ITT: Card art you just don't like

ITT: Card art you just don't like
the monster in this card literally looks like he's trying to finger his asshole

Nothing wrong with fingering your own asshole

I wish yu-gi-oh cards still looked fucking weird and mystical and shit like this. The artists that came on board after the manga ended didn't even try to emulate kazuki's style

He's telling you where your head is going to go

the bandai cards looked great

what are you gonna do about him fingering his own asshole? Nothing can stop the mad attack of this powerful creature.

Nothing can stop the ass fingering of this powerful creature.

I remember that episode of the anime. Poor Joey.

Ah. When was the last time you even TOUCHED a no-ability creature?

then i used 3 blue eyes and 1 DrkMgsns as a wall, then summoning exodius, tributing them for garbage, and piledriving my opponant.

>"This ancient creature has the power to destroy entire worlds"
>3 stars, 1250 / 950

I fucking hate YGO

This has always been my least favourite art in the entire game.

Blue eyes, and Red eyes

Looks like a mtg card

Looks like a generic as fuck demon ripped straight off deviantart.

i mean, a generic as fuck demon ripped straight off of deviantart is still better then most yugioh art

looking at you madolches

So an mtg card.

Shunsuke, is that you? Are you still mad about the time your precious tier 1 deck got beat by cake monsters?

I dont even care if it's the literal opposite of this thread, I love any reason to post this little badass.

This monster was my shit for the longest time. Kudos to you sir.

I wish Penguin Soldier was level 3 so I could run it as super sekrit tech alongside Coinorma when I play Subterrors.

>not running normals
They have so much support tho

...

Madolches are cute, though.

I'm not touching this ass-fingering clown.

You take that back, Madolches are fabulous.

Blue-Eyes is one of the best decks of the meta right now, just an fyi.

What? Since when? I'm running one right now and get routinely creamed, tell me what new cards have come out that make them awesome.

Most of them came out recently in Shining Victories. Sage with Eyes of Blue, The White Stone of Ancients, White Spirit Dragon, Blue-Eyes Spirit Dragon, Blue-Eyes Twin Burst Dragon, and especially Blue-Eyes Alternative White Dragon are the most important cards.

>White Spirit Dragon
meant to say "Dragon Spirit of White." "White Spirit Dragon" was an early translation before the cards got officially localized.

This card was in the very first booster pack I ever opened, which waa around 2003, and I've hated the art ever since then

the art of that card always did freak me out

Why do you hate me, user?

A fat bitch eating and crying? Nothing unusual here.

Such lazy card art, literally reminds me of Tetsuo form Akria whenever i get a glimpse

This card always got to me. Like what the fuck is it even supposed to be?

Agreed, the original style was far more distinct

>Non effect monster decks work look at blue eyes
>posts an effect version of blue eyes
This is why YuGiOh is never respected here...

Its a time bomb. The numbers are supposed to be the turns till it blows up. Its effect really doesn't reflect that though...

>card art looks like a ghost with a whisk and a hairdryer
>it's supposed to be an ayy lmao

Moisture Creature is Stasis of YGO.

>When did you last touch a no ability creature

>user explains that you have to run them to play powerful, meta Blue Eyes effects

No one said it was a normal monster deck.

when i discovered this card, 'Heart of the underdog' in that shitty yugioh phone game. i actually liked running normal monsters with the starting deck i was given, and i even updated it with better cards.
Although i haven't figured how to perfect the deck yet.
sucks that the game doesn't have pendulums, cause that would make synchro and xyz a breeze

i mean, how do i make a better version of this?
What i did was replace weak normal monsters for stronger ones.
>replace weak normal level 3's for stronger normal level 3's
>same thing for other normals of different levels.
>Weak high attack monsters replaced for strong high attack monsters.
>Weak high defence monsters replaced for strong high defence monsters.
>find good replacements that are tuners and and pendulums.
although it's kinda hard for me to find good replacement effect monsters, spells and traps including adding more better synchro and xyz monsters

>an effect version of blue-eyes
>that explicitly requires you to have the normal version to even play it
aka you're literally touching a non-effect monster when you play that card.