Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1058: hotdogs vs Hamburgers edition

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How much magic is too much magic?

Is there such a thing as too much magic?

I think once you hit one of those "I've absorbed too much power and will explode" thresholds, that's when it's too much.

Amusingly I don't think I've ever found a perk that guards against that.

For the average jumper? When it starts destroying reality at a rate greater then one universe a decade.

There is an item in Tales of Symphonia, the key crest. Mind you I can't think of a setting where such a perk would fit well.

The Key Crest acts as a stopgap between you and overwhelming power. It would work just fine if that power were contained in a separate entity, but if you've absorbed the power to use directly it wouldn't really work.

Still a good option, though. And Key Crests aren't even particularly rare in that setting.

I think we all know when we've had too much magic, because that's when the extra life perks kick in.

I don't think there is a perk for that, but it's possible to build things like magic capacitors you can shunt the excess energy to if it gets to be too much. There's also key crests.

Oh wait I can think of a setting where it wold work as a perk. One that I have thought of making into a jump too, Id Greatest Fusion Fantasy. It wouldn't even necessarily be something you would have to buy either, it's a ki technique, a very advanced one but still just a ki technique.
Symphonia does, Vesperia has nothing for it.

Plz proceed with the jumpmaking. Not dying from eating the warp is something I'd like to be able to do.

> One that I have thought of making into a jump too
Well, get to it, man! We need that technique!

... what's the setting about?

Mmm, isn't it just generally assumed as most people get stronger that their bodies acclimate to that much oomph though? At least, I've never heard of a Jumper just popping from mana overdose before.

I use eragon crystals with discworld magic to bleed extra off and store it then pull energy out as I need it as well as keeping a mystcraft book handy for those Oh Shit moments when things get too charged and I need to ditch those crystals.

The warp is made of souls I thought, couldn't you dark binding it?

It's more like trying to absorb an energy field larger than your head.
Or overcharge your mana reserves well over your maximum.
That's how you blow up.

> At least, I've never heard of a Jumper just popping from mana overdose before.
Well of course you wouldn't. We are all the protagonist of our own stories. Nobody's ever going to end their story with "and then I absorbed too many crystals and exploded".

hey digger,questions
1.what is the ballpark baseline time for making Astroswitches?
2.Given several hundred years and supcom plans is a LoT appropriate for the kind of technology You can replicate or is that too general and i should use something More specific and smaller like a lance battery?
3.for the upcoming Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei Part 2 Would the omnitrix be appropriate as a Henshin device? Please bare in mind this one has been stripped down to just the Evolutinary Function.

Doing it slowly may let you acclimate to the energy but pushing something like the suns output of heat worth of mana into yourself in a short amount of time with no prep will probably cause problems.

God, just so many errors. Must be more tired then I thought.

Just for you user.

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Hah! Knew it was a good idea to make these barriers.
>Awfully selfish of you just to make barriers around this one house.
If I thought those people were in any real danger, I would have provided them with some. Besides, their temporary sacrifice is needed.
>Temporary? He won't give them up.
Just wait and watch.

>...What are they doing? Why aren't they attacking him!?
Because they refuse to give up.
>What?
They are a true hero. They refuse to give up until they have saved everyone they can.
>But there's no saving him! He's as cold-hearted as any demon!
Then why is he crying?
>...
Some people just need to be reminded that there are people who care about them. This, is their strength Lucy. The ability to care for a person so much and never give up until they rescue them, even if that person is basically a god and actively fighting them. Witness, their Determination.

Why is hotdogs lowercase while hamburgers is capitalized?

Id is a mix between wuxia and high fantasy. The main character is literally a guy from a wuxia setting that gets dropped into a high fantasy setting. He proceeds to teach a bunch of ki techniques to a group of adventurers that he inadvertently joins, turning them from middling adventurers to upper level warriors. The main problem though is the series got canceled, due to the publisher going out of business.

Also I've not gotten much work done on the jumps I am actively working on, mostly due to allergies at this point, and would rather not add anything else to my list of stuff not getting done.

A clear bias on their part, which is stupid, because everyone knows hotdogs are superior.

Hot dogs should have been phased out with the advent of bratwurst. Your meat product is inferior.

But bratwurst came first, hotdogs never needed to be a thing in the first place.

Good point.
How do I retcon hot dogs out of existence?

Sounds interesting, and that's a shame. Both about the publisher going out of business, and the allergies. I hope you get better, user.

Got a link? Google gives me nothing.

