that image where some fa/tg/uy wanted to die balls deep in an Eldritch Horror.

I remember that thread, it was a fun thread.

/x/ will show you the way. But you will no enjoy it.