A'ight bubs, today I got a neat little package. What could it be hiding inside?

A'ight bubs, today I got a neat little package. What could it be hiding inside?

Let's peek in, shall we? Can't wait!

There's something large inside...

Oh my, could it be...?

Oh no you didn't

Yes, yes I did.

A dragon-train set?

Here it is. Recognize it yet?

A dragon train dildo

BE GONE HERETIC

Close but.... not quite.

Cards. Lots and lots of cards.

...

Oh, even more cards?

Google says it is a furry harem card game. It sounds a little niche to me ,but; I hope you have fun.

So this is what a couple hundred of dollars' worth of erotic furry playing cards looks like...

>couple hundred of dollars'
I think you got had user.

Thank you, I certainly will.

So if I counted right, this package included 3x starter card packs and 15x booster packs. Oh boy.

Depends on the quality of the cards and also the number.
And also on whether the game itself is actually good.

>card titled "Rimjob" hiding behind the rest

There seems to be a heap of cards to be frank.

I dunno if it's just me, or do these cards include a lot more dicks than I thought they would? A little close-up included.

OP what have you done? Why have you done this?

>those card descriptions

Is my brain not working right or do the wordings on those cards seem really off? 'All Furres target player controls lose all skills until end of turn' is just not parsing for me whatsoever, and I don't know if it's me or the card.

...Like, a lot of dicks. Futas, to be exact.

Are you really that surprised? Furries fucking love futas. Or herms, as they call them.

We thought you might want to see what kind of a guy buys these sort of cards... as it turns out, it's not just one.

OP make an imgur gallery of them before thread is nuked.

Post it in >>>trash as well.

>shi
This is one of the dumbest made-up pronouns I've seen yet.

>unboxing thread
>furshit

This made my bad day even worse. Kill yourself.

No.

Are you both furfags or something? You'd have to be some kind of turbo autist to actually ever want to own or play this game with anyone, and have them take you seriously.

I've never really seen the point of pornographic games. If I want to look at porn, I want to do it in private. If I want to play a game, I'll most likely be doing it with some guy I'm not interested in getting horny together with. And even if I were, furries are gross. So why did you buy this?

>mfw these motherfuckers

To be fair, it's not that horniness-inducing. We played it for a couple of games and as it turns out, it's actually a fun game as itself, regardless what the cards show.

OP I still want an imgur link of all the cards.

...

Each card face, the heap of what we have or just the pics we took?

Each card.

But is it a few hundred dollars worth of fun?

It is surprisingly complex and for people like us who enjoy games with a variety of mechanics. It's deeper than we initially thought. To be honest, we bought it when drunk and what we got was more than we expected...

...even though we didn't get "Canine Cockslut" or "Open Wide" cards,

I'm going to be straight with you, we have a heap of these cards. It would take hours upon hours to upload each and every card face. We're getting wasted atm.

>I'm going to be straight with you, we have a heap of these cards. It would take hours upon hours to upload each and every card face. We're getting wasted atm.
Kek, I was just messing with ya. Can't believe you actually bought a furry porn game though. That's hilarious, man.

>The furfags are actually two guys being gay
WOW surprise of the century. Furries are not just gay (lame) but also gay (buttsluts). More news at eleven.

'tis but a meme, brother

>The furfags are actually two guys being gay
What would you expect? (We're not actually gay, it's not gay if you don't say "I love you")

Thanks bub. We're planning to squeeze every drop of fun out of this stiff piece of work.

So, do you distract rival "furres" with sex while trying to rob a dragon dildo train?

The objective is to orgasm your opponents and remain last man (dog?cat?bird) standing.

Though I think that would be an awesome idea for a erotic furry trading card game.

You have the hands of a land whale.

I'm a big guy.

>we have a heap of these cards
Try restructuring it into a binary tree of cards. That should make it easier to deal with.

Are you ignoring the lizard man with the horse cock at the front?

Secure your fucking cords

>tfw understanding this joke is the best thing I got out of a-level Computing

That's an unplugged 2.1 stereo system for PC that got replaced due being in the end of its life cycle.

>Close but.... not quite.
look user, first, it's dragon-themed, and second, anything is a dildo ... if you're brave enough

so yes, this counts as dragon dildo

>replying to me
>not securing the cords

>Don'tTalkToMeOrMySonEverAgain.jpg

We thought you guys might want to see the aftermath of playing this luscious little card game.

straight to the "why the fuck did i save this from the internet?" folder

>SexyFurryBearAndSexyFurryOtterDance.avi
So babbys first vodka is kicking in, huh guys.

When is the baby due?

I'm pretty sure it's because I'm stupidly tired, but I was crying from laughter watching this.

I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Also this thread is a great use of a random drunken purchase that you probably heavily regretted after.

Fuck, messed up that spoiler. I guess I'm more tired than I thought...

We tend to do that a lot, but our purchases end up better than expected most of the time. This is the first Veeky Forums we bought and probably will not be the last one.

You will hear of us.

Also, my mouth tastes like a cat peed in it.

This would be a pretty funny gag gift for mtg faggots.

Holy shit. This thing not only still exists, it's getting expansions even?
I know Veeky Forums was at the conception of this. But damn, talk about past coming back to haunt us...

IIRC it used to have online card database, something like Gatherer for Magic.

Apparently yeah. It's fun to play too.

Only problem is that I don't think a lot of people are playing it, at least here, and it could be hard to find people who can humor these cards enough to play it for fun with us.

>This is the first Veeky Forums we bought and probably will not be the last one.
You know what needs to be done.

Enjoy the ban, furfag.

It just seems like it would be really, really awkward to play with anyone in person, especially friends.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Obviously. You have no taste, and more money than sense.

I remember coming across this. Actually seems interesting, although would not keep in room.

Probably fine between people in the same fandom.

This would apply to that mlp card game made 2 years ago as well. Don't know how that's going.

I'm amazed people are still PLAYING this! Holy fucking shit. I got the impression it wasn't particularly balanced.

WHY DID YOU BUY SO MANY?! This thread just leaves me with too many questions. I'm out.

So what do you guys think, should I try to introduce this to my gf?

Is your girlfriend a furry? If so, yes. If not, yes. In one case, you actually have someone to play with, because trust me, you will NEVER find anyone to play this except an SO. In the other case you lose a girlfriend and that makes me kek.

>vodka-drinking mask-wearing slavshits
sasuga OP

we don't do unboxings here you fuck

Knowing her, the most likely case is that it's too complicated for her and she doesn't care for it much. Also, I'm confident that it would not make a dent in relationship.

Though I do have a couple of buddies who might humor us with the game or even like it. A note that none of us is an actual furry. Some of us tolerate it to a degree, some might like the porn but that's about it.

Alcohol had something to do with it. Now that we have a lot of them, we can do multiple decks at once and have games without anyone buying more cards.

We're going to buy more anyway though.

Well the fact that this thread hasn't been deleted or me banned still stands. Also, why not? We did unbox a rather unusual traditional game, so we're within the board's category.