Hotdogs are wonderful. Ballpark franks a best.

Well the novel isn't translated, and the only translated thing is a Manhwa, which I feel the need to warn you, reads left to right like you would expect with comics, but I think some of the translators used japanese translations which read right to left like manga. Seriously translators switching between Korean and Japanese versions is the worst thing about reading Manhwa.
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Well, that still doesn't seem like too many swords, although I assume it will have Them send more than one at a time.

Would the other admins help Polaris in Final Battle or is it just Polaris then? Finally, any speculation of how the other admins look/fight like?

If we defeat them when we fight Polaris, will they reappear to aid Errai or that won't happen?

Also, beyond demon loyalty and summoning, how did being King of Bel empower protag of DeSu1?

...I also realized how, if Errai wins, he recreate the universe weaker. In SMT you utilize Magnetite to summon demons and they drain it, like fuel, to sustain themselves unless demon world fuses or so with human one. While magnetite is generated in DeSu 1 while fighting and Fumi mentions it as matter that makes up demons... They don't burn it off. Unless they do, just more slowly or they get it from humans/generate it.

Gotta remember to make dark matter food generators for demons to have that peace

Really it's not... That much, DeSu user said what form his Concepts take, which is of end bosses of other SMT, and he provided the levels and what the battles would go like. They are not full power of the SMT final bosses because Errai just made them on the fly. He still controls the concept itself, not just avatars he made, but he is manageable. Just fuse DeSu Metatron. And the several others beyond level 80 demons. And be smart. And have immunities to fire, hostile teleportation of you and time shenanigans

What I wonder more about is if there's a way to directly speak to DeSu YHVH due to Angels being biased

Don't you think you should wait till later to ask these questions? DeSu user is probably asleep right now.

"That much" is relevant though. From a certain point of view Scion, Gilgamesh and Darkseid aren't hard bosses either but I'd rather fight all 3 together than Errai considering what I know of SMT powerlevels, and the fact that Errai's backed up by several faux-YHVH avatars.

What are some perks to ensure you are always right?

No.
Necromancy is best magic and you cant prove me wrong!
Undead on hamsterwheels for UNLIMITED POWER

The Akashic Record from In Nomine's good for 3 word answers. Worm's Path to Victory is good for a general guideline for deterministic stuff.

An Audience, My Lord from ActRaiser is a good way to get a direct line to local deities

I love how DeSu YHVH is actually a fairly cool guy, but aside from Remiel the angels are still dicks.

Well, again the faux YHVH avatars are not at their SMT power, since they were just made. The avatar for control of time can null your time stops but it will distract him, putting him lower in turn order if you use that. And by that point you should have level 80 demons yourself. But true.

But if you went for Messiah ending in DeSu 1 or managed to somehow make peace with him or make him your ally, real YHVH is going to help you. And DeSu 1 YHVH is noticeably nicer guy. Especially when you consider some Angels just do what they think he wants until they are told otherwise. Hell, I think Metatron is just powerful messenger of his with authority. If Metatron were to declare war on humans or such when he's on Earth, YHVH can't exactly go "nonono, he fucked up"

God made humans in his image. But he himself committed the Deadly Sins too so he is not pure. He just a smart and incredibly powerful being but he has his flaws.

He's basically elevated God Emperor from 40k.

i don't think that there are perks but there is the omniscience combo from Xiaolin Showdown.
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I take your point but all things being equal instead of building specifically to diplomance someone of even greater cosmic power to back you up, I still stand by what I said.

Well, it seems DeSu YHVH is not all knowing either, at least not truly... He knows stuff but he is not properly omnipresent so he is not aware of some things nor can he predict them. He sits on his throne in heavens, at best sending Metatron as his messenger since he can't arrive himself, and from 8th day in DeSu it feels like Metatron replies on his own too. And how do you back that up, when your Second in command declares something?

If you go for messiah ending he straight up becomes humanity's ally protecting them

I think it's important to note that Metatron's own codex describes him as being cruel to humans, and that might be part of the problem. When your chief messenger is an arrogant, overbearing dick, it can be a little hard to communicate that no, you're actually a good guy and you really do want to help humanity.

Hey, is it possible to get Crissaegrim in the Castlevania jump? I know it's not offered for purchase in the jump PDF itself, but considering that it drops from a monster (I believe it was a Schmoo?), should I just fanwank a similar way to acquire it?

Wait, never mind. It is offered! I am apparently utterly blind.

Kung Fu Hustle
> Age: 16
> Origin: Wandering Idiot [-100CP]
> Intimidation Fu [Get a Freebie!]
> Portentous Butterfly [Get a Freebie!]
> What Does Not Kill Me [-250CP]
> A Special Aura [-300CP]
> Enlightenment: Sloth [-400CP]
> Toad Style of the Kwan Lun School [-800CP]
> Tiny Hideout [Get a Freebie!]
> Kung Fu Manuals [Get a Freebie!]
> Tea Stove [-50CP]
> Faithful Companion [Get a Freebie!]
> Scalded [+300CP]
> The Boss [+600CP]
Jump Count: I dunno, I've probably done some terrible shit by the time this one gets slotted in.

NEW COMPANION!: "The Boss"
> + What Does Not Kill Me
> + Noble Phantasm, Anti-Unit: "God Hand" (B)

Sloth's a pretty nebulous "emotion" ... I like to think of it as actually comprising a number of feelings, such as laziness, flippancy, and boredom. Perfect for an unending parade of snark and uselessness.

Anyway, this jump will be mostly spent following around "The Boss", who I should probably come up with a better name for, and maybe a generalized description.
So, I follow them around and yank them out of deadly situations and work on gadgets on the go and practice these manuals and am basically their snarky hypercompetent sidekick.

The drawback says they'll find the stupidest ways to use the perks they're borrowing. I like to lay on the sidewalk with carts passing over them yelling, "Look what I can do!"
In addition to daring harmless looking old men to punch them.
God help me.

> "Did you just give me a friendly slap on my BURN SCARS?!?!?"
> "Yes?"

He's just following Codex Astartes.

No but seriously though, I can just see the first Biblical things being God going overboard or making mistakes, and then just Metatron being who he is.

"Okay, Metatron, did you give the King of Bel the message?"
"Yes, my lord. That vile spawn did not surrender his life to us, so I declared war on his race when he tried resisting"
"... I just wanted to have a talk with him about his plans, to see if we can do this peacefully."
"Yes, a peaceful execution for sake of mankind."
"Oh for Me's sake, Metatron!"

You know, for some reason I now see God and Metatron as the father who's made mistakes and is trying to make up for it/do better and the son who saw his dad making mistakes and thought that that was how things should be done.

Actually, considering Metatron said that Messiah Abel would have become an even greater messenger than him on Naoya's 8th Day, I can't help but wonder if YHVH was looking to get a new image/PR guy...

Isn't that what the Thief Ring is for?

It's probably made even worse than Metatron used to BE human. Part of the cruelty might come from personal experience even before being an angel, making him even more set in his ways.

The sad thing is, heavenly failure in communication is canon in SMT4

See, all the archangels-including Gabriel-and Metatron's stand-in Merkabah the Chariot of God are all hyped for how they're going to cleanse Tokyo of filthy humans with a black hole.

Meanwhile Mastema claims to be working for God and is so appalled by all of this he actually tried sealing them away, and enlists Flynn's help to do it again.

The complicated part is-in Strange Journey Mastema was this manipulative dick who was all for the brainwash-humanity-to-worship-YHVH plan.

So yeah. The Great Will and YHVH seem to be fighting over whatever metaphysical forces serve as the angels' remote controls.

And considering the outcome of SMT 4 Final, this seems very, very likely.

Except in jump terms DeSu comes before SMT, but still.

This makes DeSu YHVH hilarious actually.

>"Now, Metatron, don't touch that King of Bell"
>Metatron just gravitated towards falling on KoB
>"You fool"

If you don't want to pay for it just go to the rondo of blood part of the timeline and take the drawback that makes you enter the jump later. You can go to symphony of the night this way and grind shmoos all you want.
Having luck and item drop perks may help, or you could just get the thief ring.

And now I imagine Great Will and the YHVH arguing.

"GIVE ME THE MIC"
"NO"
"GIVE M- GIVE THE MIC"
"NO! IT'S MI- GIVE THAT BACK"
"No, you had your time"
"FINE THEN! I'm going to make Lucifer part of Satan."

"..WHY? I DON'T EVEN. WHAT IS THAT EVEN GOING TO ACHIEVE?!"

"Why should I care about that FAKE lucifer you recreated? I've been YHVH before you were BORN!"

Wouldn't work unless you used one of your Returns to come back. They don't drop Crissaegrims until your second playthrough.

That's incorrect. They drop crissaegrims just fine first playthorugh. They only appear in the reverse castle which could be argued to be part 2, but the only enemy in Sotn wiht different drops on a second playthrough is the big gold skeleton that drops the ring of varda.

Oh, really? I thought they were also playthrough-locked.

>Wanting Crissaegrim
>Not just Alucard Shield+ Shield Rod

>Shield Rod
>not Mablung

>Not assimilating the entire Castle and Reverse Castle
>Not having Dracula as your undead servant for eternity
Jokes on you I don't even NEED weapons.
I did give Dracula twin Crissaegrims though so he'd be less of a pussy.

The drop rate is exceptionally low, but you can get them without beating the game first.
Luck mode makes it much much easier though.
If they were locked behind the end of the game though you could still get the Vorpal blade off the archers in the reverse church which is basically the same thing except you have to mash harder.

That combo uses magic. Which might be better used for something other than ramming a shield into someones face. It's good, but I found it to be lacking in range when I played the game. Not like it really mattered because it was so easy, but you get the point.

> It's good, but I found it to be lacking in range when I played the game.
I always thought it was cool that you could do Dracula's signature attacks, the fireballs and meteors. It's just a shame that they're slow and involved enough that they're totally useless.

Which jumps have the best lolis?

No, just no.

Disgaea, if HeavensAnon manages to finish it.

Gate - Thus the JSDF Fought There!

Hey newbie jumper here, is ultimate spiderman tv series called?

Nechronica, Black Bullet and Bioshock.

Tie between Madoka and MGNQ of course

When you're animating entire forests simply by walking through them, you might have too much magic.
When you make the Dresden's car spontaneously combust by climbing in the passenger seat, you might have too much magic.
But really, there's no such thing as too much magic.

Counterquestion: How much magic would one need to seal away the Warp in Warhammer 40k? I have this vague idea that using Song Magic from Ar Tonelico could be a good cornerstone for an attempt to alter or seal the Warp, but I'm not sure if I'm barking up the wrong tree.

Never point new magic directly towards face. Do not apply directly to forehead.

I don't believe so.

Cardcaptor Sakura without doubt.

Warhammer 40K

Pick your poison.

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But user, Mokou IS the boyfriend.

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Ah. Yes.
Well, if you're allergic to yuri, do not go to that place.
Because it barely passes the reverse Bechdel test. And even then it's old men.

>Well, if you're allergic to yuri, do not go to that place.

It was already too late user. It was always too late

48. Girls Und Panzer
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Scenario - Enlist Today
Location - Chi-Ha-Tan Academy
EGSDT
Background - Transfer Student

Perks
-Tanking specialisation - Commander, Driver- 100
-More Love Love Operation
-Ribbon Warrior - 200
-Fierce Fight - 400

Items
- Bokobears
- Throat Mics - 650
- Tank Hangar - 950
- 200 TP - 1150
- Tank Cakes - 1200
Paradigm Shift - Girls und Armor - 1300

Tanks - 300TP
- 10x Type 10 Hitomaru MBT - 150
- 2x Maneuver combat Vehicle TD - 174
- 2x Komatsu LAV - 180
- 4x Mitsubishi Type 89 IFV - 200
- 4x Type 99 Self Propelled Artillery - 240
- 3x Leopard 2 MBT - 300

Drawbacks - That Would Be cheating - 1000

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It'll happen, user. This I promise. Just lemme finish my other two claims.

You better let us companion Adell or Axel
I am also hopping to get Thief's skills as an option Poison+ Sleep OP

Legend of Zelda.

Including thirty more updates to Boktai right? I have so many rulings to ask you about!
Like if I'm an Immortal who takes Sol Trance will you really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

True.

The funny part is that she's even older than he is.

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The jump from atop a chair with a noose about one's neck.

Needless.

Everytime

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What the fuck kind of character design is that?
Are we posting sparkle dogs now?

I know nothing about that character and have no idea where it is from but just based on design I assume it is a human in a dog's body, possibly due to magic or some kind of mind switching machine.

>This guy feels the need to whine about what other people like.
Also, Malon is another cute.

Though we can all agree cow tits adult Malon is superior.

Music video. Look up Mystery Skulls on youtube and click on the first weeb looking link you find. Catchy songs.

rude

>Though we can all agree cow tits adult Malon is superior.
Nope.

It's a disguised kitsune or something.

Not that user but I agree
No mercy for pedos
This meme needs to end
Unless your looking for daughterus to protect, in which case Prisma Illya has yet to be made.